i will remember those who have been forgotten
@tiassa.bsky.social
If you know, you know, if you don't, you're probably lost and this will be a weird experience for you.
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Little Sister posted to the sibling group chat a screenshot of Ted Cruz leaving the state ahead of the incoming storm. Older Sister replied, "Shit shit shit shit we're fucked."
So we have the Waffle House index for hurricanes, and the Ted Cruz index for cold weather?
So we have the Waffle House index for hurricanes, and the Ted Cruz index for cold weather?
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Little Sister posted to the sibling group chat a screenshot of Ted Cruz leaving the state ahead of the incoming storm. Older Sister replied, "Shit shit shit shit we're fucked."
So we have the Waffle House index for hurricanes, and the Ted Cruz index for cold weather?
So we have the Waffle House index for hurricanes, and the Ted Cruz index for cold weather?
Hey y'all if you're going to just unplug your CO alarm when it goes off then why do you even have a CO alarm in the house
January 20, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Hey y'all if you're going to just unplug your CO alarm when it goes off then why do you even have a CO alarm in the house
Oof that's it, that sums up the last fifteen years or so
(Book is Are You Mad at Me and it's been smacking me in the solar plexus every page)
(Book is Are You Mad at Me and it's been smacking me in the solar plexus every page)
January 19, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Oof that's it, that sums up the last fifteen years or so
(Book is Are You Mad at Me and it's been smacking me in the solar plexus every page)
(Book is Are You Mad at Me and it's been smacking me in the solar plexus every page)
We started comparing notes and discovered that every dispatcher currently on duty has a migraine or sinus headache and we're all convinced it's because of the fucking inversion
Can we maybe get a storm through here please
Can we maybe get a storm through here please
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 AM
We started comparing notes and discovered that every dispatcher currently on duty has a migraine or sinus headache and we're all convinced it's because of the fucking inversion
Can we maybe get a storm through here please
Can we maybe get a storm through here please
Okay so
If you steal license plates from your neighbor's mailbox
And then you put them on your own car
While it's parked NEXT TO THEM
What exactly do you think will happen
If you steal license plates from your neighbor's mailbox
And then you put them on your own car
While it's parked NEXT TO THEM
What exactly do you think will happen
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Okay so
If you steal license plates from your neighbor's mailbox
And then you put them on your own car
While it's parked NEXT TO THEM
What exactly do you think will happen
If you steal license plates from your neighbor's mailbox
And then you put them on your own car
While it's parked NEXT TO THEM
What exactly do you think will happen
I downloaded the new Animal Crossing update and discovered I haven't logged in since... New Year's 2023
Oof
I don't remember how to do ANYTHING
But my island is cuter than I remembered
Oof
I don't remember how to do ANYTHING
But my island is cuter than I remembered
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I downloaded the new Animal Crossing update and discovered I haven't logged in since... New Year's 2023
Oof
I don't remember how to do ANYTHING
But my island is cuter than I remembered
Oof
I don't remember how to do ANYTHING
But my island is cuter than I remembered
I've never even opened ChatGPT
I don't even know how because I've never cared enough to find out
I don't even know how because I've never cared enough to find out
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 15, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I've never even opened ChatGPT
I don't even know how because I've never cared enough to find out
I don't even know how because I've never cared enough to find out
Gas station attendant calls to report "an obviously intoxicated man" who came into the store wearing baggy jeans, a tuxedo jacket, and one cowboy boot.
Yeah, no, I completely believe it's obvious
Yeah, no, I completely believe it's obvious
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Gas station attendant calls to report "an obviously intoxicated man" who came into the store wearing baggy jeans, a tuxedo jacket, and one cowboy boot.
Yeah, no, I completely believe it's obvious
Yeah, no, I completely believe it's obvious
One of the officers brought pho for all of dispatch 'because we're pho king awesome'
I'll accept that
I'll accept that
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
One of the officers brought pho for all of dispatch 'because we're pho king awesome'
I'll accept that
I'll accept that
Someone just called (non-e, at least) and asked if he would be allowed to set a couch on fire
What
WHAT
Why are you asking this
What
WHAT
Why are you asking this
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Someone just called (non-e, at least) and asked if he would be allowed to set a couch on fire
What
WHAT
Why are you asking this
What
WHAT
Why are you asking this
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This stuff smells absolutely amazing but I'm not sure what I'd tell my coworkers if they asked about my new perfume
January 11, 2026 at 12:19 PM
This stuff smells absolutely amazing but I'm not sure what I'd tell my coworkers if they asked about my new perfume
I really wanted clam chowder last weekend so I made some and after eating leftovers THIS ENTIRE WEEK I never want clam chowder again
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I really wanted clam chowder last weekend so I made some and after eating leftovers THIS ENTIRE WEEK I never want clam chowder again
Found a box sitting out that was last seen shoved way in the back of the bathroom cupboard.
