Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
@therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social
I'm only on here so I could submit my comedy slop to satire websites for validation from internet strangers. Are we still doing pronouns in work Zoom? Zhey/ZAM! Oh god, I need a job before I lose my house.
“A lot of men may be joining ICE because they think it will allow them to bond with other men and gain power in our society.”
It’s been said that the paradox of the Internet connected society has been the breakdown of physical bonds and third places. Is this a precursor/enabler of ICE’s violence?
It’s been said that the paradox of the Internet connected society has been the breakdown of physical bonds and third places. Is this a precursor/enabler of ICE’s violence?
January 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
“A lot of men may be joining ICE because they think it will allow them to bond with other men and gain power in our society.”
It’s been said that the paradox of the Internet connected society has been the breakdown of physical bonds and third places. Is this a precursor/enabler of ICE’s violence?
It’s been said that the paradox of the Internet connected society has been the breakdown of physical bonds and third places. Is this a precursor/enabler of ICE’s violence?
This happened to me with multiple crushes, but they told me directly and they got hotter and more married and I got hotter and more married. So I did the only reasonable thing, pushed my feelings down deep, ate them, and gained 80 pounds to show them Who’s the Boss.
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
This happened to me with multiple crushes, but they told me directly and they got hotter and more married and I got hotter and more married. So I did the only reasonable thing, pushed my feelings down deep, ate them, and gained 80 pounds to show them Who’s the Boss.
Jennings' social media profile picture's shit-eating grin is on-brand. He should add one of those LinkedIn badges to it but it says, "#This is CNN".
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Jennings' social media profile picture's shit-eating grin is on-brand. He should add one of those LinkedIn badges to it but it says, "#This is CNN".
I am genuinely asking because I've only heard this criticism from unreliable narrators without either logical argument or data, but a whole lot of partisan axe grinding. Additionally, there's a memory hole for the successful reform compromise during Biden that Trump lit on fire for his re-election.
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I am genuinely asking because I've only heard this criticism from unreliable narrators without either logical argument or data, but a whole lot of partisan axe grinding. Additionally, there's a memory hole for the successful reform compromise during Biden that Trump lit on fire for his re-election.
Is there any substance to the narrative that Dems don't enforce immigration law? Under Obama and Biden there was vigorous border enforcement. There were also lawful actions taken to enable legal immigration. In contrast, this admin has taken unlawful actions to destroy the immigration legal system.
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Is there any substance to the narrative that Dems don't enforce immigration law? Under Obama and Biden there was vigorous border enforcement. There were also lawful actions taken to enable legal immigration. In contrast, this admin has taken unlawful actions to destroy the immigration legal system.