Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
@therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social
I'm only on here so I could submit my comedy slop to satire websites for validation from internet strangers. Are we still doing pronouns in work Zoom? Zhey/ZAM! Oh god, I need a job before I lose my house.
That moment when a friend directs their hatred at Bad Bunny and Green Day instead of the New England Patriots.
February 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
That moment when a friend directs their hatred at Bad Bunny and Green Day instead of the New England Patriots.
A win is a win even if it smells like trash.
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A win is a win even if it smells like trash.