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Elizabeth
@thejawnoftime.bsky.social
old man yells at cloud

📍philly ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Feels like I just ran a marathon in the kitchen, but choose your fighter:

- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Merry Sixmas or something
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I never leave Nan Zhou any less than Thanksgiving-level full, and I’m grateful to them for that

Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My partner knew I was going out with my best friend for happy hour and brought a hot dog home from Costco for when I came back — ladies, never settle
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Heaven Hill is not a terrible bourbon
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t drink St*rbucks, but let me tell yous, this salted maple stuff from Trader Joe’s absolutely rips
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Elphaba at the very end of Wicked Part 1
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ideal night (dollar dogs all night)
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My playlists would give the weak whiplash
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
In all its beautiful forms, preferably
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They should give me a Philly Michelin star for these cooper sharp cheesesteaks with hot pepper relish I cooked in K lot
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Who bought this? I just want to talk
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Pervert
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
After party at Chilis obviously
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It can 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 done 👏🏻
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
✨ girl dinner ✨
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
They said it couldn’t be done, that a woman couldn’t pack for a cocktail attire wedding in just a personal item-sized bag

Well, I’m here despite the haters, despite the naysayers

This is one giant 🖕🏻 in the face of carry on bag fees

I hope that I’ve inspired someone today 🙏🏻
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM