The Jolene
@thejolene.bsky.social
You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Published at 19, double doctorate from MIT at 22. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?
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The Jolene
@thejolene.bsky.social
· Oct 16
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
I'm voting for HER.
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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Monday, November 24, 2025.
Day 1770: "Defective."
Day 1770: "Defective."
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Monday, November 24, 2025.
Day 1770: "Defective."
Day 1770: "Defective."
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
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🔔 TAKEDOWN ALERT 🔔
AOC SLAMS TRUMP as “offensive, bizarre, erratic, volatile” and says his recent words and actions “indicate a mental state that we should all be questioning right now” 🫣
Take a look:
AOC SLAMS TRUMP as “offensive, bizarre, erratic, volatile” and says his recent words and actions “indicate a mental state that we should all be questioning right now” 🫣
Take a look:
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
🔔 TAKEDOWN ALERT 🔔
AOC SLAMS TRUMP as “offensive, bizarre, erratic, volatile” and says his recent words and actions “indicate a mental state that we should all be questioning right now” 🫣
Take a look:
AOC SLAMS TRUMP as “offensive, bizarre, erratic, volatile” and says his recent words and actions “indicate a mental state that we should all be questioning right now” 🫣
Take a look:
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BREAKING: Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) responds to Pentagon investigation: "I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies"
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
BREAKING: Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) responds to Pentagon investigation: "I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies"
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🇨🇦 Hamilton -At 83, Paul McCartney takes Hamilton crowd through longest list of greatest hits any artist ever had.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
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At 83, Paul McCartney takes Hamilton crowd through longest list of greatest hits any artist ever had | CBC News
In Hamilton Friday night, McCartney led a grateful, sold-out crowd on a magical history tour starting in Liverpool with the Beatles' first number one hit single, From Me To You. His show opened the ne...
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November 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
🇨🇦 Hamilton -At 83, Paul McCartney takes Hamilton crowd through longest list of greatest hits any artist ever had.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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All of this!
I’m still enjoying how MAGA Twitter will never live down that they’re all troll farms from Russia and Bangladesh. The whole MAGA ‘movement’ has been fake bullshit from top to bottom from the very beginning.
Musk Accidentally Proves Most MAGA Accounts On Twitter Live In Russia
Whoops!
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
All of this!
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⚠️NEW CLIP⚠️
KKKaroline Leavitt says Senator Mark Kelly wanted to “intimidate” troops by telling them to follow UNLAWFUL orders 🤔
This is so backwards:
KKKaroline Leavitt says Senator Mark Kelly wanted to “intimidate” troops by telling them to follow UNLAWFUL orders 🤔
This is so backwards:
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
⚠️NEW CLIP⚠️
KKKaroline Leavitt says Senator Mark Kelly wanted to “intimidate” troops by telling them to follow UNLAWFUL orders 🤔
This is so backwards:
KKKaroline Leavitt says Senator Mark Kelly wanted to “intimidate” troops by telling them to follow UNLAWFUL orders 🤔
This is so backwards:
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Today's edition is 1,608 words, a 8-minute read.
Day 1770
“Defective.”
whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Today's edition is 1,608 words, a 8-minute read.
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I feel like this story wasn't discussed enough today, so we jumped on it for our live coverage.
Republicans To Lose The House As More Explosive Resignations Are Planned
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I feel like this story wasn't discussed enough today, so we jumped on it for our live coverage.
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He’s not a genius. He’s a pattern. And patterns can be broken.👇
Everyone keeps asking how to confront the President’s attacks on democratic norms.
Here’s how the strongman playbook becomes the democracy defender’s shield.👇🔥
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
Here’s how the strongman playbook becomes the democracy defender’s shield.👇🔥
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He’s not a genius. He’s a pattern. And patterns can be broken.👇
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As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
Viola Fletcher, Oldest Survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
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🧠 The day, decoded.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
🧠 The day, decoded.
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The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay.
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay.
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
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A federal judge didn’t “steal” the Commander-in-Chief’s powers—she ruled that DoD exceeded the limits Congress set. That is the rule of law working as designed. What threatens the Republic isn’t judicial review, but officials who insist they’re above it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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"Court video showed ICE agents, who allegedly had a 12-pack of Modelo in their car...
"“This is great,” an officer said as they started following Martinez. “This is fun,” another replied.
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...
"“This is great,” an officer said as they started following Martinez. “This is fun,” another replied.
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"Court video showed ICE agents, who allegedly had a 12-pack of Modelo in their car...
"“This is great,” an officer said as they started following Martinez. “This is fun,” another replied.
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...
"“This is great,” an officer said as they started following Martinez. “This is fun,” another replied.
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...
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RECAP:
- Trump loses Epstein files vote
- MTG resigns
- Sources say more Republicans to resign soon
- Republicans to lose House because of MAGA civil war
- Donald’s revenge cases thrown out of court
- Trump loses Epstein files vote
- MTG resigns
- Sources say more Republicans to resign soon
- Republicans to lose House because of MAGA civil war
- Donald’s revenge cases thrown out of court
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
RECAP:
- Trump loses Epstein files vote
- MTG resigns
- Sources say more Republicans to resign soon
- Republicans to lose House because of MAGA civil war
- Donald’s revenge cases thrown out of court
- Trump loses Epstein files vote
- MTG resigns
- Sources say more Republicans to resign soon
- Republicans to lose House because of MAGA civil war
- Donald’s revenge cases thrown out of court
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DOGE is not really gone, it’s just been made standard operating procedure now. Please stop celebrating DOGE ‘ending’ as a ‘win.’ It’s not. Their cuts have already killed 600,000 people. Elon stole all your data. Don’t fall for the clickbait.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
DOGE is not really gone, it’s just been made standard operating procedure now. Please stop celebrating DOGE ‘ending’ as a ‘win.’ It’s not. Their cuts have already killed 600,000 people. Elon stole all your data. Don’t fall for the clickbait.
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Trump to announce an alleged extension of ACA tax credits for two years, proving definitively that the entire shutdown was only about preventing release of the Epstein files.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trump to announce an alleged extension of ACA tax credits for two years, proving definitively that the entire shutdown was only about preventing release of the Epstein files.
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Thou shalt not shame people for not being dressed up and super nice on commercial flights when you use tax dollars to buy private jets for yourselves.
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thou shalt not shame people for not being dressed up and super nice on commercial flights when you use tax dollars to buy private jets for yourselves.
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Trump Administration bizarrely demands the University of Pennsylvania hand over "names, phone numbers and physical addresses" for anyone who "belongs to Jewish clubs or groups on campus, and anyone who works in the university’s Jewish studies program"...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
Federal Suit Seeking Names of Some Jewish Employees at Penn Sparks Backlash
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Trump Administration bizarrely demands the University of Pennsylvania hand over "names, phone numbers and physical addresses" for anyone who "belongs to Jewish clubs or groups on campus, and anyone who works in the university’s Jewish studies program"...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...