Tim Howard
@tmhwrd.bsky.social
Melbourne, Australia. He/him. The so-called "Miles Davis of jazz".
I blog at https://habitualmood.com
I blog at https://habitualmood.com
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Tim Howard
@tmhwrd.bsky.social
· Sep 30
[90s rapper nobody’s ever heard of making his recording debut] well I’m back y’all
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You can read or download my second short story collection, A VOLUME OF SLEEP, here
archive.org/details/a-vo...
It's out of print and will remain so. If you like it and want to repay me in some way, donate to an animal shelter.
archive.org/details/a-vo...
It's out of print and will remain so. If you like it and want to repay me in some way, donate to an animal shelter.
A Volume Of Sleep By Jayaprakash : Jayprakash Satyamurthy : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
My second chapbook of fiction. Originally published by Dunhams Manor Press with illustrations by Dave Felton. It never caught on. Neither did I really, as to...
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November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
You can read or download my second short story collection, A VOLUME OF SLEEP, here
archive.org/details/a-vo...
It's out of print and will remain so. If you like it and want to repay me in some way, donate to an animal shelter.
archive.org/details/a-vo...
It's out of print and will remain so. If you like it and want to repay me in some way, donate to an animal shelter.
Hello from the train
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hello from the train
Americans complaining about what the rest of the world calls them only leads to an increase of Australians calling them seppos. That’s Seppo’s Law.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Americans complaining about what the rest of the world calls them only leads to an increase of Australians calling them seppos. That’s Seppo’s Law.
I understand why people get annoyed at geographical inconsistency in tv shows but surely I’m not alone in finding it more amusing than annoying. I love it when I’m watching something set in Melbourne and they turn a corner in Thornbury and they’re suddenly at the beach.
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I understand why people get annoyed at geographical inconsistency in tv shows but surely I’m not alone in finding it more amusing than annoying. I love it when I’m watching something set in Melbourne and they turn a corner in Thornbury and they’re suddenly at the beach.
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'A record that has a deep wistfulness that chimes just-so with all its rich humour and joy; a sense of elusiveness, of something forever slightly out of reach, of ecstasy so nearly grasped'
Many Happy Returns to #TheAvalanches' Since I Left You, which turns 25 today!
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Many Happy Returns to #TheAvalanches' Since I Left You, which turns 25 today!
buff.ly/jyF7Iit
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
'A record that has a deep wistfulness that chimes just-so with all its rich humour and joy; a sense of elusiveness, of something forever slightly out of reach, of ecstasy so nearly grasped'
Many Happy Returns to #TheAvalanches' Since I Left You, which turns 25 today!
buff.ly/jyF7Iit
Many Happy Returns to #TheAvalanches' Since I Left You, which turns 25 today!
buff.ly/jyF7Iit
Words of wisdom from The Sword of Doom (1966)
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Words of wisdom from The Sword of Doom (1966)
Every year people post that old tweet about turning off motion smoothing on your parents’ tv and every year I think: what if the orphan Oliver Twist reads that tweet?
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Every year people post that old tweet about turning off motion smoothing on your parents’ tv and every year I think: what if the orphan Oliver Twist reads that tweet?
When my daughter was seven and really into One Direction I told her they were named after a Malcolm McLaren/Maurice Starr type figure called Reginald Direction who had put the band together. He even used to leave little notes for her.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
When my daughter was seven and really into One Direction I told her they were named after a Malcolm McLaren/Maurice Starr type figure called Reginald Direction who had put the band together. He even used to leave little notes for her.
Absolutely PUMPED for this forthcoming Netflix Limited Series!
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Absolutely PUMPED for this forthcoming Netflix Limited Series!
Gladiatorial combat having been invented by Kōshun Takami in 1999
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Gladiatorial combat having been invented by Kōshun Takami in 1999
What’s everybody’s preferred proximity to the madding crowd? I usually like to be far from it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What’s everybody’s preferred proximity to the madding crowd? I usually like to be far from it.
