The Scorch
@thescorch.bsky.social
Last OG part of the Federation’s flagship. Putting the O in Enterprise Bingo since 2245. Not Paramount affiliated. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekLegacy
That’s what this planet needs more of.
APPOINTMENT TELEVISION.
APPOINTMENT TELEVISION.
The actually shooter of “Who Shot JR?” is a factoid that remains forever burned into my memory banks from childhood.
Larry Hagman, Linda Gray and Mary Crosby seen here in the "Who Done It?" episode of "DALLAS" dir. Leonard Katzman revealing the person who pulled the trigger was Kristin, J.R.'s scheming sister-in-law and mistress who shot him in a fit of anger, which aired #OnThisDay in 1980
📺 Lorimar Productions
📺 Lorimar Productions
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That’s what this planet needs more of.
APPOINTMENT TELEVISION.
APPOINTMENT TELEVISION.
Ok which one of you rapscallions did this.
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ok which one of you rapscallions did this.
I’m on the verge of achieving great peace throughout the galaxy or absolutely losing my shit beyond the rim for it never to return.
It’s a vibe really.
It’s a vibe really.
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m on the verge of achieving great peace throughout the galaxy or absolutely losing my shit beyond the rim for it never to return.
It’s a vibe really.
It’s a vibe really.
I need more silky plushy comfy things in my life. And I am unanimous in that.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I need more silky plushy comfy things in my life. And I am unanimous in that.
Just when I think this terrible awful thing that happened in my life a year ago is close to a resolution, the people who did it pull some shit and the clock resets. I’m up against a system of people who are entrenched in a lie, and I have precious few resources left to continue the fight.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just when I think this terrible awful thing that happened in my life a year ago is close to a resolution, the people who did it pull some shit and the clock resets. I’m up against a system of people who are entrenched in a lie, and I have precious few resources left to continue the fight.
Ok it’s cute but 16 inches isn’t nearly big enough for my needs.
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ok it’s cute but 16 inches isn’t nearly big enough for my needs.
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?
AND ANOTHER THING… launching a Lego Big D on the same day I find out my many months much alusted after giant dinosaur is on sale for like almost free (down to $40) is the past & future tension I need in my retail therapy dependent life, cuz I weft my Dino friend behind tonight.
We both cwied 😢🦕
We both cwied 😢🦕
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
AND ANOTHER THING… launching a Lego Big D on the same day I find out my many months much alusted after giant dinosaur is on sale for like almost free (down to $40) is the past & future tension I need in my retail therapy dependent life, cuz I weft my Dino friend behind tonight.
We both cwied 😢🦕
We both cwied 😢🦕
I know I’m late to four-block🥁 party my stembolt needed stiffening.
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I know I’m late to four-block🥁 party my stembolt needed stiffening.
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick.
👀🔥🖖💫
Computer, delete that entire personal log.
👀 🥃
👀 🥃
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Computer, delete that entire personal log.
👀 🥃
👀 🥃
It me! I’m the little bit… maybe. Hell I dunno the only thing I do know is this a F A B O L O U S.
🙌🔥🖖💫
🙌🔥🖖💫
I almost forgot! I've got some new art for y'all! I've been itching to paint the SNW Enterprise for some time and finally got around to it!
Did I sneak a little bit of gay into this one? Yes. Yes I did.
Did I sneak a little bit of gay into this one? Yes. Yes I did.
October 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It me! I’m the little bit… maybe. Hell I dunno the only thing I do know is this a F A B O L O U S.
🙌🔥🖖💫
🙌🔥🖖💫
Pink Starburst are most definitely not on my physician approved culinary reentry plan, but I had to be sure.
Ow ow ow. Et tu Starburst?!!!
🟥🟧🟨🟪😢
Ow ow ow. Et tu Starburst?!!!
🟥🟧🟨🟪😢
October 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Pink Starburst are most definitely not on my physician approved culinary reentry plan, but I had to be sure.
Ow ow ow. Et tu Starburst?!!!