How did it get out to be placed neatly against the wall on the opposite side of the room? Did I move it for some reason and then forget? Did the cats do it? Do I have a really weird poltergeist? 🤨
How did it get out to be placed neatly against the wall on the opposite side of the room? Did I move it for some reason and then forget? Did the cats do it? Do I have a really weird poltergeist? 🤨
January 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Found a box sitting out that was last seen shoved way in the back of the bathroom cupboard.
How did it get out to be placed neatly against the wall on the opposite side of the room? Did I move it for some reason and then forget? Did the cats do it? Do I have a really weird poltergeist? 🤨
How did it get out to be placed neatly against the wall on the opposite side of the room? Did I move it for some reason and then forget? Did the cats do it? Do I have a really weird poltergeist? 🤨
Apparently it's Weird Little Goblin Hours
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Apparently it's Weird Little Goblin Hours
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I will vote for whoever takes actual affirmative steps to make it so I don’t type the phrase “how awful” into different text boxes multiple times every day
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I will vote for whoever takes actual affirmative steps to make it so I don’t type the phrase “how awful” into different text boxes multiple times every day
Grocery store cashier told me she was impressed I had my payment ready before she finished scanning groceries because "nobody ever does it that fast"
I'm Going To Get A Good Grade In Grocery Shopping
I'm Going To Get A Good Grade In Grocery Shopping
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Grocery store cashier told me she was impressed I had my payment ready before she finished scanning groceries because "nobody ever does it that fast"
I'm Going To Get A Good Grade In Grocery Shopping
I'm Going To Get A Good Grade In Grocery Shopping
PSA: if you hear a clip of a 911 call and go, wow, that's so clear, the calltaker was clearly negligent for not recording X, Y, or Z being said - it's entirely possible the calltaker DID NOT HEAR IT.
What you hear in the recording is not what we get in our headsets.
What you hear in the recording is not what we get in our headsets.
January 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
PSA: if you hear a clip of a 911 call and go, wow, that's so clear, the calltaker was clearly negligent for not recording X, Y, or Z being said - it's entirely possible the calltaker DID NOT HEAR IT.
What you hear in the recording is not what we get in our headsets.
What you hear in the recording is not what we get in our headsets.
I have a cat door in my bedroom door so the voids can wander in and out while I'm sleeping, but now I'm in full daysleeper mode again it's letting in a lot of light. I tried draping a towel to block some and apparently this is a terrible demonic presence and the cats are trying to murder it. 🤨
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I have a cat door in my bedroom door so the voids can wander in and out while I'm sleeping, but now I'm in full daysleeper mode again it's letting in a lot of light. I tried draping a towel to block some and apparently this is a terrible demonic presence and the cats are trying to murder it. 🤨
If you think someone sleeping on church property is worth calling 911 about I personally think you're a bigger problem than that person could ever be
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
If you think someone sleeping on church property is worth calling 911 about I personally think you're a bigger problem than that person could ever be
When I made soup last night I ran out of round containers so I'm eating my lunch out of a rectangle container and I complained about how it feels wrong and my coworker says I'm ridiculous because soup can be any shape
NO it's supposed to be ROUND
NO it's supposed to be ROUND
January 5, 2026 at 7:34 AM
When I made soup last night I ran out of round containers so I'm eating my lunch out of a rectangle container and I complained about how it feels wrong and my coworker says I'm ridiculous because soup can be any shape
NO it's supposed to be ROUND
NO it's supposed to be ROUND
It's shift change and I'm back on full graveyard shift today, and the cats are.......not taking it well....
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It's shift change and I'm back on full graveyard shift today, and the cats are.......not taking it well....
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living in the 2020’s
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
living in the 2020’s
Why is it always the wolf moon
Fuck you wolf moon, stop encouraging the purge
Fuck you wolf moon, stop encouraging the purge
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Why is it always the wolf moon
Fuck you wolf moon, stop encouraging the purge
Fuck you wolf moon, stop encouraging the purge
Coworker was recommending a book to me and asked if I was "okay with male protagonists"
Uh I should hope so because otherwise my reading options would be incredibly limited
Uh I should hope so because otherwise my reading options would be incredibly limited
January 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Coworker was recommending a book to me and asked if I was "okay with male protagonists"
Uh I should hope so because otherwise my reading options would be incredibly limited
Uh I should hope so because otherwise my reading options would be incredibly limited