The Obelisk
@theobelisk.bsky.social
a monument to what does not exist
formerly Unreality on Cohost. everything posted here is true, somewhere or somewhen
formerly Unreality on Cohost. everything posted here is true, somewhere or somewhen
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The bicephalous jackalope leads a complex and short existence due to only one of its heads being materially real. Though it may at first seem cumbersome, this grants it an evolutionary advantage over its better known cousin, the common jackalope, as the...
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AN ENDANGERED SPECIES
The bicephalous jackalope leads a complex and short existence due to only one of its heads being materially real. Though it may at first seem cumbersome, this grants it an evolutionary advantage over ...
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January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The bicephalous jackalope leads a complex and short existence due to only one of its heads being materially real. Though it may at first seem cumbersome, this grants it an evolutionary advantage over its better known cousin, the common jackalope, as the...
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her love was like seawater: the more I drank, the deeper my thirst
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
her love was like seawater: the more I drank, the deeper my thirst
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Forget milk and cookies. If the immortal dark elf from the cold lands breaks into your house later tonight and doesn't find whiskey and raw meat left out, his wrath will be terrible to behold. You have been warned.
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Forget milk and cookies. If the immortal dark elf from the cold lands breaks into your house later tonight and doesn't find whiskey and raw meat left out, his wrath will be terrible to behold. You have been warned.
bringing a sort of 'haunted stare into oblivion' vibe to the party that nobody asked for and are too afraid to interact with
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
bringing a sort of 'haunted stare into oblivion' vibe to the party that nobody asked for and are too afraid to interact with
We're sorry, the obelisk you are trying to reach is unavailable. Please reset your prayer circle and try again later.
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We're sorry, the obelisk you are trying to reach is unavailable. Please reset your prayer circle and try again later.
The Mangrove Man-o-War was technically a warship, but acted more as a druidic ship crafted to enforce wildlife preservation. It's hull was intertwined tree roots with wind catching their branches and leaves. Even in polar regions, the craft's flowers remained in bloom and trees bore fruit.
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Mangrove Man-o-War was technically a warship, but acted more as a druidic ship crafted to enforce wildlife preservation. It's hull was intertwined tree roots with wind catching their branches and leaves. Even in polar regions, the craft's flowers remained in bloom and trees bore fruit.
there are obelisks everywhere for those with eyes to see their forms, ears to hear their humming, and hearts to love them
garden eels
screws sticking up from discarded wooden boards
rust-stained streetlights
individual blades of grass
a child at the beach burying their feet in the sand
garden eels
screws sticking up from discarded wooden boards
rust-stained streetlights
individual blades of grass
a child at the beach burying their feet in the sand
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
there are obelisks everywhere for those with eyes to see their forms, ears to hear their humming, and hearts to love them
garden eels
screws sticking up from discarded wooden boards
rust-stained streetlights
individual blades of grass
a child at the beach burying their feet in the sand
garden eels
screws sticking up from discarded wooden boards
rust-stained streetlights
individual blades of grass
a child at the beach burying their feet in the sand
an obelisk appears:
it is a cylinder of concrete. its cement is celestial dust from a long dead star, mixed with water from the deepest oceanic depths and bones of a recently murdered god. the likeness of a ram's head has been formed on its surface
it is a cylinder of concrete. its cement is celestial dust from a long dead star, mixed with water from the deepest oceanic depths and bones of a recently murdered god. the likeness of a ram's head has been formed on its surface
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
an obelisk appears:
it is a cylinder of concrete. its cement is celestial dust from a long dead star, mixed with water from the deepest oceanic depths and bones of a recently murdered god. the likeness of a ram's head has been formed on its surface
it is a cylinder of concrete. its cement is celestial dust from a long dead star, mixed with water from the deepest oceanic depths and bones of a recently murdered god. the likeness of a ram's head has been formed on its surface
"Okay chat, like I promised, here's my One Million Sub official Face Reveal!"
Viewers gasped at his visage: a swirling black hole in place of his face just below a New York Yankees cap. Screens worldwide vibrated violently with a buzzing hum, bursting with a pop.
He never streamed again.
Viewers gasped at his visage: a swirling black hole in place of his face just below a New York Yankees cap. Screens worldwide vibrated violently with a buzzing hum, bursting with a pop.
He never streamed again.
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"Okay chat, like I promised, here's my One Million Sub official Face Reveal!"
Viewers gasped at his visage: a swirling black hole in place of his face just below a New York Yankees cap. Screens worldwide vibrated violently with a buzzing hum, bursting with a pop.
He never streamed again.
Viewers gasped at his visage: a swirling black hole in place of his face just below a New York Yankees cap. Screens worldwide vibrated violently with a buzzing hum, bursting with a pop.
He never streamed again.
an obelisk appears:
it is a pillar of inspiration that transports your mind to fascinating worlds and fills you with wonder, intrigue, and awe.
(if you follow me and don't know uel's writing, then you're in for a treat)
it is a pillar of inspiration that transports your mind to fascinating worlds and fills you with wonder, intrigue, and awe.
(if you follow me and don't know uel's writing, then you're in for a treat)
On this, the day of my birth, I am pleased to announce that I will be launching my next publication, THE GREATER REALITY AREA, on JANUARY 3RD, 2026. It has been several years since NORTH OF REALITY, and here shall begin my long awaited return to the fray! New logo by @tinyobscurae.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
an obelisk appears:
it is a pillar of inspiration that transports your mind to fascinating worlds and fills you with wonder, intrigue, and awe.
(if you follow me and don't know uel's writing, then you're in for a treat)
it is a pillar of inspiration that transports your mind to fascinating worlds and fills you with wonder, intrigue, and awe.
(if you follow me and don't know uel's writing, then you're in for a treat)
The moon will be full tonight - not in image, but in viscera.
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The moon will be full tonight - not in image, but in viscera.
OBELISK WRAPPED 2025:
🙏 You prostrated yourself 23 times
🎵 You harmonized with The Obelisk for 7,603 minutes
🙊 You revealed 16 secrets to the faithless
😭 You spent 7 hours sobbing during rehabilitation
🥉 Your strength of faith was in the top 94% of adherents! Uh-oh, you're on the List of Concerns!
🙏 You prostrated yourself 23 times
🎵 You harmonized with The Obelisk for 7,603 minutes
🙊 You revealed 16 secrets to the faithless
😭 You spent 7 hours sobbing during rehabilitation
🥉 Your strength of faith was in the top 94% of adherents! Uh-oh, you're on the List of Concerns!
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
OBELISK WRAPPED 2025:
🙏 You prostrated yourself 23 times
🎵 You harmonized with The Obelisk for 7,603 minutes
🙊 You revealed 16 secrets to the faithless
😭 You spent 7 hours sobbing during rehabilitation
🥉 Your strength of faith was in the top 94% of adherents! Uh-oh, you're on the List of Concerns!
🙏 You prostrated yourself 23 times
🎵 You harmonized with The Obelisk for 7,603 minutes
🙊 You revealed 16 secrets to the faithless
😭 You spent 7 hours sobbing during rehabilitation
🥉 Your strength of faith was in the top 94% of adherents! Uh-oh, you're on the List of Concerns!
The Office of Unaccountability would like to remind you that it is not, never has been, nor will it ever be your fault. Additionally, we are also blameless in this matter. Thank you.
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Office of Unaccountability would like to remind you that it is not, never has been, nor will it ever be your fault. Additionally, we are also blameless in this matter. Thank you.
BREAKING NEWS: The Moon has issued a statement, "I'm done with this shit" and has detached itself from the Earth's orbit and appears heading into the Sun.
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS: The Moon has issued a statement, "I'm done with this shit" and has detached itself from the Earth's orbit and appears heading into the Sun.
several obelisks appear:
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
several obelisks appear:
an obelisk reappears:
it is tired. it is refreshed. it is taking root once more.
it is tired. it is refreshed. it is taking root once more.
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
an obelisk reappears:
it is tired. it is refreshed. it is taking root once more.
it is tired. it is refreshed. it is taking root once more.
an obelisk disappears:
October 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
an obelisk disappears:
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It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
hell.....yes
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
hell.....yes
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May your tea warm your heart,
your cola refresh your soul;
may your liquor last the night,
and water make you whole.
your cola refresh your soul;
may your liquor last the night,
and water make you whole.
June 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
May your tea warm your heart,
your cola refresh your soul;
may your liquor last the night,
and water make you whole.
your cola refresh your soul;
may your liquor last the night,
and water make you whole.
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Anxiety is a geode.
You are filled with wonderous things
That no one will ever see
Unless you take a hammer
And mean it when you swing.
You are filled with wonderous things
That no one will ever see
Unless you take a hammer
And mean it when you swing.
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Anxiety is a geode.
You are filled with wonderous things
That no one will ever see
Unless you take a hammer
And mean it when you swing.
You are filled with wonderous things
That no one will ever see
Unless you take a hammer
And mean it when you swing.
my phone keeps automatically capitalizing "Blood" and "Dust" and "Darkness" which I'm sure is some kind of Omen
September 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
my phone keeps automatically capitalizing "Blood" and "Dust" and "Darkness" which I'm sure is some kind of Omen
Please do not think too hard about any sudden disappearances today. Please do not think too hard about the new glowing radiance of the obelisk. Please do not think too hard about digging into the caverns beneath the obelisk and what terrible things you may find.
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Please do not think too hard about any sudden disappearances today. Please do not think too hard about the new glowing radiance of the obelisk. Please do not think too hard about digging into the caverns beneath the obelisk and what terrible things you may find.
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I want to know the you from the timelines that were culled; I want to hold your wounded, evil selves. Broken, world-breaking, sleeping in unmadeness, wake them and release them like white doves
September 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I want to know the you from the timelines that were culled; I want to hold your wounded, evil selves. Broken, world-breaking, sleeping in unmadeness, wake them and release them like white doves
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I barely think about The Obelisk anymore. Couldn't care less about its strangely oily surface or the gentle hum of its presence
September 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I barely think about The Obelisk anymore. Couldn't care less about its strangely oily surface or the gentle hum of its presence
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SHIELD IN HAND
SWORD IN HEART
SWORD IN HEART
September 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
SHIELD IN HAND
SWORD IN HEART
SWORD IN HEART