🟥🟧🟨🟪😢
Ow ow ow. Et tu Starburst?!!!
🟥🟧🟨🟪😢
No YOU’RE crying!!! 😭 😁
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
No YOU’RE crying!!! 😭 😁
To all who celebrate..
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To all who celebrate..
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I need to talk about this. www.cinemablend.com/streaming-ne...
The Star Trek Starfleet Academy Trailer Dropped, And We Need To Talk About Some Of The Feedback
I need to talk about this.
www.cinemablend.com
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I need to talk about this. www.cinemablend.com/streaming-ne...
To think I went from this to starships in what seems like five seconds… with a Batmobile and a Turtlevan and maybe a Turtleblimp and a Batwing in between.
October 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
To think I went from this to starships in what seems like five seconds… with a Batmobile and a Turtlevan and maybe a Turtleblimp and a Batwing in between.
“That’s not on brand.”
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
"Maiden name is Smith"
"Maiden name is Smith"
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 AM
“That’s not on brand.”
I thought surely engineering for obvs reasons BUT Command track?! Oh the fun we’re gonna have with this one chickadees. Imma be the commanding ass of the class.
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
October 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I thought surely engineering for obvs reasons BUT Command track?! Oh the fun we’re gonna have with this one chickadees. Imma be the commanding ass of the class.
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
Wait. 👀
#StarfleetAcademy
Stolen from Facebook because I can only bow before such a master of owning one’s rightful hullplate.
🚙🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
🚙🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Stolen from Facebook because I can only bow before such a master of owning one’s rightful hullplate.
🚙🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
🚙🔥🖖💫
#StarTrekDiscovery
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Check out the first 4 minutes of Season 4 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds! fresh from #NYCC #StarTrekSNW
WATCH: Opening Minutes Of ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Season 4
The clip was revealed at New York Comic Con on Saturday along with new images.
bit.ly
October 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Check out the first 4 minutes of Season 4 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds! fresh from #NYCC #StarTrekSNW
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WATCH: New Trailer For ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’; Surprise New Casting And Release Date Revealed##startrek #starfleetacademy #nycc
https://bit.ly/stsfanycc25
https://bit.ly/stsfanycc25
WATCH: New Trailer For ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’; Surprise New Casting And Release Date Revealed
The trailer debuted at New York Comic Con on Saturday.
bit.ly
October 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
WATCH: New Trailer For ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’; Surprise New Casting And Release Date Revealed##startrek #starfleetacademy #nycc
https://bit.ly/stsfanycc25
https://bit.ly/stsfanycc25
Well sign my hull and call me the Scorch! Holy sh!t!
S4 won't come out for a while but a 4 min clip was just released at #NYCC and I am so excited for you all to see the rest of this ep AND the whole season that I may need to seal myself in an isolation chamber in order to remain 🤐. #StrangeNewWorlds
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youtu.be/SK_Lo6we3w0?...
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Well sign my hull and call me the Scorch! Holy sh!t!
Color me intrigued…
“[Sussman’s] involvement suggests that this isn’t just an exercise in nostalgia — it’s a genuine continuation of Archer’s story, and of the formative years of the Federation itself.”
www.scifipulse.net/5-reasons-sc...
#StarTrekUnited
www.scifipulse.net/5-reasons-sc...
#StarTrekUnited
October 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Color me intrigued…
What’s your sign?
September 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What’s your sign?
Just happened to go to a charity shop on the opposite realm of where I normally go and boom… look what was hanging out here waiting on someone to recognize it.
ANY GUESSES?!
ANY GUESSES?!
September 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just happened to go to a charity shop on the opposite realm of where I normally go and boom… look what was hanging out here waiting on someone to recognize it.
ANY GUESSES?!
ANY GUESSES?!
“Your items will be delivered between 4 a.m. and 8 a.m.”
Me, at 4:02 a.m.:
Me, at 4:02 a.m.:
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom and pointing at something .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom and pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
“Your items will be delivered between 4 a.m. and 8 a.m.”
Me, at 4:02 a.m.:
Me, at 4:02 a.m.: