thematterdog
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Spuds “Honey Tree Evil Eye” Mackenzie memorial account
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My gf described all of human history as “what the dog doing?” bc in every era of history, in all art either as the subject or in the margins, you can see a dog doing things. Mostly the kind of things you see contemporary dogs doing. This changed my worldview
May as well dive right in.
Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?
According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”
Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?
According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”
Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
My gf described all of human history as “what the dog doing?” bc in every era of history, in all art either as the subject or in the margins, you can see a dog doing things. Mostly the kind of things you see contemporary dogs doing. This changed my worldview
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hangman!, title screen, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/41197/h...
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
hangman!, title screen, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/41197/h...
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i'm developing a medieval open-world adventure game in which your character is immortal but has to sneeze constantly, so mostly you just wander the towns and countryside searching for kerchiefs and the like. sometimes you have to acquire oaken buckets or enchanted books to sneeze into
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i'm developing a medieval open-world adventure game in which your character is immortal but has to sneeze constantly, so mostly you just wander the towns and countryside searching for kerchiefs and the like. sometimes you have to acquire oaken buckets or enchanted books to sneeze into
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Anthology of the Killer fan art
October 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Anthology of the Killer fan art
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had a pretty bad day when I had explicitly planned a good day. all is chaos
September 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
had a pretty bad day when I had explicitly planned a good day. all is chaos
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Dios mio, a liberal💀
March 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dios mio, a liberal💀
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this means nothing to us big accounts
October 19, 2024 at 3:49 AM
this means nothing to us big accounts
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this means everything to us small accounts
October 19, 2024 at 3:49 AM
this means everything to us small accounts
i guess you could say…… Mr blue sky is living here today heyhey eyyy
October 18, 2024 at 9:38 PM
i guess you could say…… Mr blue sky is living here today heyhey eyyy
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apocalyptic fuckup squad
October 5, 2023 at 12:14 AM
apocalyptic fuckup squad
wow wow wow fascinating wow check it out wow
This never got close to being used for anything,
but for Adventure Time I had this idea for a short where Mr. Fox milks an enormous cow.
(1/2)
but for Adventure Time I had this idea for a short where Mr. Fox milks an enormous cow.
(1/2)
October 18, 2023 at 2:37 AM
wow wow wow fascinating wow check it out wow
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This never got close to being used for anything,
but for Adventure Time I had this idea for a short where Mr. Fox milks an enormous cow.
(1/2)
but for Adventure Time I had this idea for a short where Mr. Fox milks an enormous cow.
(1/2)
July 5, 2023 at 1:43 PM
This never got close to being used for anything,
but for Adventure Time I had this idea for a short where Mr. Fox milks an enormous cow.
(1/2)
but for Adventure Time I had this idea for a short where Mr. Fox milks an enormous cow.
(1/2)
dog name ideas: bark obama,
August 7, 2023 at 9:59 PM
dog name ideas: bark obama,