Elizabeth
@thejawnoftime.bsky.social
old man yells at cloud
📍philly ❤️
📍philly ❤️
Feels like I just ran a marathon in the kitchen, but choose your fighter:
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Feels like I just ran a marathon in the kitchen, but choose your fighter:
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
Merry Sixmas or something
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Merry Sixmas or something
I never leave Nan Zhou any less than Thanksgiving-level full, and I’m grateful to them for that
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I never leave Nan Zhou any less than Thanksgiving-level full, and I’m grateful to them for that
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
My partner knew I was going out with my best friend for happy hour and brought a hot dog home from Costco for when I came back — ladies, never settle
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My partner knew I was going out with my best friend for happy hour and brought a hot dog home from Costco for when I came back — ladies, never settle
Heaven Hill is not a terrible bourbon
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Heaven Hill is not a terrible bourbon
I don’t drink St*rbucks, but let me tell yous, this salted maple stuff from Trader Joe’s absolutely rips
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don’t drink St*rbucks, but let me tell yous, this salted maple stuff from Trader Joe’s absolutely rips
Elphaba at the very end of Wicked Part 1
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Elphaba at the very end of Wicked Part 1
Ideal night (dollar dogs all night)
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ideal night (dollar dogs all night)
My playlists would give the weak whiplash
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My playlists would give the weak whiplash
In all its beautiful forms, preferably
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In all its beautiful forms, preferably
They should give me a Philly Michelin star for these cooper sharp cheesesteaks with hot pepper relish I cooked in K lot
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They should give me a Philly Michelin star for these cooper sharp cheesesteaks with hot pepper relish I cooked in K lot
Who bought this? I just want to talk
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Who bought this? I just want to talk
After party at Chilis obviously
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
After party at Chilis obviously
It can 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 done 👏🏻
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It can 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 done 👏🏻
They said it couldn’t be done, that a woman couldn’t pack for a cocktail attire wedding in just a personal item-sized bag
Well, I’m here despite the haters, despite the naysayers
This is one giant 🖕🏻 in the face of carry on bag fees
I hope that I’ve inspired someone today 🙏🏻
Well, I’m here despite the haters, despite the naysayers
This is one giant 🖕🏻 in the face of carry on bag fees
I hope that I’ve inspired someone today 🙏🏻
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They said it couldn’t be done, that a woman couldn’t pack for a cocktail attire wedding in just a personal item-sized bag
Well, I’m here despite the haters, despite the naysayers
This is one giant 🖕🏻 in the face of carry on bag fees
I hope that I’ve inspired someone today 🙏🏻
Well, I’m here despite the haters, despite the naysayers
This is one giant 🖕🏻 in the face of carry on bag fees
I hope that I’ve inspired someone today 🙏🏻