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mister emerson
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Girl Dad. Gay Married. App Dev. Cynic. Nashville-ish. Trans Rights. Roll Tide.
I need everyone to realize that all these “AI” gimmicks are just regurgitating the word that most likely comes after the previous word with a given prompt. It’s a repeated tale at best, and hysterically bad nonsense / slop at worst. We won’t get new ideas from AI, just the same ones only worse.
vox.com Vox @vox.com · 21h
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Lando, those fireworks ARE for you!
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Lando Norris is a Formula 1 world champion for the first time 🏆🇬🇧
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
LANDO! LANDO! WE CAN BE WORLD CHAMPION, LANDO!
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Have we ever tried turning off the Iron Bowl and turning it back on again?
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The way I just threw out my shoulder celebrating that fumble while trying not to wake my 3 month old…
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ryan Grubb would be declared legally insane in the court of law for that call.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I repeat…
Diego Pavia is so fun to watch. My goodness.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Diego Pavia is so fun to watch. My goodness.
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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It would be pretty incredible if Rs sh*t the bed so bad that ppl campaigning under their fursonas start getting elected 😆

(MI-7 is an R+0 PVI swing district btw)
""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform.""
'The furries are coming for me!' GOP lawmaker turns heads with odd fundraising pitch
Rep. Tom Barrett (R-MI) sent out a bizarre fundraising call to action for his supporters on Friday, headlined, "the furries are coming for me.""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think t...
www.rawstory.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am sad today. #McLarenF1 #F1
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
oh
Breaking News: Pam Bondi assigned a prosecutor to look into Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to prominent Democrats including Bill Clinton, at President Trump’s urging.
Trump Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
nyti.ms
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
No longer the case? It never was.
President Trump returned to office promising to avoid foreign entanglements, make life more affordable and ensure that available jobs go to American citizens. His recent actions have been a significant departure from the expectations of his loyal base. nyti.ms/4p91FCj
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This feels like a hostage video.
OP81: "Alright. It's Lando Norris' birthday today. Happy birthday. I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you you're now two years older than me. You're the old man of the team. You're... we're actually getting old now, getting a bit scary, but enjoy your day and I'll see you soon no doubt!"
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
And she’ll win, easily. There’s ample precedence in Middle Tennessee alone where being fired for a social media post gets your mortgage paid off.
A former assistant dean at Middle Tennessee State University is suing the school's leaders after she was fired in September following social media remarks regarding the death of conservative activist and Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk.
https://bit.ly/47Pc4fh
Former MTSU assistant dean sues after firing over Charlie Kirk comments
Laura Sosh-Lightsy claims university infringed upon her First Amendment rights following her termination
www.nashvillepost.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
And they wonder why they lose elections.
The fury over eight Democrats who joined Republicans to end the longest government shutdown ever underscores a shift in the party, as lawmakers and voters call for tougher tactics against President Trump.
Shutdown defections spark fury as Democrats struggle to unify against Trump
There were seething accusations of capitulation at eight Democratic-aligned senators who broke ranks to join Republicans in voting to end the shutdown.
wapo.st
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Have some good news amongst a cascade of shit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
One of the dumbest examples of a butthurt police state that we live in.

I guess that’s a *wrap*.
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Is it safe to feel a small ray of optimism after this election?
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the woman is saying i 'm trying really hard
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the woman is saying i 'm trying really hard
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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The polls closed TEN MINUTES AGO

LMAOOOOOOOO
decision desk calls it for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !!
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I can’t tell you how much of a treat it was when I was growing up to go to the local Pizza Hut, sit in a booth, gorge myself on pizza, and drink the fizziest cokes from the coke fountain. The brand is a shell of what it was.
Yum! Brands, home to popular fast-food restaurant chains like Taco Bell and KFC, said on Tuesday that it was exploring “strategic options” for its struggling Pizza Hut division.
Pizza Hut’s Parent Yum! Brands Says Struggling Chain May Need New Owner
Yum! Brands, which also owns Taco Bell and KFC, said it would explore “strategic options” for the pizza chain.
nyti.ms
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This week I’ll be upgrading from YouTube TV to a big metal antenna in my attic that attaches to a digital tuner that multicasts over my LAN to my Plex Media Server so I can watch the SEC on ABC again.

I’d rather spend $200 in new hardware than pay Disney/ESPN another dime.
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you authenticated the ESPN app with YouTube TV (prior to this latest carriage dispute), the ESPN app still lets you watch all their live programming. For now, at least…
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM