Tim Stotz
@timstotz.bsky.social
Comedian, actor, writer, video guy, and cancer…I want to say, “survivor,” but let’s see. Kind of early to tell.
All dressed up to play dnd and our game got postponed.
August 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
All dressed up to play dnd and our game got postponed.
The Illinois Statue of Liberty plaque:
“Give us your Wisconsin and Texas Democrats fleeing quorum,
Give us our federal taxes back that we paid to red, moocher states,
And, you can take those bullshit red counties that want to be a part of Indiana.”
Feel free to use this, @govpritzker.illinois.gov
“Give us your Wisconsin and Texas Democrats fleeing quorum,
Give us our federal taxes back that we paid to red, moocher states,
And, you can take those bullshit red counties that want to be a part of Indiana.”
Feel free to use this, @govpritzker.illinois.gov
August 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The Illinois Statue of Liberty plaque:
“Give us your Wisconsin and Texas Democrats fleeing quorum,
Give us our federal taxes back that we paid to red, moocher states,
And, you can take those bullshit red counties that want to be a part of Indiana.”
Feel free to use this, @govpritzker.illinois.gov
“Give us your Wisconsin and Texas Democrats fleeing quorum,
Give us our federal taxes back that we paid to red, moocher states,
And, you can take those bullshit red counties that want to be a part of Indiana.”
Feel free to use this, @govpritzker.illinois.gov
In my ‘70s album cover era. (Pardon the anachronistic headphones. I’m a Time Lord. If you don’t believe me, check my IMDB.)
July 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
In my ‘70s album cover era. (Pardon the anachronistic headphones. I’m a Time Lord. If you don’t believe me, check my IMDB.)
The Streisand Effect that is happening to this meme is amusing, but the whole part where the guy got sent back to Oslo because he had it on his phone is nuts. This place get more North Korea every day.
June 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The Streisand Effect that is happening to this meme is amusing, but the whole part where the guy got sent back to Oslo because he had it on his phone is nuts. This place get more North Korea every day.
Real quick, did @sanders.senate.gov and Katy Perry “Freaky Friday”? Or do we just live in the timeline where he is headlining Coachella and she is making political news by being blasted into space?
April 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Real quick, did @sanders.senate.gov and Katy Perry “Freaky Friday”? Or do we just live in the timeline where he is headlining Coachella and she is making political news by being blasted into space?
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
We’re not just on the wrong side of history, we’re on the wrong side of most Paul Verhoeven films.
April 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We’re not just on the wrong side of history, we’re on the wrong side of most Paul Verhoeven films.
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Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Exclusive: NIH officials have advised scientists to remove reference to mRNA vaccines from their grant applications, in expectation the Trump administration intends to abandon most research in the field.
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Scientists Say NIH Officials Told Them To Scrub mRNA References on Grants - KFF Health News
Two senior scientists say National Institutes of Health officials advised them to remove references to mRNA vaccines in grant applications, and they fear the Trump administration will abandon a promis...
kffhealthnews.org
March 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
In a world of Durbins, be a Duckworth.
March 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
In a world of Durbins, be a Duckworth.
I haven’t been too active on here, but I’m still kicking.
March 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I haven’t been too active on here, but I’m still kicking.
I have to hand it to the MAGA cult. They were right: I have never pad less for eggs.
The amount was $0 because Costco was completely out.
The amount was $0 because Costco was completely out.
February 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I have to hand it to the MAGA cult. They were right: I have never pad less for eggs.
The amount was $0 because Costco was completely out.
The amount was $0 because Costco was completely out.
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I just started taking Zoloft. Do those who also take it prefer taking it at night or in the morning.
February 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I just started taking Zoloft. Do those who also take it prefer taking it at night or in the morning.
Other people have expressed this sentiment more eloquently, no doubt, but I think, most of the time:
Hatred is fear trying to pretend it’s not afraid.
Now that I say it aloud, it kind of sounds like Yoda.
Hatred is fear trying to pretend it’s not afraid.
Now that I say it aloud, it kind of sounds like Yoda.
January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Other people have expressed this sentiment more eloquently, no doubt, but I think, most of the time:
Hatred is fear trying to pretend it’s not afraid.
Now that I say it aloud, it kind of sounds like Yoda.
Hatred is fear trying to pretend it’s not afraid.
Now that I say it aloud, it kind of sounds like Yoda.
I understand the meta exodus, but my facebook memories this time last year, when I was finding out, dealing with, and processing the fact I had cancer are worth me sticking around.
January 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I understand the meta exodus, but my facebook memories this time last year, when I was finding out, dealing with, and processing the fact I had cancer are worth me sticking around.
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The leopards are already eating good.
January 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The leopards are already eating good.
Melania’s inauguration lewk is what you see at night when you take way too much Benadryl.
January 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Melania’s inauguration lewk is what you see at night when you take way too much Benadryl.
This is the one-year anniversary of my cancer diagnosis. I’m not letting it bum me out.
January 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is the one-year anniversary of my cancer diagnosis. I’m not letting it bum me out.
You did great in missing man formation, @eliotetc.bsky.social . Hang in there, @rickyftw.bsky.social . My condolences. See you when you get back.
January 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You did great in missing man formation, @eliotetc.bsky.social . Hang in there, @rickyftw.bsky.social . My condolences. See you when you get back.
Here’s to you, from the incredible shrinking me. Happy New Year.
January 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Here’s to you, from the incredible shrinking me. Happy New Year.
Raygun and Razzle Khan need to team up to put on the most sub-par, entitled, delusional production ever.
December 21, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Raygun and Razzle Khan need to team up to put on the most sub-par, entitled, delusional production ever.
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December 20, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Hey y'all, my book on the #creativewriting process is on sale for the next 12 days. Great for new writers and frustrated writers. It's all about getting out of your own way. Only on discount at this link. #WriterSky #amwriting
www.lulu.com/shop/mia-mcc...
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Thou shalt not kill. Unless you’re a superpower, or a billionaire, or a health insurance company that’s bribed all of Congress.
Then you get to do whatever you want, apparently.
Then you get to do whatever you want, apparently.
December 11, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Thou shalt not kill. Unless you’re a superpower, or a billionaire, or a health insurance company that’s bribed all of Congress.
Then you get to do whatever you want, apparently.
Then you get to do whatever you want, apparently.
Let’s hope this is the last one of these I see for a while. Apropos of nothing, in the BG is an episode of Internet Today hosts @eliotetc.bsky.social & @rickyftw.bsky.social talking about the death of that healthcare CEO.
December 11, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Let’s hope this is the last one of these I see for a while. Apropos of nothing, in the BG is an episode of Internet Today hosts @eliotetc.bsky.social & @rickyftw.bsky.social talking about the death of that healthcare CEO.