The Satellite
@thesatellite.bsky.social
he/him
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Profile and header art by @thatllamagirl.bsky.social!
🏳️⚧️ trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
https://twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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The Satellite's Completed Games of 2026!
This year I'm condensing this to just games, as I find them easier to talk about than other media. Gonna stop confining myself to one post each if I want to get more in-depth as well!
This year I'm condensing this to just games, as I find them easier to talk about than other media. Gonna stop confining myself to one post each if I want to get more in-depth as well!
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This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)
January 29, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)
Time to wrap up our 3D World adventure with the last remaining extra worlds!
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January 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Time to wrap up our 3D World adventure with the last remaining extra worlds!
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Sakurai looking at Tomodachi Life thinking how he can incorporate gay Miis into Smash 6
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Sakurai looking at Tomodachi Life thinking how he can incorporate gay Miis into Smash 6
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Penoblade Xortugal
January 28, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Penoblade Xortugal
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Family Matters
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you know what let's forget this ever happened
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you know what let's forget this ever happened
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Family Matters
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you know what let's forget this ever happened
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you know what let's forget this ever happened
Potatoes? You mean raw nacho fries?
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Potatoes? You mean raw nacho fries?
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the lesson here is that everyone should have more gay sex
Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
the lesson here is that everyone should have more gay sex
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1. Xenogears
2. I haven't played that many Square Enix games sorry
(there's probably something I'm forgetting I'll research later)
2. I haven't played that many Square Enix games sorry
(there's probably something I'm forgetting I'll research later)
It's time for our next poll! This time I want to know your Top 10 Square Enix Franchises That Aren't Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest! They can be one-offs or series and it doesn't have to be from the merger. Squaresoft and Enix games are viable too! Let's see what stands out! forms.gle/bVbYJudTaA3K...
Top 10 Square Enix Franchises (That Aren't Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest)
It's the first of our developer/publisher focused polls that will pop up from now on. We all know Square Enix and and we know everyone loves Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest from them. But rather than l...
forms.gle
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
1. Xenogears
2. I haven't played that many Square Enix games sorry
(there's probably something I'm forgetting I'll research later)
2. I haven't played that many Square Enix games sorry
(there's probably something I'm forgetting I'll research later)
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Why The New Babysitter is Worse Than The Original
January 27, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Why The New Babysitter is Worse Than The Original
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My perception of time was fucked by the realization that Family Matters was still airing when King of the Hill premiered.
January 27, 2026 at 6:00 AM
My perception of time was fucked by the realization that Family Matters was still airing when King of the Hill premiered.
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Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
It's damn cold and snowy out but we're gonna warm up with a fire flower. Or something. Starting Super Mario 3D World!
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January 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
It's damn cold and snowy out but we're gonna warm up with a fire flower. Or something. Starting Super Mario 3D World!
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Hey Christian America, have you figured out yet that murdering and trafficking innocent people isn't at all "loving thy neighbor," or is it still "part of God's Plan™"? If your god was real, he would be disgusted with all of you. If hell is real, I look forward to you all suffering forever there.
January 25, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Hey Christian America, have you figured out yet that murdering and trafficking innocent people isn't at all "loving thy neighbor," or is it still "part of God's Plan™"? If your god was real, he would be disgusted with all of you. If hell is real, I look forward to you all suffering forever there.
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That ICE fuck saying "it's just like Call of Duty" has got to be the biggest indictment on that franchise
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
That ICE fuck saying "it's just like Call of Duty" has got to be the biggest indictment on that franchise
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⚠️ NEW DISCORD SCAM WARNING ⚠️
A new Discord scam is going around where users are purporting to give free Nitro. They say that if you click the green Nitro icon, you will get it. This is a scam. Nitro crates actually explode on contact
A new Discord scam is going around where users are purporting to give free Nitro. They say that if you click the green Nitro icon, you will get it. This is a scam. Nitro crates actually explode on contact
![Discord screenshot
Triple-Q: hey guys look
Deserten: *meme
Triple-Q: free [Nitro crate]
Triple-Q: just touch it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h4qv23n3kzfag6k7aztl3bau/bafkreic6irwlsfnf7vaxfdt2zedwuhpgaolrwad4ljjsxrbhqhbdesl4ju@jpeg)
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 AM
⚠️ NEW DISCORD SCAM WARNING ⚠️
A new Discord scam is going around where users are purporting to give free Nitro. They say that if you click the green Nitro icon, you will get it. This is a scam. Nitro crates actually explode on contact
A new Discord scam is going around where users are purporting to give free Nitro. They say that if you click the green Nitro icon, you will get it. This is a scam. Nitro crates actually explode on contact
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
they've changed his name to He/Him-Man 😔
His name is literally "HE-MAN". The most pronoun name ever.
I constantly play this game of "are grifters really this dense, or do they just expect their audience to be?" The answer is both obviously but it still hurts my brain seeing the endless feedback loop of asshole to asshole reinforcement.
I constantly play this game of "are grifters really this dense, or do they just expect their audience to be?" The answer is both obviously but it still hurts my brain seeing the endless feedback loop of asshole to asshole reinforcement.
January 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
they've changed his name to He/Him-Man 😔
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January 22, 2026 at 2:46 PM