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therealtyler.bsky.social
Tyler 🦝🔪💀
@therealtyler.bsky.social
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49 M | Just some dude. I post whatever. I don't debate. Shiposts, politics, music, movies, nonsense

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the skeleton says "THWOK"
another panel from the Cat-Eyed Boy story Band of 100 Monsters A skeleton opens it's mouth wide, and the sound effect is THWOK
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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future me dealing with the consequences of what past me did
Cat-Eyed Boy stands frozen in fear as his shadow looms up behind him with a sharpened stick while shouting "PAYBACK FOR EARLIER!" From the story 'Land of 1000 Monsters' by Kazuo Umezu
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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You know you fucked up when the sea spaghetti starts singing at you.
A bunch of spaghetti-looking yokai say "OOH OOH OOH" in 'The Tsunami Summoners' story from Kazuo Umezu's Cat-Eyed Boy series
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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this is where my header comes from:
A book cover in mostly yellow-orange gradient it is probably a satire cover "On a distant planet of crustaceans exists a new and exciting economic system..." Title: CRABITALISM "Humans go in - Crabs become more powerful!" By Horx Myxln The giant crab is surrounded by humans running all over the place He has a really funny expression on his face.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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"Don't worry, baby, it's not a worm!"
Doctor Pretorious in From Beyond (1986) displaying how science has horribly mutated him. He seems pretty happy about it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Here. Save this image and save your fingers from some typing.
A panel from Hitoshi Iwaaki's Parasyte. A crying baby is told to shut up by a creepy looking woman. Normally I'd describe the scene more but I'm gonna be spoiler free on this one.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Atsushi Kaneko's DEATHCO
A page from Atsushi Kaneko's DEATHCO A silhouette of a bat against a purple sky full of black clouds. Closeup of the nose, mouth and chin of a pale girl with black lipstick beginning to blow a black bubble. Two more panels of the bat, landing. The girl again. The frame is wider, the bubble is bigger, and we see the rest of her features are obscured by a large black hood.
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Get in the tent, kids! Room for plenty of monsters! This is the big evil tent from the SNES classic Earthbound (Mother 2)
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Donald Trump, POTUS, pedophile, rapist, and all around sack of diarrhea, seen shaking hands with Nancy Reagan, the throat goat. This was back when Reagan was president. It set Donnie on the path to being the THROATUS, the first president famous for closing deals by gobbling cock.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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lol

lmao
A screenshot of @espiers.bsky.social (Elizabeth Spiers) bluesky bio with "Dem messaging consultant" circled in red.
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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cAsE iN pOiNt
op's AI girlfriend attempting to explain the NYC mayoral race to this smooth brained single-data-point-using lackwit
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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the wizard has turned the AI slop glazer's dick into a noodle with a funny rhyme
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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this dumbasses profile states "humans are stupid, ai will do better, be more interesting, be most honest, ai can change its mind, has no ego and has no axe to grind, it will look at the entire picture and always be fair" the absolute glazing of slop indicates they have nothing if worth to contribute to any conversation the lidless eyed orange encourages you to drink a large glass of the shut up juice
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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tfw a person you like posts bad takes about art
Yotsuba Kouwai from Yotsuba&! stands on a brick sidewalk with a gun in one hand and flowers in the other she is about to embark on a journey of vengeance and will kill anyone who gets in her way
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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i thought the pervert glasses were gonna finally turn shit around for him
mark Zuckerberg, noted pedophile, pervert, and goat fucker poses with some shitty ray ban spy glasses that he uses to take creep shots of little children when he pervs around the mall incidentally, back in the day I got hacked twice by folks that posted ray ban ads all over my Facebook and now I'm pretty sure I wasn't legitimately hacked and zucc just assumed no one would notice this shit
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Yotsuba says NO
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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this you?
rudo from gachiakuto having coffee for the first time
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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"just get in the tent, bro

there's plenty of space and absolutely no nazis

frfr"
three innocent liberals are lured into the big tent little do they know that it is absolutely full of nazis once they are inside the tent they will no longer care ignore the spooky face get in the tent quit being selfish and get in the tent those nazis aren't in the tent the tattoo is going to be a maze
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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america stabs itself repeatedly with two knives as China and the EU look on with dismay and concern there is blood everywhere these anthropomorphized map bits are playing out a drama that makes no sense because sanity is dead
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Enjin, a humble cleaner, with his umbreaker dude with a big bladed umbrella spear thing right before he shreds a bunch of trash monsters Gachiakuta is the manga by URANA Kei
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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she needs a cup of this
"you should try this drink," says the orange it stares at you with lidless eyes as it extends its hand to you in its grip is a glass of iced black liquid labeled "shut up" the implication is that you should drink the shut up juice and you should
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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just come on in, get in the big tent no worries, folks!
that big tent "centrists" want you to get inside (boogey tent from EarthBound, aka Mother 2)
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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trying to find a jpeg instead of a webp and reverse image search did the funniest shit:
picture of Joshua from the trampoline episode of Community. reverse image search says he looks like Matt Walsh
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Joshua from the trampoline episode of Community pointing towards the swastika on his chest and saying "it's an optical illusion"
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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livin' the meme
Elon and Kanye in a grainy picture captioned "Listen up liberal MY WIFE LEFT ME" it's funny because they're both motherfuckers.
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM