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Tom Gardiner
@thogar.bsky.social
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Reality is overrated.

User #356,149. I've been here a while, I don't do much.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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#truth
Social media post that says, How to make friends as an adult: 1. Say "we should hang!" 2.Do not hang. 3.Say "we should hang!" 6 months later. 4. Cancel. 5.Reschedule. 6. Respect their cancelation. 7.Reschedule, 8. Actually hang. 9. Say "we should do this more often!" 10. Die.
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Stevie never Wondered, Johnny had the Cash, Neil isn't Young, George is Strait
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Best synopsis ever
Social media post that says, A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing.
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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#earworm
A picture of panda lamps with the caption "Woah Black Betty"
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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All I want for Christmas is you...to shut up
Photoshopped picture of Mariah Carey shopping with the caption, In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store's speaker system.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Instead of a hand he has his head up his ass.
Social media post that says, Times when it's ok to call a woman "Piggy" at your job: -You're a Muppet addressing one of your fellow Muppet coworkers by her actual legal name -Literally that's it
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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He's onto something
Social media post that says, "each state should have an allocation of 100 years of age for their senators. you can send two 50 year olds but if you want dianne feinstein in the senate you gotta send a 13 year old too"
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Tom Gardiner
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November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Forget March 14, today is the real Pi(e) day.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Introduce yourself with five events you've attended:

Colonoscopy
Spinal surgery
DMV waiting room
Port-a-Potty in Southern heat
Chuck E Cheese birthday party
huwjelly.bsky.social Huw Jelly @huwjelly.bsky.social · 7d
Introduce yourself with five gigs you've been to:
David Byrne, Utopia
Underworld
Orbital
New Order
Gorillaz
foxtonrox.bsky.social Foxton Rox @foxtonrox.bsky.social · 7d
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have been to:

Motörhead
Tori Amos
Pink Floyd
Prince
The Smiths

(Three of these were excellent, two were rubbish...)
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Y'all excuse me, my bath is ready.
#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Everything's too fucking expensive
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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How to buy the tastiest cereal
Picture of a donut on a bed of Cheerios. The caption says, "I've come to the conclusion that the bigger the cheerio the better it tastes."
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Look at my local dispensary handing out boxes of matches like it's the 1960s! I love the nostalgia.
A box of matches from a cannabis dispensary. There's a picture of an alligator on the box with the words "Best of the Bayou" on top and the words "This grass is greener" on the side.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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This would be immensely practical
Social media post that says, In flight ntertainment should have a category "movies you can finish before we land" and eliminate titles as you get closer
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Thor has his hammer, I have mine.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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One! One very good point! Ah ah ah ah...
Social media post that says : I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street. They told me, "he doesn't count!" I replied, "I assure you, he does."
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I'm serious about turkey, y'all. #HappyThanksgiving
Photo of a tag on a frozen turkey showing a weight of 23.84 pounds.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I about to have my second dental surgery in the spa of 6 days. I'll be on a liquid diet and they only prescribe ibuprofen for the pain. So fuck that, I just stocked up on vapes, gummies, and extract. Tommy ain't gonna feel no pain.
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Reposted by Tom Gardiner
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November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Who's hungry? I've got left-overs. #biscuits
A pan of homemade biscuits missing 2 biscuits.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Stargate is finally back!
Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series » GateWorld
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm.
www.gateworld.net
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Damned teenagers'll eat anything
Social media post that shows a poster with the poorly-worded title: Download advice on feeding newborns to teens. The comment by the poster is: Editors are still a valuable commodity.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM