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theo
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hey it's theo what's up
oooh good choice, master and commander is kind of the ultimate dad movie (boats, men having stiff upper lips while also experiencing big feelings, napoleon is there) and also it completely rules
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
(brought to you by a combination of tatsuya nakadai (rip) and watching "the martian" in the other window)
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i'm thinking about doing samurai january which is like - possibly the most Dad Movie mini movie festival i could possibly make for myself. maybe throw in "the hunt for red october" bc i've never seen it. truly go dad mode.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
on the one hand everything i draw comes out looking weird and wonky; on the other, i'm still new enough at it that i can feel those synapses connecting lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
admittedly i cheat bc of my little blood on the outside problem lol but every now and again i hit something and become a meaty little gusher
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
me: i'm going to tell a funny story that all my friends will enjoy :)

my friends, getting really weird and quiet for some reason: hey man, do you need to like - talk? about it?
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ugh whatever. it's one of those things where almost every individual time it happens it's not really that big a deal, but also It Happens Every Fucking Time, and also everyone is sympathetic except for their special movie that does it, so no matter what you look like an oversensitive buzzkill lol
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
casting directors literally cannot help themselves lol. if you stop them from casting white women instead of asians they get so scared and sad :c
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i guess the parks adopted little mindy from the netherlands
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i like these both but 3 and 4 in particular - love it
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
sorry all i'm hearing is "quin lolita" idg what the problem is
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
sorry sorry i'm gonna drop it i just truly loathe him with all my heart :)
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM