Tiki Moon🌙
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Gd-it, Jerry. How do you expect me to take a break with you coming up with all these bangers? This post made me smile with ghee.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Gd-it, Jerry. How do you expect me to take a break with you coming up with all these bangers? This post made me smile with ghee.
I know the effects are so dated, but they make my brain happy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I know the effects are so dated, but they make my brain happy.
I’m terribly embarrassed to admit this never occurred to me, most likely because I was busy eating a delicious burnt liquid lava marshmallow & reaching for the next one to light on fire.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’m terribly embarrassed to admit this never occurred to me, most likely because I was busy eating a delicious burnt liquid lava marshmallow & reaching for the next one to light on fire.
1st time meeting the in-laws. Too many cooks in the kitchen, lots of arguing. One sad tray of crackers & cheese set out for 30 people, wine flowing, dinner was 6 hours late.
One lady didn’t want to hurt the environment, so she told us not to use the dishwasher. I heard that & took a long walk.
One lady didn’t want to hurt the environment, so she told us not to use the dishwasher. I heard that & took a long walk.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
1st time meeting the in-laws. Too many cooks in the kitchen, lots of arguing. One sad tray of crackers & cheese set out for 30 people, wine flowing, dinner was 6 hours late.
One lady didn’t want to hurt the environment, so she told us not to use the dishwasher. I heard that & took a long walk.
One lady didn’t want to hurt the environment, so she told us not to use the dishwasher. I heard that & took a long walk.
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About twenty years ago my mother developed Religion. We'd never prayed at the table, but she decided Thanksgiving was the time to start. She began thanking God for the food and my uncle who drove 3 hours for his visit muttered "I'm the one who's been cooking since dawn, you ought to thank me."
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
About twenty years ago my mother developed Religion. We'd never prayed at the table, but she decided Thanksgiving was the time to start. She began thanking God for the food and my uncle who drove 3 hours for his visit muttered "I'm the one who's been cooking since dawn, you ought to thank me."
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Ours is a tale of failed communication. We are forever scarred by the Thanksgiving of Seven Potato Dishes.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ours is a tale of failed communication. We are forever scarred by the Thanksgiving of Seven Potato Dishes.
Your mom is saying the rosary right now, Jesse.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Your mom is saying the rosary right now, Jesse.
The burnt ones just taste better. 🤷🏽♀️
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The burnt ones just taste better. 🤷🏽♀️
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We are nearly approaching the 10-year anniversary of the Colangelo family Thanksgiving mystery of trying to figure out who ate the bag of gourmet dog treats thinking they were cookies and stashed the wrapper under the couch once they realized their mistake.
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We are nearly approaching the 10-year anniversary of the Colangelo family Thanksgiving mystery of trying to figure out who ate the bag of gourmet dog treats thinking they were cookies and stashed the wrapper under the couch once they realized their mistake.
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My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
Add a few handfuls of berries, & I would proudly call that girl dinner (single edition)
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Add a few handfuls of berries, & I would proudly call that girl dinner (single edition)
You should see me cutting pizza. I think it looks perfect, and I have huge slices & dinky slices. I no longer cut pizza in front of anyone. I hand the cutter to them and ask them to do the honors. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You should see me cutting pizza. I think it looks perfect, and I have huge slices & dinky slices. I no longer cut pizza in front of anyone. I hand the cutter to them and ask them to do the honors. 😂
Port or starboard?
😂😂
😂😂
a man in a deadpool costume is kneeling down in a room with stairs
Alt: a man in a deadpool costume is kneeling down in a room with stairs
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November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Port or starboard?
😂😂
😂😂
Season one of The Mandalorian was good. Very, very good.
Subsequent seasons have introduced brain rot and random celebrities in no-nothing roles.
Subsequent seasons have introduced brain rot and random celebrities in no-nothing roles.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Season one of The Mandalorian was good. Very, very good.
Subsequent seasons have introduced brain rot and random celebrities in no-nothing roles.
Subsequent seasons have introduced brain rot and random celebrities in no-nothing roles.
Hell, even the Brother ink jets are just dandy. Brother seems to get it right.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hell, even the Brother ink jets are just dandy. Brother seems to get it right.
Save the neck for me, Cla, I mean, Jerry!
a man and woman are sitting at a table with the words save the neck for me clark written on the screen .
Alt: a man and woman are sitting at a table with the words save the neck for me clark written on the screen .
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November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Save the neck for me, Cla, I mean, Jerry!
Give your anxiety the accent wall it deserves!
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Give your anxiety the accent wall it deserves!
If it continues to chime, whatever it is, you turn up the radio.
I know the drill!
I know the drill!
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If it continues to chime, whatever it is, you turn up the radio.
I know the drill!
I know the drill!