The Red King
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Jeff Dahl - Story Director for Dystopia Rising: The Anvil LARP - TTRPG/LARP Writer (Aethera Campaign Setting, Dystopia Rising LARP, others) , horror fan, surviving capitalism one gig at a time.
Pacific Northwest. Sasquatch is real, and he dated my ex.
Pacific Northwest. Sasquatch is real, and he dated my ex.
Being a non-drinker makes socializing really awkward, I've realized.
Back to my cave to rot.
Back to my cave to rot.
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Being a non-drinker makes socializing really awkward, I've realized.
Back to my cave to rot.
Back to my cave to rot.
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I looked up the street where I lived as a child and discovered that, technically, it was within a neighborhood that I didn't think we were fully in - but we were.
And said neighborhood is classified as a *village*.
I am a villager. I don't know how to handle this information.
And said neighborhood is classified as a *village*.
I am a villager. I don't know how to handle this information.
January 24, 2026 at 9:21 AM
I looked up the street where I lived as a child and discovered that, technically, it was within a neighborhood that I didn't think we were fully in - but we were.
And said neighborhood is classified as a *village*.
I am a villager. I don't know how to handle this information.
And said neighborhood is classified as a *village*.
I am a villager. I don't know how to handle this information.
Sometimes I'm proud of the LARP props I'm making. This one's coming along well. #dystopiarising
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Sometimes I'm proud of the LARP props I'm making. This one's coming along well. #dystopiarising
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
How is Return to Silent Hill coming out this week and I haven't seen an *ounce* of marketing for it?
Are they trying to make it flop? I don't get it.
Are they trying to make it flop? I don't get it.
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 AM
How is Return to Silent Hill coming out this week and I haven't seen an *ounce* of marketing for it?
Are they trying to make it flop? I don't get it.
Are they trying to make it flop? I don't get it.
I wish I didn't feel this so often.
YOU - No one wants to *do* anything with me... no one wants to party with me.
KIM KITSURAGI - “Stay with me!” You feel burning hot tears streaming from your eyes.
YOU - I don't want to be anymore. It hurts.
KIM KITSURAGI - “Stay with me!” You feel burning hot tears streaming from your eyes.
YOU - I don't want to be anymore. It hurts.
January 17, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I wish I didn't feel this so often.
A hot take:
There's been a big push in the past decade or two to sanitize certain concepts of evil from a lot of media and game narratives. Slavery, racism, etc gets a lot of push-back as a concept so I've seen it excised completely and ignored.
(cont)
There's been a big push in the past decade or two to sanitize certain concepts of evil from a lot of media and game narratives. Slavery, racism, etc gets a lot of push-back as a concept so I've seen it excised completely and ignored.
(cont)
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
A hot take:
There's been a big push in the past decade or two to sanitize certain concepts of evil from a lot of media and game narratives. Slavery, racism, etc gets a lot of push-back as a concept so I've seen it excised completely and ignored.
(cont)
There's been a big push in the past decade or two to sanitize certain concepts of evil from a lot of media and game narratives. Slavery, racism, etc gets a lot of push-back as a concept so I've seen it excised completely and ignored.
(cont)
Watching the 1981 classic horror 'The Burning'.
Jason Alexander's voice has not changed in the slightest, and he still basically looks the same. It's very strange.
Jason Alexander's voice has not changed in the slightest, and he still basically looks the same. It's very strange.
January 12, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Watching the 1981 classic horror 'The Burning'.
Jason Alexander's voice has not changed in the slightest, and he still basically looks the same. It's very strange.
Jason Alexander's voice has not changed in the slightest, and he still basically looks the same. It's very strange.
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Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
I think it's time for a re-watch of my favorite series ever.
It feels resonant with current events.
It feels resonant with current events.
a statue of a monster with a purple background is standing in a room .
Alt: An animated gif from the series Babylon 5, with Ambassador Kosh bowing slightly and saying 'And so it begins'.
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I think it's time for a re-watch of my favorite series ever.
It feels resonant with current events.
It feels resonant with current events.
sigh
We’ve been withdrawn from over 30 international organizations, treaties, and conventions as of today, including multiple UN ones, as well as many having to do with energy, security, and human rights
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Withdrawing the United States from International Organizations, Conventions, and Treaties that Are Contrary to the Interests of the United States
MEMORANDUM FOR THE HEADS OF EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United
www.whitehouse.gov
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
sigh
How much more can we take?
