Human Tramompoline
@theonethatgotaway.bsky.social
For those who find this ... I was RemedyTheMovie in the Bad Place.
Co-creator of Tro!!opsism - coming soon. :)
Co-creator of Tro!!opsism - coming soon. :)
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It's hilarious that they're pretending Tom Homan is some kind of voice of calm and reason. He looks and sounds like someone who would be hitting Dick Tracy's knees with a hammer
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It's hilarious that they're pretending Tom Homan is some kind of voice of calm and reason. He looks and sounds like someone who would be hitting Dick Tracy's knees with a hammer
Pet peeve... independent media with highly progressive politics still accepting sponsorships from Factor, which doesn't even hide that it's a HelloFresh company with all of its union busting, permalancer-exploiting, abysmal warehouse condtions bullshit.
Looking at you @majorityreport.bsky.social
Looking at you @majorityreport.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Pet peeve... independent media with highly progressive politics still accepting sponsorships from Factor, which doesn't even hide that it's a HelloFresh company with all of its union busting, permalancer-exploiting, abysmal warehouse condtions bullshit.
Looking at you @majorityreport.bsky.social
Looking at you @majorityreport.bsky.social
As someone who's half Italian, I really need to know if paisan truly prefer the stereotype of "influential unhinged right wing ghoul" to "rando with mob connections."
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
As someone who's half Italian, I really need to know if paisan truly prefer the stereotype of "influential unhinged right wing ghoul" to "rando with mob connections."
Saw Smithereens last night and I need to get confirmation if Seidelman ever made a movie I'd really love. So far I've been underwhelmed so I must ask... How's She-Devil?
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Saw Smithereens last night and I need to get confirmation if Seidelman ever made a movie I'd really love. So far I've been underwhelmed so I must ask... How's She-Devil?
Bovino is fully satire made flesh.
kagi.com/proxy/starsh...
kagi.com/proxy/starsh...
January 26, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Bovino is fully satire made flesh.
kagi.com/proxy/starsh...
kagi.com/proxy/starsh...
I swear every time I have heard this term get misused as if it's an agenda, including by people I actually agree with most of the time, I can't help but question everything else that person says.
Reminder: ‘woke’ is a term created by Black Americans, referring to being awake to injustice.
Do you see it yet? Are you awake?
Tamir Rice
Breonna Taylor
Trayvon Martin
George Floyd
Michael Brown
Philando Castile
So many more names. This pain is not new to Black America.
Do you see it yet? Are you awake?
Tamir Rice
Breonna Taylor
Trayvon Martin
George Floyd
Michael Brown
Philando Castile
So many more names. This pain is not new to Black America.
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I swear every time I have heard this term get misused as if it's an agenda, including by people I actually agree with most of the time, I can't help but question everything else that person says.
My brain is clearly trying to protect me from trauma by analogizing government ghouls, but all I can think when watching Bovino is how he's giving Mirror Mirror Gordon Cole.
January 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My brain is clearly trying to protect me from trauma by analogizing government ghouls, but all I can think when watching Bovino is how he's giving Mirror Mirror Gordon Cole.
Having been there quite a bit, no, we'd likely get kanelsnegle and really really really bad nachos.
What if we lose the war and Denmark takes over the US and we get Universal Healthcare and DANISHES WITH EVERY MEAL?!?!
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Having been there quite a bit, no, we'd likely get kanelsnegle and really really really bad nachos.
Han giver mening.
Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Han giver mening.
Ahhh yes, the middle-aged thirsty tantra couple.
"You will make an excellent drone."
-- The couple at your local kink club, probably
(or Lt. Commander data and the borg queen, same diff)
-- The couple at your local kink club, probably
(or Lt. Commander data and the borg queen, same diff)
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Ahhh yes, the middle-aged thirsty tantra couple.
Trump er helt sindssyg.
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Trump er helt sindssyg.
Still mad that he won.
With Rep. Dan Goldman getting some attention in this fraught moment, re-sharing this piece I wrote on how Dan Goldman has failed NY-10 and undermined democratic values—not just on policy, but through outright disdain for his constituents. 🧵
indypendent.org/2026/01/op-e...
indypendent.org/2026/01/op-e...
Op-Ed: Any Blue Won’t Do Especially in NY’s 10th Congressional District
“Rep. Dan Goldman wears a Democratic label,” writes one of his constituents, “but his actions undermine democratic values at every turn.”
indypendent.org
January 14, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Still mad that he won.
Catching up on OMITB and seeing Doordash commercials in Spanish and all I can think of is...
Should I assume that ICE is tracking the movement of the app's gig workers with permission of the company?
Should I assume that ICE is tracking the movement of the app's gig workers with permission of the company?
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Catching up on OMITB and seeing Doordash commercials in Spanish and all I can think of is...
Should I assume that ICE is tracking the movement of the app's gig workers with permission of the company?
Should I assume that ICE is tracking the movement of the app's gig workers with permission of the company?
😂 lake wizard
For you youngsters out there just finding out about him, Jesse Ventura is not "some kind of lake wizard" but was at one time the governor of Minnesota and before that a professional wrestler
January 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
😂 lake wizard
I feel like celebrating the 250th anniversary this year and not in 2032 is like celebrating the day someone says "I want a divorce" rather than the day that divorce is final.
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I feel like celebrating the 250th anniversary this year and not in 2032 is like celebrating the day someone says "I want a divorce" rather than the day that divorce is final.
Everything is shit. But today I did a headstand for the first time in my life. How this will help me in my Alien 3 phase, I'm not sure. But it's something.
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Everything is shit. But today I did a headstand for the first time in my life. How this will help me in my Alien 3 phase, I'm not sure. But it's something.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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All of those pictures of that ICE agent’s face are AI.
Here’s the proof.
Here’s the proof.
January 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
All of those pictures of that ICE agent’s face are AI.
Here’s the proof.
Here’s the proof.
The creative-bootlegger-cum-bullshit-king-of-tourism-cinema is going to be staining my local independent theater tomorrow and I am fuming. The only gratification is that his movies aren't selling out.
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The creative-bootlegger-cum-bullshit-king-of-tourism-cinema is going to be staining my local independent theater tomorrow and I am fuming. The only gratification is that his movies aren't selling out.
Moratorium on all TV shows using Landslide until at least 2045. Sorry, Stevie, if this cuts into your bottom line but I've had enough.
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Moratorium on all TV shows using Landslide until at least 2045. Sorry, Stevie, if this cuts into your bottom line but I've had enough.
It's a special flavor of bullshit that I have to detour my route to the Holland Tunnel because a fucking kidnapped head of state is being held in NYC for some reason.
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
It's a special flavor of bullshit that I have to detour my route to the Holland Tunnel because a fucking kidnapped head of state is being held in NYC for some reason.
All this technology and they can't make a creatine powder that actually dissolves in water.
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
All this technology and they can't make a creatine powder that actually dissolves in water.
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
Ok, now that *that's* over, I will go on record that Eddie Munson is the best television character of the last decade.
... And while not everything worked, the finale did not literally wipe away any interest I have in ever revisiting the show due to rage at its mishandling.
... And while not everything worked, the finale did not literally wipe away any interest I have in ever revisiting the show due to rage at its mishandling.
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Ok, now that *that's* over, I will go on record that Eddie Munson is the best television character of the last decade.
... And while not everything worked, the finale did not literally wipe away any interest I have in ever revisiting the show due to rage at its mishandling.
... And while not everything worked, the finale did not literally wipe away any interest I have in ever revisiting the show due to rage at its mishandling.