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Tyler 🦝🔪💀
@therealtyler.bsky.social
49 M | Just some dude. I post whatever. I don't debate. Shiposts, politics, music, movies, nonsense

Delaware
my interest died off between the last season and this one, and I watched the trailer to see if I would feel it...

I didn't

I'm okay with that
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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“Animated by Fortnite” no thanks lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
🎶I lay two eggs in the morning
I lay two eggs at night
I lay two eggs in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right
I lay two eggs in time of peace
And two in time of war
I lay two eggs before I lay two eggs
And then I lay two more🎶
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
all those secular exorcism movies got me all fucked up
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Parasite Eve in a microsecond
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
more shows need to be semi-narrated by a flamboyant elder vampire DJ
a close up of a man 's face with yellow eyes
Alt: LaCroix from Forever Knight in one of his more reserved moments.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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can someone recommend a Think For Me Machine to tell me what to do with the Other Think For Me Machine
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Canada was responsible for Forever Knight, which was what would happen if you did Angel about a decade too early.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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You're like "hey why don't you listen to voters, find out what voters want to vote for?"

And Dem leadership is like "NO fuck you, this Thiel-funded thinktank is my friend. That's my emotional support Ezra Klein"
September 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
most of them are twelve years old
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
oh shit, it's BAND of 100 Monsters...

in my defense, cursive b and cursive l look about the same to me in certain fonts
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
he's going to explode like a deep sea fish once all the pressure is removed
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM