Eggscellent Uncle Grocer
@therjhw.bsky.social
Sometimes I post about hockey, TTRPGs, vinyl records, and pitbulls. 🎧
I used to sell groceries.
I used to sell groceries.
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
Uhhhhhhhh we kinda are my dudes
It’s time to put Billie Eilish’s theory of property out to pasture, Richard Epstein and Max Raskin write.
"Americans are not thieves who built on stolen land." https://wapo.st/4rDYzrn
"Americans are not thieves who built on stolen land." https://wapo.st/4rDYzrn
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Uhhhhhhhh we kinda are my dudes
It's a hard life out here for a pitbull
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
It's a hard life out here for a pitbull
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Sword gripped in white-knuckled fist, Conan flattened himself against the dripping stone wall. Monday was on the prowl again.
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Sword gripped in white-knuckled fist, Conan flattened himself against the dripping stone wall. Monday was on the prowl again.
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High speed trains and health care plus decent wine and cheese to go with your 36 hour week and actual vacation time
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 PM
High speed trains and health care plus decent wine and cheese to go with your 36 hour week and actual vacation time
Spent about IDK two hours on my roof clearing off the snow with a snow rake and plastic shovel
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Spent about IDK two hours on my roof clearing off the snow with a snow rake and plastic shovel
Our town does a winter carnival towards the beginning of February every year. Most winters we get a thaw and there's no snow on the ground, except for years like this one where it's cold as shit and the entire state is buried in feet of snow.
January 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Our town does a winter carnival towards the beginning of February every year. Most winters we get a thaw and there's no snow on the ground, except for years like this one where it's cold as shit and the entire state is buried in feet of snow.
Protip. You can just ask the bookstore owner to order you something that's not on the shelf. That's allowed.
And they will be happy to sell it to you.
And they will be happy to sell it to you.
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Protip. You can just ask the bookstore owner to order you something that's not on the shelf. That's allowed.
And they will be happy to sell it to you.
And they will be happy to sell it to you.
PLAY LA BAMBA, BABY!
Sharks vs. Oilers | NHL Highlights | January 29, 2026
YouTube video by NHL
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January 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
PLAY LA BAMBA, BABY!
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I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
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Guys, this is getting out of hand. I have a morning affirmation for winter time that goes something like:
You have a pension.
You're in a union.
Low cost of living.
This is why I stay here.
😂
You have a pension.
You're in a union.
Low cost of living.
This is why I stay here.
😂
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Guys, this is getting out of hand. I have a morning affirmation for winter time that goes something like:
You have a pension.
You're in a union.
Low cost of living.
This is why I stay here.
😂
You have a pension.
You're in a union.
Low cost of living.
This is why I stay here.
😂
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Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
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The thing about this political moment is that my most and least Theory Brain friends are saying Exactly the same thing: Push Now. Hit them while they're down and keep hitting them and keep hitting them until we fucking Win. Accept nothing less than total victory.
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The thing about this political moment is that my most and least Theory Brain friends are saying Exactly the same thing: Push Now. Hit them while they're down and keep hitting them and keep hitting them until we fucking Win. Accept nothing less than total victory.
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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If I see you use this word, I'll block you. If you use it "satirically" I'll block you. Using it at all today is a really fine test of character.
I've had some of my books edited because I used it twenty years ago and I'm ashamed today of having used it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
I've had some of my books edited because I used it twenty years ago and I'm ashamed today of having used it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
The ‘R-Word’ Returns, Dismaying Those Who Fought to Oust It
www.nytimes.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 PM
If I see you use this word, I'll block you. If you use it "satirically" I'll block you. Using it at all today is a really fine test of character.
I've had some of my books edited because I used it twenty years ago and I'm ashamed today of having used it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
I've had some of my books edited because I used it twenty years ago and I'm ashamed today of having used it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
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From "Napoleon's Maxims of War."
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 AM
From "Napoleon's Maxims of War."
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A major newspaper publishing guide to help people identify the munitions their government is using against them is a real "Late Republic America" timepeice that future historians will comment on.
Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 26, 2026 at 8:54 PM
A major newspaper publishing guide to help people identify the munitions their government is using against them is a real "Late Republic America" timepeice that future historians will comment on.
Reading rumors Toyota might produce a kei truck for the US market.
a man is standing in the rain and saying `` don 't give me hope '' .
Alt: Hawkeye standing in the rain and saying "don't give me hope"
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Reading rumors Toyota might produce a kei truck for the US market.
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Can you identify these masked characters?
January 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Can you identify these masked characters?
People talking about their coffee orders and I'm just like... black please 👉👈
January 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM
People talking about their coffee orders and I'm just like... black please 👉👈
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like this
You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
like this
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Clinically incredible to experience collective edging for It Happening
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Clinically incredible to experience collective edging for It Happening
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans