Ryan Ritter
@therealritter.bsky.social
just havin’ a good time. Please keep sending me pictures of garfield. I blog (mostly) about movies for fun: https://www.crittical-analysis.com
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You come into MY house, you fibroMYalgia…
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You come into MY house, you fibroMYalgia…
Infuriated at the idea of an “abridged version” of ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE. Why not just upload a “2X speed version” while you’re at it?
Reminder that if your family is looking to stream IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE this week on Amazon, or other apps, there are three versions that pop up: the black and white OG, the horrid looking colorized version and an abridged cut that chops 20+ minutes out.
You know which is the right one!
You know which is the right one!
December 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Infuriated at the idea of an “abridged version” of ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE. Why not just upload a “2X speed version” while you’re at it?
Free “Jay Kelly” Merchandise
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Free “Jay Kelly” Merchandise
This marks something like the sixth straight year where I go into my Spotify Wrapped thinking “you know, I’m gonna share my results online this time around!”, then I actually open it and go “ehh, never mind”
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This marks something like the sixth straight year where I go into my Spotify Wrapped thinking “you know, I’m gonna share my results online this time around!”, then I actually open it and go “ehh, never mind”
I’ve never really sat down and thought about it before, but…does anyone know why tf the Little Caesars mascot, who by all indication is supposed to be an ancient Roman, speaks like a caveman?
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’ve never really sat down and thought about it before, but…does anyone know why tf the Little Caesars mascot, who by all indication is supposed to be an ancient Roman, speaks like a caveman?
Like all Star Wars fans, I have my pedantic notes/quibbles about this, but this ranking passes the vibe check imo
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Like all Star Wars fans, I have my pedantic notes/quibbles about this, but this ranking passes the vibe check imo
Genuinely incredible how immediately this thing hits a wall.
The “Star Wars Holiday Special” premiered on this day in 1978.
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Genuinely incredible how immediately this thing hits a wall.
God when the Kings refuse to tank:
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
God when the Kings refuse to tank:
Vaxxed?
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Vaxxed?
Pete Davidson funniest thing ever etc etc
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated, TMZ reports
Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Separated, Keith's Decision
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Pete Davidson funniest thing ever etc etc
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Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
Luka-trade ass move, lol
Rolling Stone fired Alan Sepinwall, Status’ Oliver Darcy reports. That’s probably the end of my subscription.
September 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Luka-trade ass move, lol
lmfao
Mr. Beast appears in a new promo for ‘TRON: ARES’
September 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
lmfao
checking out some YouTube shorts
August 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
checking out some YouTube shorts
Been working through the Bond filmography this summer. Reached MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN tonight and my jaw literally dropped at the return of J.W. Pepper.
August 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Been working through the Bond filmography this summer. Reached MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN tonight and my jaw literally dropped at the return of J.W. Pepper.
currently searching the multiverse to live in the world where Taylor Swift is announcing her next album on an episode of doughboys
August 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
currently searching the multiverse to live in the world where Taylor Swift is announcing her next album on an episode of doughboys
My series on the 80s works of Steven Spielberg continues with this piece on 1982’s E.T THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, a movie that kinda bummed me out as a kid, but now find admirable as an adult for the same reasons.
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/et-...
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/et-...
E.T. and the Light in the Darkness: Spielberg Summer 2 Continues! — Crittical Analysis
Today, our look through the Spielberg works of the 80s continues with E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, a movie that I watched often as a kid, but always held at a little bit of a distance. Maybe it’s beca...
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August 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My series on the 80s works of Steven Spielberg continues with this piece on 1982’s E.T THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, a movie that kinda bummed me out as a kid, but now find admirable as an adult for the same reasons.
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/et-...
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/et-...
One of the best moments in the entire medium
one of those moments when you thank the universe for movies
August 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
One of the best moments in the entire medium
Probably revealing too much about myself on this one, but the fact that the last two minutes of “The Subway” gives me chills is probably the biggest proof that I’ll never fully exorcise my theater kid upbringing, no matter how fast or long I run
August 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Probably revealing too much about myself on this one, but the fact that the last two minutes of “The Subway” gives me chills is probably the biggest proof that I’ll never fully exorcise my theater kid upbringing, no matter how fast or long I run
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(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
Kicking off another round of Spielberg write-ups on the blog! For the rest of summer, I’m working my way through his 80s filmography, starting with his timeless masterpiece RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK! Read it here!
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/rai...
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/rai...
RAIDERS and The Lost Art of Action and Humility: Spielberg Summers Return! — Crittical Analysis
This week, Spielberg Summer returns with a weekly walk-through of the Spielberg films of the 80’s. We start off with perhaps his biggest and most popular movie ever, the initial Indiana Jones adventu...
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August 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Kicking off another round of Spielberg write-ups on the blog! For the rest of summer, I’m working my way through his 80s filmography, starting with his timeless masterpiece RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK! Read it here!
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/rai...
www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/rai...
I feel like if you still have a genuine opinion about that fucking Sydney Sweeney ad at this point, you’re a mark
August 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I feel like if you still have a genuine opinion about that fucking Sydney Sweeney ad at this point, you’re a mark
I find the HAN SOLO’S REVENGE cover so funny for some reason lmfao
I brought back some classic literature from my mom’s house in KC that I think I’ll enjoy
August 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I find the HAN SOLO’S REVENGE cover so funny for some reason lmfao