father christmass
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Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
Going for hotpot tonight 🙏
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Going for hotpot tonight 🙏
Why the hell would anyone need this
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Why the hell would anyone need this
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Shazam for my own emotions
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Shazam for my own emotions
Pisses me the fuck off that sylvanian families are called ‘calico critters’ in the US. Like genuinely rattled every time I see it
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Pisses me the fuck off that sylvanian families are called ‘calico critters’ in the US. Like genuinely rattled every time I see it
Doing weird white girl dancing to this in the middle of nowhere would fix me actually
Boy Harsher - Autonomy (Feat. Lucy - Cooper B. Handy) (Official Video)
YouTube video by Boy Harsher / Nude Club
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Doing weird white girl dancing to this in the middle of nowhere would fix me actually
Really need to divorce myself from Spotify now but, surprising absolutely no one…
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Really need to divorce myself from Spotify now but, surprising absolutely no one…
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Describing my cat as a 'family friend'
October 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Describing my cat as a 'family friend'
Looking forward to going to school today
BLOOD WORK / EPISODE 10
THEY KISS HORSES, DON’T THEY? / FOUR FASCIST CONCEPTS
What are ‘libidinal politics’? What the fuck is a ‘machinic assemblage’? Why are these men terrified of women? We look at four ideas in the fascist imaginary and head down to the stables to look at some freaks.
THEY KISS HORSES, DON’T THEY? / FOUR FASCIST CONCEPTS
What are ‘libidinal politics’? What the fuck is a ‘machinic assemblage’? Why are these men terrified of women? We look at four ideas in the fascist imaginary and head down to the stables to look at some freaks.
They Kiss Horses, Don’t They? / Four Fascist Concepts | Blood Work
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December 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Looking forward to going to school today
Another thing I’ve got in common with cats
"The team hypothesized that men 'require more explicit vocalizations to notice and respond to the needs of their cats.' In other words, the researchers are suggesting that many cats have concluded that men don’t always listen, and adjusted their behavior accordingly."
To Get a Man’s Attention, Meow Harder
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Another thing I’ve got in common with cats
One christmas I got alien on dvd and watched it so therefore alien is a christmas film. Where’s my guardian article
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
One christmas I got alien on dvd and watched it so therefore alien is a christmas film. Where’s my guardian article
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Nothing is a Christmas movie because they're called FILMS
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Nothing is a Christmas movie because they're called FILMS
One of Marge’s bits now is to sprint past you on the stairs so she can get above you and smack you on the head through the bannisters. Great stuff
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
One of Marge’s bits now is to sprint past you on the stairs so she can get above you and smack you on the head through the bannisters. Great stuff
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being tolerated by the mean women on the internet i think are cool >>>>
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
being tolerated by the mean women on the internet i think are cool >>>>
This is good btw
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is good btw
Actually did a full mobility session today instead of ignoring it and immediately feel better for it. Will I learn from this? No
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Actually did a full mobility session today instead of ignoring it and immediately feel better for it. Will I learn from this? No
Say this every year like an old person but actually can’t believe it’s December already
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Say this every year like an old person but actually can’t believe it’s December already
someone think up a christmas name for me pls
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
someone think up a christmas name for me pls
Miss margarine will be experiencing her first ever Christmas tree today. Taking bets on how long it takes for her to absolutely fuck it
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Miss margarine will be experiencing her first ever Christmas tree today. Taking bets on how long it takes for her to absolutely fuck it
Getting strong is a trap cos what do you mean I have to help carry stuff now
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Getting strong is a trap cos what do you mean I have to help carry stuff now
Ok they may in fact have the juice
Die Spitz - Throw Yourself To The Sword (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ok they may in fact have the juice
Everything’s fucking annoying but I finally deadlifted more than my body weight today :)))
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Everything’s fucking annoying but I finally deadlifted more than my body weight today :)))
Putting an automatic reply on my emails that just says ‘DO NOT FUCKING SPEAK TO ME’
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Putting an automatic reply on my emails that just says ‘DO NOT FUCKING SPEAK TO ME’