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Tim 🏒 🎃
@tim.ink
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I like to talk about gardening, ADHD, being a dad, and the Midwest. Cubs fan living in Ohio. I enjoy hiking, running, swimming, and cycling.

I have been living in airports recently.

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The musical Wicked, but everyone talks like they’re from Boston.

Glinda: what a wicked smahrt broomstick Elphabar

Elphaba: I’m defyin’ muthahfahkin gravity
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Someone should invent a nose that doesn’t get stuffy
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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*Slicing my finger open* wow, I did a great job sharpening the knives this weekend
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Vet: your dog has bad anxiety
Me: oh sorry, I didn’t realize it was contagious
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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GM ☀️ Bild week for the Turkeys blocking the road this morning.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Practicing patience by watching a murder mystery with my kid
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Happy pancake day 🥞 I am still in bed but the allure of pancakes may be the motivation to get up
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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GM ☀️ If only there was someone on this site who could tell me if it’s Friday.
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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If I go to sleep and something neat happens one of you has to wake me up
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Adam Fantilli for the win 🏒 #CBJ
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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The only viable economic system uses ore, grain, bricks, wood, and sheep.
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Me at my Wedding: …in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, and if you bend over and I am nearby I will probably touch your butt, till death us do part
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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GM ☀️ every Thursday should have a thanksgiving parade
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Nvidia should use all that money for something good. Like a real life Jurassic park.
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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My blankets are made from the paper hot pocket shells
tim.ink Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 5d
Have a bed warmer means I can live out my dominos pizza bag fantasies
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Have a bed warmer means I can live out my dominos pizza bag fantasies
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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When you can’t get zip ties Amazon prime next day
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 5d
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 5d
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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My dog, have a realistic and traumatic puppy nightmare.

Me: aw he’s so cute look he’s dreaming
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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The amount of Tactical Lunchboxes I see makes me think I am doing lunch wrong.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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This is just what we call Wednesdays now.
neorsd.org NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 6d
happy World Toilet Day to all who celebrate.
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Good morning ☀️ yoga this morning. now I can attend my zoom calls with my third eye and sign off with namaste.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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lauren boebert with a speech bubble
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Wicked 2: Athletic Wear
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Going to pronounce Wicked like picked.
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Going to pronounce Wicked like picked.
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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My baby brother crushed it on the sibling gifting this year.
Me holding up a blanket of Duck of North America that has a bunch of pictures of ducks, from North America
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM