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Stringsn88keys
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Remote. Louisvillian/Florida Man. Curmudgeon/ 🇵🇭/🇺🇸 He/Him. #BlackLivesMatter

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“So ‘fava bean’ is just ‘bean bean’?”
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Christmas week and there’s a bunch of fleece blankets backed up in the dirty laundry. Fleece Navidad, I guess.
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Love too pay the first $32k for my family’s healthcare and 20% of the next $30k! Such freedom vs. government run healthcare
Back when I was on medicaid that was the best insurance I've ever been on. No premiums, no copays and no deductibles to worry about, just go to the doctor and get care.

Yes, I do want everyone in America to be on Medicaid.
Scalise: "Does everybody in America want to be on Medicaid? That's what Democrats are doing."
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Oh, they're trying to collect on my MIL who died 3 months ago from a visit in which wife was the point of contact down here. So they're only at the "send a copy of every bill weekly" stage with my bills.
HCA already sent a bill that they've received 98% payment on via insurance to a debt collector 3.5 months after discharge.
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
HCA already sent a bill that they've received 98% payment on via insurance to a debt collector 3.5 months after discharge.
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Comically crowded ATL, cat allergies, others’ hacking coughs, and hot dry furnace air trying to drag me down.
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Am I in trouble? Of course I am. I’m singing for a funeral on Wednesday and horribly allergic to cats.
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I mean…
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“Pardon my asking, but what is that?”
“That’s my little 🐙sy”

I always forget how cheesy the dialogue is on Bond movies.
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“401k’s are Highest EVER” is like Apple releasing the [superlative] iPhone ever every year or me being older than I’ve ever been.
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
No, I can’t imagine why I would have sent the whole unit running to my room at 3AM when this is my HR while sitting up on the couch at 1:30PM.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“The 40th anniversary of the Super Mario Brothers game on the NES” gddmt
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Idk, Peet’s, you’re kinda the opposite end from “Birthday Cake” flavored coffee
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I am disappointed by Toys “R” Us Thanksgiving Day Parade appearance is betrayed by its

> 8 stores (excluding 451 branded concessions inside Macy's, 13 holiday shops, and 7 military stores)
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You know, I was just a relatively die hard UofL fan dating someone who belonged to a “rabid” UK fan family, but I’m just now realizing I house sat while they went to Maui tourney ~30 years ago. I mean, they *did* take me along when they went to *Cleveland* to watch the games there.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’m 49.
I had a heart attack just after my last birthday.
I still have trouble not overcommitting.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
While the wife’s away the husband will [go to Dollar General]
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“every morning that the espresso machine brews, I think Seymour shit in the house again”

“The best part of waking up is 🐶💩 from your pup 🎶”
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Who the hell is still paying Nate Silver… oh… (Polymarket advisor)
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Found in Clearwater at Goodwill. Also have found a couple UofL beer mugs at thrifts in the area.
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I couldn't resist having Grok compose a rant about Elon's pay package (no, I didn't sign in or set up an account)

grumpycoworker.com/money/congra...
Congrats on the Trillion, Bro – Hope It Buys You a New Personality – Grumpy Coworker
grumpycoworker.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
For some reason “RIP Harambe” is in my head today?

youtu.be/Z1U2x63aERw?...
Elon Musk - RIP Harambe (Lyrics) [Elon Musk Song]
YouTube video by Wicked Sounds
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November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I just had an extreme fat kid moment getting the frozen buttermilk biscuits out to bake for some biscuits and gravy… I looked a little too long at the chicken biscuits.
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Paw Patrol raided a CBD store, apparently.
October 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM