That’s just force bringing that ball to the grass. It should’ve been a catch and it’s an all timer for sure.

I mean it’s not like they were hustling and trying everything possible to score in as little time as possible.

It’s all bad!

Eh I found myself making Brian Johnson public enemy No. 1 not long into the season.

This is River Wards erasure

Does she know who you are and the platform you have? (I know the answer is yes, just have to ask.)

I was trying to think of something clever in response but I just hate Phish.

“Just steam the chamber with turkey smoke”

Yeah what’s the intent? What are we trying to accomplish? There seems to have been zero strategy on offense this year other than “running worked last year.”

Related: Hurry-up worked really well once again Detroit. They should keep doing it.

An enormous scoop of vanilla ice cream helps.

Truly thought Garth would just continue on and be found frozen while at an organ inside his Woodstock cave house 60 years from now

Just cracked open my first beer

Have to drive three hours to the cook spot for Thursday. Debating whether to get produce tomorrow and store it in a cooler or hope a busy store Tuesday has it all. Just massive pre-game strategy happening.