Search: “how to stop toilet seat moving side to side”
A million men on YouTube/Reddit/elsewhere: try tightening the screws that hold the toilet seat on
A million men on YouTube/Reddit/elsewhere: try tightening the screws that hold the toilet seat on
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Search: “how to stop toilet seat moving side to side”
A million men on YouTube/Reddit/elsewhere: try tightening the screws that hold the toilet seat on
A million men on YouTube/Reddit/elsewhere: try tightening the screws that hold the toilet seat on
Forget "Wagon Train to the Stars". Forget "John Ford meets Kurosawa meets Flash Gordon and Joseph Campbell". It's time for:
Space Biggles
Space Biggles
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Forget "Wagon Train to the Stars". Forget "John Ford meets Kurosawa meets Flash Gordon and Joseph Campbell". It's time for:
Space Biggles
Space Biggles
There's probably a universe where Sorcerer was the big box office smash of 1977 and fifty years later people are earnestly ranking the films of the Sorcerer canon.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
There's probably a universe where Sorcerer was the big box office smash of 1977 and fifty years later people are earnestly ranking the films of the Sorcerer canon.
Cleverly resisting the "Black Friday" sales nonsense by not having any money to spend.
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Cleverly resisting the "Black Friday" sales nonsense by not having any money to spend.
RIP Udo Kier. Kind of mind blowing array of roles, eg. during the period he was appearing in Lars Von Trier’s Riget he was also in the Pamela Anderson movie Barb Wire and an episode of Nash Bridges.
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
RIP Udo Kier. Kind of mind blowing array of roles, eg. during the period he was appearing in Lars Von Trier’s Riget he was also in the Pamela Anderson movie Barb Wire and an episode of Nash Bridges.
Reading that Guardian investigation of the "freebirthing" psychos
Primal Scream - Kill All Hippies (Official Video)
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November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Reading that Guardian investigation of the "freebirthing" psychos
"Laugh out loud. And love - out loud."
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"Laugh out loud. And love - out loud."
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My occasional prod to say I wrote a book of short horror stories, and they're really fucking good (said by other people with inarguably exceptional taste)
Shitty people get what's coming to 'em. But also, cannibalism! Ghost children! Revenge! Grave robbing! You know, the fun stuff.
Links below
Shitty people get what's coming to 'em. But also, cannibalism! Ghost children! Revenge! Grave robbing! You know, the fun stuff.
Links below
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My occasional prod to say I wrote a book of short horror stories, and they're really fucking good (said by other people with inarguably exceptional taste)
Shitty people get what's coming to 'em. But also, cannibalism! Ghost children! Revenge! Grave robbing! You know, the fun stuff.
Links below
Shitty people get what's coming to 'em. But also, cannibalism! Ghost children! Revenge! Grave robbing! You know, the fun stuff.
Links below
Sure! Is it a problem if I don’t know French?
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Sure! Is it a problem if I don’t know French?
Watching the erotic thriller Call Me. Protagonist eating an orange when she receives a call from her mysterious stalker. They proceed to have phone sex involving a lot of sexy orange squeezing etc. Good thing she wasn’t eating souvlaki or tucking into a big bowl of borscht when he called.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Watching the erotic thriller Call Me. Protagonist eating an orange when she receives a call from her mysterious stalker. They proceed to have phone sex involving a lot of sexy orange squeezing etc. Good thing she wasn’t eating souvlaki or tucking into a big bowl of borscht when he called.
Feeling more optimistic about the commercial prospects of my forthcoming novel Ack Jreacher Vs Isbeth Lsalander
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Feeling more optimistic about the commercial prospects of my forthcoming novel Ack Jreacher Vs Isbeth Lsalander
Who the fuck is “Lizza”? We’ve just had a week of fucking “Nuzzi”.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Who the fuck is “Lizza”? We’ve just had a week of fucking “Nuzzi”.
Staring Kermit the Frog as
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Staring Kermit the Frog as
Went to the olde booke shoppe t’other day
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Went to the olde booke shoppe t’other day