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Tim Hammill
@timhammill.bsky.social
Los Angeles via Bridgeport, CT.
Former comms person, current person.
Substack: timhammill.substack.com
Matthews Arena taught me two things: how fun college hockey can be, and how quickly I would stop caring once I graduated and no longer got free student tickets. End of an era for past-me.
December 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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So much blood on their hands. . .
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Only in Los Angeles - a guy wearing a GoPro on his head during adult rec league soccer.
Also only in LA - adult rec league soccer on a Tuesday morning
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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We won! Yayyy
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Here's the pitch:
It's a talk show. IN A JC PENNY.
Hosted by... Shaq.

Say no more. We're in.
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We’ve officially entered the Sundays-are-for-getting-things-done-and-only-checking-the-Vikings-score-when-I-forget-how-miserable-this-team-makes-me zone. From here on out, Sundays will be productive instead of whatever you call that mix of embarrassment, frustration, melancholy and low-grade rage.
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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After unexpected recent developments, I have decided to issue an update to this post sports.beehiiv.com/p/jj-mccarth...
JJ McCarthy is the worst
The Vikings need to move on from their 2024 10th overall pick ASAP. PLUS, Jameis Winston makes one of the greatest QB catches ever, the Raiders pin their problems on Chip Kelly, and more!
sports.beehiiv.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bring out our MVP big leg Bill to kick a FG to avoid the shutout and call it a day.
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just earned a chance to throw another interception
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Can we just hit simulate and go to the start of next season?
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The past few weeks, Vikings opponents have been playing as if they have another more important game tomorrow and still are winning.
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If I were an eternally stoked guy on TikTok w/ sunglasses & unlimited optimism, I could’ve saved us all a lot of time and just said: Dude, you know what actually RIPS, dude? Volunteering.

But I’m not. So here’s a 3 minute read on why I’ll be volunteering this holiday season
Why I'll be Giving Back this Holiday Season Even Though I’m Out of Work
Happy Thanksgiving!
open.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Wanda Dench and Jamal Hinton met at the intersection of a wrong number and a bold invitation. A decade later, they’re still celebrating Thanksgiving together and their unlikely friendship continues to inspire.
A mistaken text connected them. Now they’ve become one of America’s favorite Thanksgiving traditions | CNN
Wanda Dench and Jamal Hinton met at the intersection of a wrong number and a bold invitation. A decade later, they’re still celebrating Thanksgiving together and their unlikely friendship continues to...
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Brian Flores: Seahawks QB Sam Darnold is "one of my favorites" as far as players he's been around. "We had a great rapport" in his one Vikings season. "Thought he grew tremendously when he was here ... those things are continuing to show up for him" in Seattle

"But we will blitz him this week."
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Big ups to Western Digital for this external hard drive I haven't touched in like a decade that fired up INSTANTLY and served up one of my all-time favorite newspaper headlines.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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“Once again, when the offense plays at a level you would expect in a blizzard, everyone else gets exposed.” - @matthewcoller.bsky.social
www.purpleinsider.football/p/a-putrid-p...
A putrid performance
The Vikings' offense was downright sad against Green Bay
www.purpleinsider.football
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Vikings are trending number one on Bluesky right now. So we got that going for us
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What do you do on Sundays during football season when you’re favorite team lets a 22 year old kid play the most important position?
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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At least all of the offensive linemen are getting hurt again
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The broadcasters agreeing that this is the worst half of football they've ever watched from a single football team is something
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Three weeks in a row it has felt like the opponent (Ravens, Bears and Packers) are winning without having to do much
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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JJ McCarthy is being pressured on 47.4% of his dropbacks, and a bunch have been on his refusal to get rid of the ball. He has the internal clock of a sundial.

(KOC is one of the best, but I still don't think the offensive design/strategy is helping *this* quarterback)
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And the second most is “Jalen Redmond has come out of nowhere to be the most talked about guy on this Vikings defense” which would normally be awesome but he’s outplaying by far two expensive veteran free agents
Most frequently heard phrase of this Vikings season:

[Insert random journey man running back] is having a career day today
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Most frequently heard phrase of this Vikings season:

[Insert random journey man running back] is having a career day today
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM