Martin
@thompmartin.bsky.social
Geek, sometime writer and sometime artist. Gender non-conforming. My references to gender and body regeneration are all in jest. World's okayist cosplayer. He/Him
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+ FLASH SALE // 30% OFF ALL PRINTS +
Up until midnight on Friday we are offering 30% off all prints in the shop while stocks. Use the code : HBXMAS30 at the checkout. Final orders for Xmas (UK customers) will be midday on Monday 15th Dec. Happy shopping.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
Up until midnight on Friday we are offering 30% off all prints in the shop while stocks. Use the code : HBXMAS30 at the checkout. Final orders for Xmas (UK customers) will be midday on Monday 15th Dec. Happy shopping.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
+ FLASH SALE // 30% OFF ALL PRINTS +
Up until midnight on Friday we are offering 30% off all prints in the shop while stocks. Use the code : HBXMAS30 at the checkout. Final orders for Xmas (UK customers) will be midday on Monday 15th Dec. Happy shopping.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
Up until midnight on Friday we are offering 30% off all prints in the shop while stocks. Use the code : HBXMAS30 at the checkout. Final orders for Xmas (UK customers) will be midday on Monday 15th Dec. Happy shopping.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
#NowWatching Arthur Christmas #FilmSky
a man is sitting at a desk in a room with christmas decorations
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk in a room with christmas decorations
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December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
#NowWatching Arthur Christmas #FilmSky
The wonderful opening credits to IT: Welcome to Derry. You're welcome (To Derry).
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IT: Welcome to Derry | Opening Credits | HBO Max
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December 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The wonderful opening credits to IT: Welcome to Derry. You're welcome (To Derry).
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
#Dreadcember I did for yesterday and finished off this morning
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
#Dreadcember I did for yesterday and finished off this morning
Just did a face scan to verify my age on Bluesky
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just did a face scan to verify my age on Bluesky
Tonight's festive outfit
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Tonight's festive outfit
#JustWatched Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair #FilmSky
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December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
#JustWatched Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair #FilmSky
Not only does Welcome to Derry have a theme tune AND title sequence it's a proper belter too
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December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Not only does Welcome to Derry have a theme tune AND title sequence it's a proper belter too
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![Title panel:
The Art of Christmas Party Conversation - by ANGEL.
[Scene is a SILENT, STARRY HILLSIDE in Biblical times. Three shepherds are having a quiet chat as their sheep calmly chew the grass. This scene repeats unchanged apart from the gentle movements of the Shepherds chatting, for several panels. Then suddenly a MASSIVE, CHEESY, WHITE-TOOTHED ANGEL appears above them saying "HELLLOOOO"]
ANGEL:
HELLLOOOO
SHEPHERS:
ARGH
ANGEL [Talking 'to camera]:
Christmas is such a social time - here's some top tips for making sparkling conversation!
1.
Use body language to convey approachability.
[The giant angel, hovering in the air, cheerfully flaps his massive wings at the terrified shepherds]
FLAP FLAP FLAP
2.
Start with a gentle icebreaker to put people at ease
[The giant angel looms over the terrified shepherds bellowing]:
DO NOT BE AFRAAAAAID
3.
Avoid 'Angelsplaining': Always introduce topics of conversation by asking interested, open questions.
[The Angel shoves his massive, cheery face into the terrified Shepherds' personal space and bellows]:
SEEN ANY GOOD BABIES LATELY?
4.
If there's a lull in the conversation, try summoning the Company of the Heavenly Host.
[The bAngel summons thousands more angels, filling the sky with sublime, terrifying fire as they all sing]:
GLOOOOORY TO GOD
[The Heavenly Host all disappear. There is an awkward silent pause, the Shepherds now cowering on the floor, quietly weeping.]
ANGEL:
So do you like sheep?
SHEPHERDS:
*sob*
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Considering going to the cinema for 5 hours of Kill Bill later
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December 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Considering going to the cinema for 5 hours of Kill Bill later
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It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
Just tried to eat breakfast with 2 knives. Day going well so far
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Just tried to eat breakfast with 2 knives. Day going well so far
I've got a few days off, so I'm easing into Christmas with a documentary on the festive season by one of Britain's foremost historians.
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Alt: Philomena Cunk, played by Diane Morgan, wearing a plaid scarf is asking who are you and what 's your game ..
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December 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I've got a few days off, so I'm easing into Christmas with a documentary on the festive season by one of Britain's foremost historians.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars or Marvel
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It’s the ghost of Christmas future come to remind you not to be a shit!
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It’s the ghost of Christmas future come to remind you not to be a shit!
As I've been catching up with IT: Welcome to Derry today, here's a picture I did back in 2019 for Inktober for the theme Bait inspired by the then recent film.
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As I've been catching up with IT: Welcome to Derry today, here's a picture I did back in 2019 for Inktober for the theme Bait inspired by the then recent film.
"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me." - Richard II #ShakespeareSunday
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December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me." - Richard II #ShakespeareSunday
A bit cartoony but here's something for #Dreadcember
December 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
A bit cartoony but here's something for #Dreadcember
I bought this dress yesterday in a charity shop. Wasn't originally going to as I just wanted to try it on but I ended up buying it anyway. It's a bit funky in a 60s way and has sleeves. Not sure the pattern works for me though. Not my usual look. Thoughts?
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I bought this dress yesterday in a charity shop. Wasn't originally going to as I just wanted to try it on but I ended up buying it anyway. It's a bit funky in a 60s way and has sleeves. Not sure the pattern works for me though. Not my usual look. Thoughts?
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