Ryan
@theryanbrown.bsky.social
#FountainsUp #ChiefsKindgom
If you're MAGA, eat a dick.
Did you know that Brian Duensing and Alex Gordon were in each other’s weddings?
Current location: 402
If you're MAGA, eat a dick.
Did you know that Brian Duensing and Alex Gordon were in each other’s weddings?
Current location: 402
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
My favorite Thanksgiving tradition - a roaring fire, good bourbon in my “Those Aren’t Pillows!” glass and “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My favorite Thanksgiving tradition - a roaring fire, good bourbon in my “Those Aren’t Pillows!” glass and “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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I am legit about to lose my shit over these fucking eggs. They won't fucking peel worth shit. I want my fucking deviled eggs.
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I am legit about to lose my shit over these fucking eggs. They won't fucking peel worth shit. I want my fucking deviled eggs.
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
“It’s still Blackout Wednesday, damn it” as I take a preemptive Prilosec because I’m having a half a glass of red wine tonight while making deviled eggs
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“It’s still Blackout Wednesday, damn it” as I take a preemptive Prilosec because I’m having a half a glass of red wine tonight while making deviled eggs
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Homemade apple pie with the leaf steam cutout
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Homemade apple pie with the leaf steam cutout
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Get yourself a girl who is laser focused on getting in and out of Costco as quickly as possible
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Get yourself a girl who is laser focused on getting in and out of Costco as quickly as possible
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Home Alone with today’s technology is kind of funny to think about.
Kevin sends text
”Mom u totally left me @ home lol 🤣”
“Oh, my bad. I’ll get you an Uber. Meet us at the ticket counter xoxoxo”
~FIN~
Kevin sends text
”Mom u totally left me @ home lol 🤣”
“Oh, my bad. I’ll get you an Uber. Meet us at the ticket counter xoxoxo”
~FIN~
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Home Alone with today’s technology is kind of funny to think about.
Kevin sends text
”Mom u totally left me @ home lol 🤣”
“Oh, my bad. I’ll get you an Uber. Meet us at the ticket counter xoxoxo”
~FIN~
Kevin sends text
”Mom u totally left me @ home lol 🤣”
“Oh, my bad. I’ll get you an Uber. Meet us at the ticket counter xoxoxo”
~FIN~
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
My big boss (who is not at my physical location) told me to take off at noon tomorrow.
Her instructions were "Lay low, don't turn on your office lights and don't go to the bathroom. That way nobody will stop you for anything."
I appreciate you, boss lady.
Her instructions were "Lay low, don't turn on your office lights and don't go to the bathroom. That way nobody will stop you for anything."
I appreciate you, boss lady.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My big boss (who is not at my physical location) told me to take off at noon tomorrow.
Her instructions were "Lay low, don't turn on your office lights and don't go to the bathroom. That way nobody will stop you for anything."
I appreciate you, boss lady.
Her instructions were "Lay low, don't turn on your office lights and don't go to the bathroom. That way nobody will stop you for anything."
I appreciate you, boss lady.
monthly all building leadership meeting
weekly Senior Leadership meeting
weekly leadership strategy meeting
all on the same day
weekly Senior Leadership meeting
weekly leadership strategy meeting
all on the same day
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
monthly all building leadership meeting
weekly Senior Leadership meeting
weekly leadership strategy meeting
all on the same day
weekly Senior Leadership meeting
weekly leadership strategy meeting
all on the same day
I gave my team the week off, so I'm the only one in office Mon - Wed this week....
.....so of course that means every single employee has an HR issue that needs to be handled RIGHT NOW.
.....so of course that means every single employee has an HR issue that needs to be handled RIGHT NOW.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I gave my team the week off, so I'm the only one in office Mon - Wed this week....
.....so of course that means every single employee has an HR issue that needs to be handled RIGHT NOW.
.....so of course that means every single employee has an HR issue that needs to be handled RIGHT NOW.
Butter
Boobs
Sex
i’m going to assume i was eating toast shirtless and i dropped it onto my chest
Boobs
Sex
i’m going to assume i was eating toast shirtless and i dropped it onto my chest
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Butter
Boobs
Sex
i’m going to assume i was eating toast shirtless and i dropped it onto my chest
Boobs
Sex
i’m going to assume i was eating toast shirtless and i dropped it onto my chest
80% of my office is out this whole week
I rolled in at 7:45 a.m.
Two people were already waiting for me outside my office when I walked in.
She ain't wrong.
I rolled in at 7:45 a.m.
Two people were already waiting for me outside my office when I walked in.
She ain't wrong.
If six years in this job have taught me anything, it is that the short week before a holiday will just be stupid as hell.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
80% of my office is out this whole week
I rolled in at 7:45 a.m.
Two people were already waiting for me outside my office when I walked in.
She ain't wrong.
I rolled in at 7:45 a.m.
Two people were already waiting for me outside my office when I walked in.
She ain't wrong.
Omaha when it lightly sprinkles during the morning rush hour
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Omaha when it lightly sprinkles during the morning rush hour
Peppermint Patty is such a C-U-Next-Tuesday in “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving”
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Peppermint Patty is such a C-U-Next-Tuesday in “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving”
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
I’m watching this old, far-out, totally unbelievable fantasy series called “The West Wing”
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’m watching this old, far-out, totally unbelievable fantasy series called “The West Wing”
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2025 PitchingNinja Slider of the Year Award. 🏆
Winner: Jacob Misiorowski
The Miz sent Willi Castro to the shadow realm with this one. 💀🪦⚰️
Winner: Jacob Misiorowski
The Miz sent Willi Castro to the shadow realm with this one. 💀🪦⚰️
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
2025 PitchingNinja Slider of the Year Award. 🏆
Winner: Jacob Misiorowski
The Miz sent Willi Castro to the shadow realm with this one. 💀🪦⚰️
Winner: Jacob Misiorowski
The Miz sent Willi Castro to the shadow realm with this one. 💀🪦⚰️