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Aspirant. Chicagoan to Milwaukeean.

I take "History Buff" as a personal insult.
Pinned
He thought I was done with football.
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Decided to write an essay on Substack about a subject which has vexed me for decades, triggered by Trump posting a racist video about the Obamas: Why won't some people who are clearly doing racism just admit it's racism? https://loom.ly/PwZk_Ts
Trump, the Obamas and racism: Why won't some people admit when it's racism?
As someone who has written about race, media and society for decades, it's a mystifying question. Why don't people who advocate racist beliefs embrace the word?
open.substack.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Concentration camps: stories of as many as 50 people to a cell — men and women in some cases — with no windows and limited airflow, a single camera-monitored toilet, aluminum blankets, no showers and poor quality food.
ICE detainees from Maine being held under ‘inhumane’ conditions in Mass. facility, attorneys say
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesperson said the allegations of overcrowding and lack of access to lawyers are false.
www.pressherald.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Just discovered a sizable speed hump on Hawley between Washington and Lloyd. No sign either. I don't understand it as Hawley is a throughway and it's between two stoplights. I know speeding and reckless driving are serious problems in the city but at least give us some warning. Paint it yellow!
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I'm arguing on Twitter with folks who are delusional about Giannis' trade value. I love everything about him except his endorsement of Kalshi yesterday. He can do everything on the court but shoot. But his offensive game will drop off a cliff when he can no longer force his way to the rim.
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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There is no sport that hates its own fans more than MLB.
MLB TV will remain $150 a season but look at this BS they’re trying to pull. You cannot “buy” MLB TV without buying ESPN Unlimited, but they give you a one month free trial, and then the hope is you forget to cancel since you don’t need ESPN to have MLB TV, only to initially purchase.
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
My Chihuahua is such a whore for pizza crust. Chill, bro. I'm gonna give it to you. I gotta eat the parts that will make you sick first.
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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My latest at CSY. You're helping me build a strong foundation toward a new way of thinking about American cities.

open.substack.com/pub/petesaun...
Please Help Me Reach A Milestone!
You're helping me build a strong foundation toward a new way of thinking about American cities.
open.substack.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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We’re drifting toward an unambiguous military aggression against Iran, with the intention of overthrowing its regime, and the treatment of it in US politics is somewhere between normalization and avoidance.
I Guess We're All Just Supposed To Be OK With Bombing Iran Again
Watching the buildup for regime change in Iran happily echo the buildup for regime change in Iraq. PLUS: The ghost of NSEERS returns to DHS
www.forever-wars.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I'm looking to break out of the Amazon ecosystem everywhere I can and made the sad decision to delete my Goodreads account as a consequence of that. If you're looking for a replacement to Goodreads I would recommend @hardcover.app. You can easily import your Goodreads file to Hardcover.
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Finally got around to watching Tom Morello's protest concert with surprise guest Springsteen at First Avenue last night. Couldn't be more appropriate that after they were done Prince's "Let's Go Crazy" came on the PA.
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Blocking, unfollowing, and muting feel so drastic. I just wish some folks would post less. I also wish some people would post more.

Sometimes I can't check in here often. Gotta spend my limited time here efficiently!
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Famine
Mom’s side: Germans and Danes and I have no idea

Dad’s side: slavery
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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We got the concert we needed at First Ave this afternoon.
Bruce Springsteen and Tom Morello Rouse Anti-Fascist Fervor at First Ave - Racket
Fists were pumped, tears were cried, and "fuck" was shouted at the anti-ICE rally we all needed.
racketmn.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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it's not, and if you've ever had so much as a moment of joy while bad things exist you should be ashamed

the next time you smile at a sunrise, remember: you're smiling with Hitler
Its actually good and okay to try and find moments of joy during the horrors. Dont let anyone shame you for it.
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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This is something to see. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/o...
Opinion | ICE Took Liam Conejo Ramos. His Classmates Have Something to Say.
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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My song of resistance for the people of Minneapolis - St Paul is now available to stream on these platforms

bbragg.lnk.to/cityofheroes
Billy Bragg - City Of Heroes
Listen to City Of Heroes by Billy Bragg.
bbragg.lnk.to
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
ICE are the dangerous criminals on our streets.

Abolish DHS.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Eight people have died at the hands of ICE so far in 2026. These are their names
The high-profile killings of Minneapolis residents Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good are only two among many
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Haven't been on Blue Sky since yesterday and it took me 90 minutes to "catch up". I only follow 135 people. How do y'all manage?
January 28, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Ah, yes. The famous border town of Kankakee, Illinois.
"CBP stays at the border" might sound like a win, but keep in mind that this is what "the border" means to them www.aclumaine.org/know-your-ri...
January 28, 2026 at 12:26 PM