Timothy Malcolm
@timothymalcolm.bsky.social
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It feels like the Eagles are the only team this happens to
Every few years the Eagles have an Offensive or Defensive Coordinator who wins them something, then he's hired away. Their next hire is always an idiot.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It feels like the Eagles are the only team this happens to
Al Michaels saying “booing THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION” like it’s crazy that fans can be smart enough to see how poorly a football team is coached and actually expect better.
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Al Michaels saying “booing THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION” like it’s crazy that fans can be smart enough to see how poorly a football team is coached and actually expect better.
I don’t care if you don’t fire coordinators during the season, ANYTHING is better than Patullo and this undisciplined, poorly strategized offense.
(And yes I know that was a bogus OPI call on Brown.)
(And yes I know that was a bogus OPI call on Brown.)
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don’t care if you don’t fire coordinators during the season, ANYTHING is better than Patullo and this undisciplined, poorly strategized offense.
(And yes I know that was a bogus OPI call on Brown.)
(And yes I know that was a bogus OPI call on Brown.)
Jalen Hurts on the bench
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Jalen Hurts on the bench
How is this season an exact repeat of 2023?
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
How is this season an exact repeat of 2023?
Can I get some love? I made the entire Thanksgiving meal: turkey, mashed and roasted potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce, green beans, carrots, salad, pappardelle bolognese (homemade pasta), garlic Parmesan wings, butter rolls (homemade bread)
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Can I get some love? I made the entire Thanksgiving meal: turkey, mashed and roasted potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce, green beans, carrots, salad, pappardelle bolognese (homemade pasta), garlic Parmesan wings, butter rolls (homemade bread)
Watching Bengals vs Ravens from here
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Watching Bengals vs Ravens from here
Again, again, again, again, Kevin Patullo
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Again, again, again, again, Kevin Patullo
At what point do they fire Kevin Patullo? If anyone was this bad in their job they’d be canned a while ago.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
At what point do they fire Kevin Patullo? If anyone was this bad in their job they’d be canned a while ago.
Wouldn’t be upset about the refs if Kevin Patullo was better at his job.
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Wouldn’t be upset about the refs if Kevin Patullo was better at his job.
Mom asking me the important questions
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Mom asking me the important questions
I am inventing this for Thanksgiving:
Feast of the Seven Meats
Feast of the Seven Meats
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am inventing this for Thanksgiving:
Feast of the Seven Meats
Feast of the Seven Meats
With that Josh Allen interception, Jalen Hurts has moved down to 23 in the Ringer Quarterback Rankings
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
With that Josh Allen interception, Jalen Hurts has moved down to 23 in the Ringer Quarterback Rankings
At school bingo night. Teacher yelled O67 and all the kids went insane.
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
At school bingo night. Teacher yelled O67 and all the kids went insane.
Philly is finally learning that Michelin ain’t giving out more than one star to cities not named New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or New Orleans, and it’s precious.
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Philly is finally learning that Michelin ain’t giving out more than one star to cities not named New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or New Orleans, and it’s precious.
This is a man who, despite this constant turnover, has been to two Super Bowls, winning one, and two national championship games.
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is a man who, despite this constant turnover, has been to two Super Bowls, winning one, and two national championship games.
Kevin Patullo’s playcalling is like me playing Madden while angry.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Kevin Patullo’s playcalling is like me playing Madden while angry.
Dad just checked in
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Dad just checked in
Everybody is talking about AJ Brown but I’m admiring @patgallen.bsky.social and his LASER FOCUS.
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Everybody is talking about AJ Brown but I’m admiring @patgallen.bsky.social and his LASER FOCUS.
Jim Nantz just said “six seven” and my entire house’s radar went nuts.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Jim Nantz just said “six seven” and my entire house’s radar went nuts.
Thinking of the time 19 years ago when I told my boss I liked Elvis Costello and he responded with “Good manners and bad breath …”
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Thinking of the time 19 years ago when I told my boss I liked Elvis Costello and he responded with “Good manners and bad breath …”
12 girls between the ages of 6 and 9 will be at our house tonight for a karaoke birthday party.
Pray for me, brothers and sisters.
Pray for me, brothers and sisters.
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
12 girls between the ages of 6 and 9 will be at our house tonight for a karaoke birthday party.
Pray for me, brothers and sisters.
Pray for me, brothers and sisters.
I’ve been telling people for YEARS. Feels like a moment for Aga’s.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’ve been telling people for YEARS. Feels like a moment for Aga’s.
Tapping the sign
Eagles problems this year have been 95% coaching.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Tapping the sign
Incredible that Nick Sirianni is the winningest head coach by win percentage in like THE SUPER BOWL ERA.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Incredible that Nick Sirianni is the winningest head coach by win percentage in like THE SUPER BOWL ERA.