TiePig
@tiepig.bsky.social
They/Them | Queer | 35 | London
Everyone's 'a little bit autistic' until it's time to hyperfixate on this dick
18+ account (at least in theory)
Everyone's 'a little bit autistic' until it's time to hyperfixate on this dick
18+ account (at least in theory)
2026 is gonna be my year.
December 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
2026 is gonna be my year.
Obligatory yearly ice skating photo. @katskink.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Obligatory yearly ice skating photo. @katskink.bsky.social
I said I was running out of unemployed activities and the universe provided. Turns out the Wikipedia app has a map function where you can see everything around you that has a wikipedia article.
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I said I was running out of unemployed activities and the universe provided. Turns out the Wikipedia app has a map function where you can see everything around you that has a wikipedia article.
AI literally cannot do anything right. Even the most basic, objective, factual pieces of trivia.
(I couldn't remember Osgood's name)
(I couldn't remember Osgood's name)
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
AI literally cannot do anything right. Even the most basic, objective, factual pieces of trivia.
(I couldn't remember Osgood's name)
(I couldn't remember Osgood's name)
Boom!
In other news, I'm rapidly running out of unemployed activities to do. >.>
In other news, I'm rapidly running out of unemployed activities to do. >.>
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Boom!
In other news, I'm rapidly running out of unemployed activities to do. >.>
In other news, I'm rapidly running out of unemployed activities to do. >.>
The lo-fi fan experience of not being able to name a single track by my top artist for the third or fourth year in a row. >.>
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The lo-fi fan experience of not being able to name a single track by my top artist for the third or fourth year in a row. >.>
Suited, booted, and ready to stop my adopted himbo grandson from making the biggest mistake of his life.
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Suited, booted, and ready to stop my adopted himbo grandson from making the biggest mistake of his life.
Checking that my suit still fits before Sunday.
"Are you going to a wedding, Nathan?" You ask, stupidly.
No! I'm going to a wedding-themed 10-hour D&D session where my character's adopted grandson is marrying a woman who I do NOT approve of.
"Are you going to a wedding, Nathan?" You ask, stupidly.
No! I'm going to a wedding-themed 10-hour D&D session where my character's adopted grandson is marrying a woman who I do NOT approve of.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Checking that my suit still fits before Sunday.
"Are you going to a wedding, Nathan?" You ask, stupidly.
No! I'm going to a wedding-themed 10-hour D&D session where my character's adopted grandson is marrying a woman who I do NOT approve of.
"Are you going to a wedding, Nathan?" You ask, stupidly.
No! I'm going to a wedding-themed 10-hour D&D session where my character's adopted grandson is marrying a woman who I do NOT approve of.
This is a review of the bar I go to. The bar where I play D&D. The D&D bar. The bar specifically for playing D&D.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is a review of the bar I go to. The bar where I play D&D. The D&D bar. The bar specifically for playing D&D.
I've been playing Kingdom Hearts for 23 years and this is the first time I've ever had the patience/skill to actually unlock Ultima Weapon
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I've been playing Kingdom Hearts for 23 years and this is the first time I've ever had the patience/skill to actually unlock Ultima Weapon
AI - not only can it not give the correct answer, it can't even consistently give the wrong answer within a single search result.
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
AI - not only can it not give the correct answer, it can't even consistently give the wrong answer within a single search result.
The Your Party sceptics rn.
Seriously though, Your Party might be the biggest failure in progressive UK politics since Nick Clegg. I still maintain that the entire thing is just an extremely successful marketing campaign for the Greens.
Seriously though, Your Party might be the biggest failure in progressive UK politics since Nick Clegg. I still maintain that the entire thing is just an extremely successful marketing campaign for the Greens.
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The Your Party sceptics rn.
Seriously though, Your Party might be the biggest failure in progressive UK politics since Nick Clegg. I still maintain that the entire thing is just an extremely successful marketing campaign for the Greens.
Seriously though, Your Party might be the biggest failure in progressive UK politics since Nick Clegg. I still maintain that the entire thing is just an extremely successful marketing campaign for the Greens.
First mulled wine of the season! And it's possibly the best I've ever had.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
First mulled wine of the season! And it's possibly the best I've ever had.
Managed my first run in two weeks due to a dodgy hip, so naturally I deserve a healthy reward >.>
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Managed my first run in two weeks due to a dodgy hip, so naturally I deserve a healthy reward >.>
A summary of my experience with the Kirby Air Riders demo.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
A summary of my experience with the Kirby Air Riders demo.
I have inside information that this is the Your Party venue:
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I have inside information that this is the Your Party venue:
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
Top 10 Most Hated Videogame Characters entry right here.
October 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Top 10 Most Hated Videogame Characters entry right here.