Thomas Knapp (chemiclord)
tkocreations.com
Thomas Knapp (chemiclord)
@tkocreations.com
Empty headed writer of many genres of varying success. Find more slightly connected ramblings at my blog/website tkocreations.com
I mean, it didn't help that a lot of the shortcomings rearing up now were flaws that people were noticing in August, only to have Brad Holmes respond with "We're good."

Narrator: They were, in fact, not good.
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm sure there was some grumpy old cuss in the City of Ur grumbling about how the abacus would be the ruin of man.

This isn't a new narrative. It's in fact one of the oldest stories ever told.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You can literally dial back all the way to the beginning of the human record and find grumpy old people complaining that the younger generations weren't doin it rite.
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Drinking again?
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yeah, this a straight up LIE from the Lions organization.

Ragnow doesn't just show up with a Grade 3 hamstring tear. He wouldn't be able to WALK with that sort of injury.

This is how you tell people you've given up on the season without telling them you've given up on the season.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Out of curiosity, did you have to work at being this stupid, or was it a natural gift?
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Listen, to paraphrase the OP, I'm not your dad. Figure that shit out on your own.
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Not 3D though, so it goes into the second pile.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I think it's been proven time and time again that people only care about things when they have to pay for them.

They'll eat the slop if it's free.
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
How about a world where the Lions are?
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Yeah, we'll leave that to Blue Jays fans; probably some time in late August.
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So, you're saying they should have... Cease-d with this signing?
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Hell, I'mma shoot my shot with Lord Hades.

Yeah, my in game father.

Because I'm a Greek Goddess, and I don't give a FUCK.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Moros? Those aren't antlers. They're fellatio handles.

Nemesis? Crush my head between your thighs. I dare you.

Icarus? Forget the sun, I'll leave you with stars in your eyes, little boy.

Eris? I'mma treat you like the trashy ho you are, and you like it. Yes, you do.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Having met some graduates of Wheatley in the past, I really, really, really hope none of them decide to take your statement as a personal challenge.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm sure there's another refrigerator in that home somewhere.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I see the knifing from the left to the left continues.

Mamdani went to Washington and made Trump look like a fool.

Wu told Trump to fuck off, then keep fucking off forever.

Both approaches work just fine.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Companies: No no no, you're supposed to buy OUR stuff every year, and stop buying stuff from OTHER people!
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"No hero in the universe takes you seriously when you look like a shape shifting disco ball." - The Glitterman
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I dunno. I swear it's like the US and the UK are locked in game of one-upmanship where one goes, "Okay, that is the dumbest decision an electorate could ever make. I don't think it's possible for an electorate to make a dumber choice," and the other county goes, "Bet."
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM