I’m the only person in my house tonight and I can genuinely hear snoring in the vicinity. Houses either side are both women, has one of them transformed into Pumba or am I about to be in my own ‘Scream’ movie with someone who’s taking a quick nap before the big deed? 👀💀🔪
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I’m the only person in my house tonight and I can genuinely hear snoring in the vicinity. Houses either side are both women, has one of them transformed into Pumba or am I about to be in my own ‘Scream’ movie with someone who’s taking a quick nap before the big deed? 👀💀🔪
Omg THIS is the real twist if true!! Imagine!
Well that was a game and a half.
Thank you everybody for your support on #TheTraitors. It has been one heck of a ride.
Thank you everybody for your support on #TheTraitors. It has been one heck of a ride.
January 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Omg THIS is the real twist if true!! Imagine!
Honestly, choosing/designing a new kitchen is up there as one the most stressful experiences of my life 😭😩
January 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Honestly, choosing/designing a new kitchen is up there as one the most stressful experiences of my life 😭😩
Just in case anyone actually cares…I’m now on day 8 of the absolute sickness from hell and I don’t know what I did to deserve this but it’s absolutely the grimmest of grim & I’ve cried a lot😭🙈😷🤧
Made it through the whole of December/Christmas without getting that awful lurgy everyone had. 2026 really said ‘SURPRISE BITCH’ because oh my god, I genuinely feel like I’m on my way out here, whole body hurts and literally can’t move or breathe 🤧😭😷💀
Send help.
Send help.
January 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Just in case anyone actually cares…I’m now on day 8 of the absolute sickness from hell and I don’t know what I did to deserve this but it’s absolutely the grimmest of grim & I’ve cried a lot😭🙈😷🤧
Made it through the whole of December/Christmas without getting that awful lurgy everyone had. 2026 really said ‘SURPRISE BITCH’ because oh my god, I genuinely feel like I’m on my way out here, whole body hurts and literally can’t move or breathe 🤧😭😷💀
Send help.
Send help.
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Made it through the whole of December/Christmas without getting that awful lurgy everyone had. 2026 really said ‘SURPRISE BITCH’ because oh my god, I genuinely feel like I’m on my way out here, whole body hurts and literally can’t move or breathe 🤧😭😷💀
Send help.
Send help.
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Let’s be nicer to each other…
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Let’s be nicer to each other…
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Queen Elizabeth II - who knew all about Andrew's entitled womanising and turned a blind eye - perhaps wasn't the pillar of morals and integrity everybody thought.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Queen Elizabeth II - who knew all about Andrew's entitled womanising and turned a blind eye - perhaps wasn't the pillar of morals and integrity everybody thought.
Don’t suppose any Rovs peeps on here have any cool way in with HMHB’s big Nige?
Trying to pull of a (last min) small but cool thing for someone that may not even come off and I’m stuck at the first hurdle 😂✌🏽
Trying to pull of a (last min) small but cool thing for someone that may not even come off and I’m stuck at the first hurdle 😂✌🏽
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Don’t suppose any Rovs peeps on here have any cool way in with HMHB’s big Nige?
Trying to pull of a (last min) small but cool thing for someone that may not even come off and I’m stuck at the first hurdle 😂✌🏽
Trying to pull of a (last min) small but cool thing for someone that may not even come off and I’m stuck at the first hurdle 😂✌🏽
Sacked off the misery of football.
Got the hair did.
Very enjoyable last minute plans.
10/10. Would highly recommend ✌🏽
Got the hair did.
Very enjoyable last minute plans.
10/10. Would highly recommend ✌🏽
October 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sacked off the misery of football.
Got the hair did.
Very enjoyable last minute plans.
10/10. Would highly recommend ✌🏽
Got the hair did.
Very enjoyable last minute plans.
10/10. Would highly recommend ✌🏽
Not me applying for a Advanced Senior Leader/Career Progression programme in work within 20mins thinking it was a shite application & not thinking any more of it only to get an email this morning to say I’d bagged a spot on it😂
Shall be applying for everything this way in future 🙈✌🏽🎉
Shall be applying for everything this way in future 🙈✌🏽🎉
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Not me applying for a Advanced Senior Leader/Career Progression programme in work within 20mins thinking it was a shite application & not thinking any more of it only to get an email this morning to say I’d bagged a spot on it😂
Shall be applying for everything this way in future 🙈✌🏽🎉
Shall be applying for everything this way in future 🙈✌🏽🎉
Joe Wilkinson is basically my spirit animal 😂 #CelebrityTraitors
October 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Joe Wilkinson is basically my spirit animal 😂 #CelebrityTraitors
About 10mins into ‘The House of Guinness’ and ya gal is hooked already. 😍☘️🇮🇪
Music already used is ace aswell! 👀
Music already used is ace aswell! 👀
September 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
About 10mins into ‘The House of Guinness’ and ya gal is hooked already. 😍☘️🇮🇪
Music already used is ace aswell! 👀
Music already used is ace aswell! 👀
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Just got pure lime juice in my eye whilst making tea. Absolutely sums my day up. ✌🏽
September 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just got pure lime juice in my eye whilst making tea. Absolutely sums my day up. ✌🏽
After spending the last 3 days in London for work I’ve realised that, as much as 18 year old me loved my life living there…older (not much wiser) 33year old me thinks living there now would be my absolute worst nightmare😬
Too fast, too peopley, too busy.
Glad to be home 😂✌🏽
Too fast, too peopley, too busy.
Glad to be home 😂✌🏽
September 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
After spending the last 3 days in London for work I’ve realised that, as much as 18 year old me loved my life living there…older (not much wiser) 33year old me thinks living there now would be my absolute worst nightmare😬
Too fast, too peopley, too busy.
Glad to be home 😂✌🏽
Too fast, too peopley, too busy.
Glad to be home 😂✌🏽
This lil guy has my whole heart today ❤️
September 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This lil guy has my whole heart today ❤️
Mum: ‘I’m out tonight, can you go & walk the dog? There’s some white pudding and Chef Brown sauce (Iykyk) sent over from Ireland for you if you do?’
Me: drives over, excitedly walks dog because I’m getting a present for it, come home.
Ask me where that WP & sauce still is? 😭🤦🏽♀️
Me: drives over, excitedly walks dog because I’m getting a present for it, come home.
Ask me where that WP & sauce still is? 😭🤦🏽♀️
September 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Mum: ‘I’m out tonight, can you go & walk the dog? There’s some white pudding and Chef Brown sauce (Iykyk) sent over from Ireland for you if you do?’
Me: drives over, excitedly walks dog because I’m getting a present for it, come home.
Ask me where that WP & sauce still is? 😭🤦🏽♀️
Me: drives over, excitedly walks dog because I’m getting a present for it, come home.
Ask me where that WP & sauce still is? 😭🤦🏽♀️
I thought this app was supposed to be the nice app?
Why is my timeline full of what can only be described as a 15 yr old boys dream?
If I wanted to see tits that often I’d just look in the mirror all day 🤦🏽♀️
Why is my timeline full of what can only be described as a 15 yr old boys dream?
If I wanted to see tits that often I’d just look in the mirror all day 🤦🏽♀️
September 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I thought this app was supposed to be the nice app?
Why is my timeline full of what can only be described as a 15 yr old boys dream?
If I wanted to see tits that often I’d just look in the mirror all day 🤦🏽♀️
Why is my timeline full of what can only be described as a 15 yr old boys dream?
If I wanted to see tits that often I’d just look in the mirror all day 🤦🏽♀️
How Salford aren’t 3 or 4 up here I’ll never know. We’ve been like cold custard since the start. What is going on? 🤦🏽♀️
Wake up Rovs
Wake up Rovs
September 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
How Salford aren’t 3 or 4 up here I’ll never know. We’ve been like cold custard since the start. What is going on? 🤦🏽♀️
Wake up Rovs
Wake up Rovs
Little wedding one 🍋💛
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Little wedding one 🍋💛
Been in hospital all day for a procedure to then sitting at home hearing a massive bang/crunch & it’s someone flying up the road and crashing into my car, absolutely fucking it, trying to drive off & the neighbours stopping them, now the police being here.
Really isn’t the one tbh 😭😭😭
Really isn’t the one tbh 😭😭😭
September 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Been in hospital all day for a procedure to then sitting at home hearing a massive bang/crunch & it’s someone flying up the road and crashing into my car, absolutely fucking it, trying to drive off & the neighbours stopping them, now the police being here.
Really isn’t the one tbh 😭😭😭
Really isn’t the one tbh 😭😭😭
Back to it after 20 YEARS off 😂🐎👀
August 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Back to it after 20 YEARS off 😂🐎👀