ICE agents just openly, on camera, murdered a woman in Tim Walz's home state.
The state targeted for extra harassment by MAGA last week.
The gunman didn't even hesitate.
If not this line, then when?
www.cnn.com/2026/01/07/u...
The state targeted for extra harassment by MAGA last week.
The gunman didn't even hesitate.
If not this line, then when?
www.cnn.com/2026/01/07/u...
Video shows moment ICE officer fatally shoots woman in Minneapolis | CNN
Video taken by a witness shows the moment an ICE officer fatally shot a woman in a vehicle in Minneapolis on Wednesday.
www.cnn.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:22 PM
How much more can we take?
This is just straight up dictatorship bullshit.
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
This is just straight up dictatorship bullshit.
So we're just...
Kidnapping standing heads of state now?
And trying to pretend that's normal?
Kidnapping standing heads of state now?
And trying to pretend that's normal?
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM
So we're just...
Kidnapping standing heads of state now?
And trying to pretend that's normal?
Kidnapping standing heads of state now?
And trying to pretend that's normal?
Fuck.
Per reporting- US officials confirm that the United States launched military strikes on Venezuela, these bombings serving as a hideous extension of the regime’s illegal murders at sea.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Fuck.
2025 was a year I lost a lot of things that were keeping me going.
I hope I get a few new ones in the year to come. Here's to hoping.
I hope I get a few new ones in the year to come. Here's to hoping.
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
2025 was a year I lost a lot of things that were keeping me going.
I hope I get a few new ones in the year to come. Here's to hoping.
I hope I get a few new ones in the year to come. Here's to hoping.
I once got into an elevator in a hotel, and Brent Spiner did as well.
He seemed tired. I didn't bother him.
He seemed tired. I didn't bother him.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I once got into an elevator in a hotel, and Brent Spiner did as well.
He seemed tired. I didn't bother him.
He seemed tired. I didn't bother him.
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PSA: any artists still using Twt…
Now anyone can edit your art with Grok and claim it as theirs.
Merry Christmas and Please Leave that Cesspit.
Now anyone can edit your art with Grok and claim it as theirs.
Merry Christmas and Please Leave that Cesspit.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
PSA: any artists still using Twt…
Now anyone can edit your art with Grok and claim it as theirs.
Merry Christmas and Please Leave that Cesspit.
Now anyone can edit your art with Grok and claim it as theirs.
Merry Christmas and Please Leave that Cesspit.
Jesus.
I keep seeing some of the evidence from the Epstein files and... fuck. How are we as a society not setting fire to these men right now?
I keep seeing some of the evidence from the Epstein files and... fuck. How are we as a society not setting fire to these men right now?
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Jesus.
I keep seeing some of the evidence from the Epstein files and... fuck. How are we as a society not setting fire to these men right now?
I keep seeing some of the evidence from the Epstein files and... fuck. How are we as a society not setting fire to these men right now?
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
Yes, yes, I'm sure this isn't intended as pretext for some sort of war.
Trump: MY 'War on Drugs' will be BIGGER and BETTER than Reagan's ever was. It'll be an ACTUAL war, with bombs and explosions and conquest of other nations!
Yes, yes, I'm sure this isn't intended as pretext for some sort of war.
Trump: MY 'War on Drugs' will be BIGGER and BETTER than Reagan's ever was. It'll be an ACTUAL war, with bombs and explosions and conquest of other nations!
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
DEFENDING AMERICA FROM A CHEMICAL WEAPON: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order designating illicit fentanyl and its core precursor
www.whitehouse.gov
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
Yes, yes, I'm sure this isn't intended as pretext for some sort of war.
Trump: MY 'War on Drugs' will be BIGGER and BETTER than Reagan's ever was. It'll be an ACTUAL war, with bombs and explosions and conquest of other nations!
Yes, yes, I'm sure this isn't intended as pretext for some sort of war.
Trump: MY 'War on Drugs' will be BIGGER and BETTER than Reagan's ever was. It'll be an ACTUAL war, with bombs and explosions and conquest of other nations!