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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️
@thismightbezackf.bsky.social
local gal makes books, music, YouTube videos, you name it. wife to none, father to fewer.
https://linktr.ee/zackferguson
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Remember if you joke about his huge bruised hand, Jack Black will NOT want to play music with you
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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me and the crew about to put out our funniest fire yet
September 17, 2023 at 12:27 AM
haven't read the article yet but a feeling in my bones is telling me it lights up because it's infused with Radium or something
January 21, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Michael Jackson was only meeting with Epstein to buy property. diddling kids just happened to be a shared interest between the two
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
does anyone in America talk like Benoit Blanc in the modern day or did that accent die with Foghorn Leghorn
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 9:55 PM
it really just hit me that America is well aware they control most of international politics when they elect a leader and yet this shit is still happening
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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they asked me to design a Cookie Clicker shirt. I said are you sure??
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
January 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
what is Elvira actually about I don't think I know for certain other than "hot scary lady big boob"
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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they ripped off most of the ideas for Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium from my original screenplay, Mr. Moore's Normal Store
July 3, 2023 at 6:57 PM
this whole time I thought JD Vance and Ron DeSantis were the same person and I've only just now realised that doesn't make sense
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
if Trump buys Greenland then will the President who comes after him just... give it back?
January 19, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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had not occurred to me that the source of candace owens's conspiracy theories are men flirting with her and her taking everything literally
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time
January 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Justice live album tomorrow
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
extremely large ideological gap between ladies who fornicate and BITCHES who FUCK
January 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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i just don't think love would be enough to halt our inexorable growing apart, and would in fact only make more terribly painful each new sliver of distance between us, if you were a worm
January 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
if you could conplete the regional dex in one copy of any given Pokemon game I would probably never play any other games. Legends Arceus was really hard to tear me away from
love it when a video game has some sort of compendium I can complete
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
love it when a video game has some sort of compendium I can complete
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I keep forgetting that commenting on people's posts is an option on this app I need to do it more often
January 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM