Miles
@themilesturner.bsky.social
I wrote two books, and it will fuck you up how good they are:
https://miles-turner.itch.io/
Also on Kobo and Amazon
https://miles-turner.itch.io/
Also on Kobo and Amazon
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Labour told me to leave because I was left wing. They said I was a flea that they were shaking off. They said if I didn't like it I knew where the door was.
Today they accused the conservatives of operating an open border policy. They have open social media accounts showing arrests of migrants.
Today they accused the conservatives of operating an open border policy. They have open social media accounts showing arrests of migrants.
January 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Labour told me to leave because I was left wing. They said I was a flea that they were shaking off. They said if I didn't like it I knew where the door was.
Today they accused the conservatives of operating an open border policy. They have open social media accounts showing arrests of migrants.
Today they accused the conservatives of operating an open border policy. They have open social media accounts showing arrests of migrants.
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you know, x may be a child pornography website, but it's at least the world's largest child pornography website
January 12, 2026 at 9:21 AM
you know, x may be a child pornography website, but it's at least the world's largest child pornography website
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
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i don't know what to do about a system where people in power believe the antisemitic CSAM generator is too important of a platform to leave because the worst pundits on earth think the platform signals something about free speech
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
i don't know what to do about a system where people in power believe the antisemitic CSAM generator is too important of a platform to leave because the worst pundits on earth think the platform signals something about free speech
It's probably bad that international rule of law is collapsing right in front of us and the entire political leadership of the world thinks it would be gauche to talk about it
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
It's probably bad that international rule of law is collapsing right in front of us and the entire political leadership of the world thinks it would be gauche to talk about it
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One thing I wrote about here is how technology has made buses *way* more convenient while techno-futurists were obsessed with flying taxis and self-driving cars.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
One thing I wrote about here is how technology has made buses *way* more convenient while techno-futurists were obsessed with flying taxis and self-driving cars.
Kemi Badenoch doesn't know basic firearm safety.
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Kemi Badenoch doesn't know basic firearm safety.
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Lol, Hyan and Maya World even get an on-TV entrance now
December 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Lol, Hyan and Maya World even get an on-TV entrance now
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That there exist tiers of wealth beyond which it is literally impossible to ever make enough bad financial decisions to impoverish yourself no matter how puddingbrained you are is something we either have to eliminate or else make that the case for all people at all income levels.
December 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
That there exist tiers of wealth beyond which it is literally impossible to ever make enough bad financial decisions to impoverish yourself no matter how puddingbrained you are is something we either have to eliminate or else make that the case for all people at all income levels.
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Since it's such an enormous public benefit, perhaps you could explain why you decided to vote against lifting the cap in July of last year.
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Since it's such an enormous public benefit, perhaps you could explain why you decided to vote against lifting the cap in July of last year.
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
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Cool how there have been fifteen million profiles of McSweeney from all the best-connected hacks in the business, and it takes Steve Reed blurting it out to learn that he maybe thinks the NHS was a mistake.
One interesting nugget in this piece could explain the (otherwise baffling) appearance of Ramsay MacDonald in a 2024 Labour Party Election Broadcast
December 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Cool how there have been fifteen million profiles of McSweeney from all the best-connected hacks in the business, and it takes Steve Reed blurting it out to learn that he maybe thinks the NHS was a mistake.
Perry Farrell might have the worst fashion sense of anyone in the history of the world.
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Perry Farrell might have the worst fashion sense of anyone in the history of the world.
I feel like anyone in a leadership position who describes things as "epic" should be exiled to an inhospitable mountain or something
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I feel like anyone in a leadership position who describes things as "epic" should be exiled to an inhospitable mountain or something
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Italian PM greets Mozambican President :)
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Italian PM greets Mozambican President :)
They missed a trick with Fright Night, there should have been ten years worth of sequels where Charley Brewster goes through therapy to convince him that vampires aren't real only to keep meeting new vampires
December 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
They missed a trick with Fright Night, there should have been ten years worth of sequels where Charley Brewster goes through therapy to convince him that vampires aren't real only to keep meeting new vampires
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Bland doesn’t mean inoffensive. His triangulating, his pandering to Reform policies, his constant lying, his utter emptiness when it comes to principle, his willingness to throw vulnerable people under the bus all contribute to why he is so loathed.
How can this inoffensive man have become so viscerally loathed?
Keir Starmer must make No 10 a content factory
🖊️ Lewis Goodall
Keir Starmer must make No 10 a content factory
🖊️ Lewis Goodall
Keir Starmer must make No 10 a content factory
The Prime Minister can only re-establish authority if he learns to command the message
www.newstatesman.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Bland doesn’t mean inoffensive. His triangulating, his pandering to Reform policies, his constant lying, his utter emptiness when it comes to principle, his willingness to throw vulnerable people under the bus all contribute to why he is so loathed.
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time