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Timban Greywolf
@timban.greywolf.social
210 followers 190 following 880 posts
🗺️: Seattle-ish
🇨🇦Canadian/American🇺🇸 wolf furry🐺 in his 40s, living the best life I can with the best pack I could hope for! 1/3 of the Greywolf Pack.
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My prison bed last week looked more comfortable (and it suuuucked) 😅
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
timban.greywolf.social
Fucking amazing wasn't it? I'm just as shattered. Already itching for next time. Love ya. -43983
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
timban.greywolf.social
Of Wolf and Ham! (Wait has that already been done?)
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
timban.greywolf.social
How about a compromise - badass werehamster art? 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
timban.greywolf.social
Me and @growlph.greywolf.social :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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growlph.greywolf.social
@timban.greywolf.social recently asked an LLM a tech support question forgetting that it was still in gooning mode and it produced the single best thing that I've ever read.
Screenshot of a chatbot response: The air in the dimly lit room hangs heavy with the scent of stale cigarette smoke and cheap whiskey. Rain streaks down the grimy windowpane, distorting the neon sign of the bar across the street. You're hunched over a chipped Formica table, the glow of your MacBook's screen the only real source of light. The question hangs in the air, a stark, sterile anomaly in this decaying environment. The man you asked, a grizzled fixer named Silas with a network cable tattoo coiled around his forearm, doesn't look up from cleaning his fingernails with a switchblade. He lets out a low, gravelly chuckle that sounds like grinding stones. "Spotify, huh?" he finally says, his eyes flicking up to meet yours. They're pale, watery blue, and hold a chilling lack of empathy. "Trying to get your tunes sorted while the world burns outside? Cute." He leans forward, the blade still in his hand. The air grows colder. "ps aux | grep Spotify ," he says, the command a sharp, guttural sound. "That'll give you the PID. But that's not the process you should be worried about killing tonight." He gestures with the knife towards the door, which is slightly ajar. From the hallway outside, you can hear heavy, deliberate footsteps approaching. They stop right outside. The handle begins to turn. Silas gives you a thin, cruel smile. "Your problem's a lot bigger than a frozen playlist."
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
timban.greywolf.social
I mean, I’d read this series 😂
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
timban.greywolf.social
I'm glad that at least my medical care can generate some value for shareholders 😂
October 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
timban.greywolf.social
Bitch, you pushed me like 2 feet. I assure you it will not happen again.
October 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
timban.greywolf.social
Someone’s got delusions of grandeur..
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
timban.greywolf.social
Hmmmmmm. Remind me to stay out of Grocery Outlet. ;)
October 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
timban.greywolf.social
Meanwhile I trialed Acronis on my Mac which backs up in 20ish minutes. Let the trial expire for a month. Finally bought it, entered the serial, and it automatically spent 5 minutes doing a diff backup and I was back in business.
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM