TimTam🍫
@timtam.bsky.social
BlueSkys favorite talking candy bar 🍫. I went viral once on the bird app I swear.
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How am I supposed to take those tea drinkers seriously when they say "aluminium"?
December 14, 2024 at 9:44 PM
How am I supposed to take those tea drinkers seriously when they say "aluminium"?
Anyone who says "Pirates of the Caribbean" instead of "Pirates of the Caribbean" is insane
December 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Anyone who says "Pirates of the Caribbean" instead of "Pirates of the Caribbean" is insane
Not gonna lie, thinking about how this kid was on Jimmy Fallon and is probably making more money, while 7 years old, then I'll make this entire year....well the bullet is looking awful tasty
December 4, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Not gonna lie, thinking about how this kid was on Jimmy Fallon and is probably making more money, while 7 years old, then I'll make this entire year....well the bullet is looking awful tasty
When the car beers turned into being woken up from your side of the road nap
November 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
When the car beers turned into being woken up from your side of the road nap
Guys, neurologist said I'm so straight that even my neck has no curve
November 27, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Guys, neurologist said I'm so straight that even my neck has no curve
Boomers were like "I'll give you something to cry about" and then would hit you with the "why are you crying??"
November 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Boomers were like "I'll give you something to cry about" and then would hit you with the "why are you crying??"
Called out if work today. Told the boss I'm busy holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity
November 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Called out if work today. Told the boss I'm busy holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity
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big day coming up for people who like dinner
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
big day coming up for people who like dinner
Did you know Barnes & Nobles have stores connected to their
November 25, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Did you know Barnes & Nobles have stores connected to their
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Me: *pretending to smoke a hotdog like a cigar
Passport photographer: No
Passport photographer: No
November 24, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Me: *pretending to smoke a hotdog like a cigar
Passport photographer: No
Passport photographer: No
Reposted by TimTam🍫
how i actually feel when i say “no worries if not”
November 24, 2024 at 9:03 PM
how i actually feel when i say “no worries if not”
The Chili's Triple Dipper satisfies her in ways I never could
November 24, 2024 at 8:41 PM
The Chili's Triple Dipper satisfies her in ways I never could
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[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
"Everything has a price" I say to the Target employee as the assure me the big red balls aren't for sale
November 24, 2024 at 6:20 PM
"Everything has a price" I say to the Target employee as the assure me the big red balls aren't for sale
Teenage boys after beating their meat for the first time
September 15, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Teenage boys after beating their meat for the first time
Be sure to put 'lol' at the end of every message so no one can be mad at you
September 5, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Be sure to put 'lol' at the end of every message so no one can be mad at you
What do you mean vampires teeth aren't little straws
September 1, 2023 at 3:52 PM
What do you mean vampires teeth aren't little straws
Red hot chili peppers
Verse:Karate chop the robot with the lazer eyes. See the man with his French fries. I take a tumble but don't fall and never leave the bathroom stall
Chorus:When deaths cold hand grasps mine, I will not cause a scene. I will thank him for a life of serene
Verse:Karate chop the robot with the lazer eyes. See the man with his French fries. I take a tumble but don't fall and never leave the bathroom stall
Chorus:When deaths cold hand grasps mine, I will not cause a scene. I will thank him for a life of serene
August 31, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Red hot chili peppers
Verse:Karate chop the robot with the lazer eyes. See the man with his French fries. I take a tumble but don't fall and never leave the bathroom stall
Chorus:When deaths cold hand grasps mine, I will not cause a scene. I will thank him for a life of serene
Verse:Karate chop the robot with the lazer eyes. See the man with his French fries. I take a tumble but don't fall and never leave the bathroom stall
Chorus:When deaths cold hand grasps mine, I will not cause a scene. I will thank him for a life of serene
Me looking down at my plate of food
August 30, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Me looking down at my plate of food
Me and my GF the second after we say we need to save money
August 29, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Me and my GF the second after we say we need to save money
Looking at alcohol online be like
August 28, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Looking at alcohol online be like
Jesus was the OG zombie
August 23, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Jesus was the OG zombie