Elizabeth
@thejawnoftime.bsky.social
old man yells at cloud
📍philly ❤️
📍philly ❤️
“Are you going out for Thanksgiving Eve?”
Brother, I have bed Advil, office Advil, and purse Advil, no
Brother, I have bed Advil, office Advil, and purse Advil, no
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“Are you going out for Thanksgiving Eve?”
Brother, I have bed Advil, office Advil, and purse Advil, no
Brother, I have bed Advil, office Advil, and purse Advil, no
Feels like I just ran a marathon in the kitchen, but choose your fighter:
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Feels like I just ran a marathon in the kitchen, but choose your fighter:
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
- key lime pie
- peanut butter pie
- skillet apple cake with salted caramel frosting
I have never been more locked in on pie and appetizer making
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I have never been more locked in on pie and appetizer making
I do feel like Instacart shoppers should get some sort of hazard pay today or something
another year as a male instacart shopper on the day before thanksgiving. I’m substituting celery for leeks on your order. I’m telling you they’re out of canned cranberry sauce. I have never heard of lettuce.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I do feel like Instacart shoppers should get some sort of hazard pay today or something
Reposted by Elizabeth
There’s always a lot to think about when this recirculates, but I always come back to being shocked that Andy Reid knows what fontina and gruyere cheese is
If you need another Thanksgiving side, can I interest you in Andy Reid's Mac and cheese.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
There’s always a lot to think about when this recirculates, but I always come back to being shocked that Andy Reid knows what fontina and gruyere cheese is
Picked a good night not to watch the Philadelphia basketball team, I see
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Picked a good night not to watch the Philadelphia basketball team, I see
I followed all those steps to remove permissions for Google to use my emails to train AI, and now they won’t sort my email into priority/social/promotions, so I get notifications for every email
I think they’re trying to inconvenience me into caving on their AI training, & I *really* resent that
I think they’re trying to inconvenience me into caving on their AI training, & I *really* resent that
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I followed all those steps to remove permissions for Google to use my emails to train AI, and now they won’t sort my email into priority/social/promotions, so I get notifications for every email
I think they’re trying to inconvenience me into caving on their AI training, & I *really* resent that
I think they’re trying to inconvenience me into caving on their AI training, & I *really* resent that
Had the Primo Pilgrim hoagie for lunch as a Thanksgiving pregame, great sandwich
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Had the Primo Pilgrim hoagie for lunch as a Thanksgiving pregame, great sandwich
Wearing a cocktail dress as I beg the Spirit flight attendant for a cup of water before I pass out >>>
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Wearing a cocktail dress as I beg the Spirit flight attendant for a cup of water before I pass out >>>
Always that guy on the weight floor grunting loud enough for half of the gym to hear; buddy, I’m here on day 1 of my uterus trying to rip itself in half, I promise you you’re not going through it that bad
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Always that guy on the weight floor grunting loud enough for half of the gym to hear; buddy, I’m here on day 1 of my uterus trying to rip itself in half, I promise you you’re not going through it that bad
Did someone say karaoke
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Did someone say karaoke
Hope you all are carb-loading for the discourse this week, you’re gonna need it
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hope you all are carb-loading for the discourse this week, you’re gonna need it
Just once in my life, I would like to operate a t-shirt cannon while under the influence
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just once in my life, I would like to operate a t-shirt cannon while under the influence
They got Teflon on our net or something?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They got Teflon on our net or something?
Merry Sixmas or something
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Merry Sixmas or something
Watching some live Sixers basketball and directing some mildly threatening hand gestures towards Franklin
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Watching some live Sixers basketball and directing some mildly threatening hand gestures towards Franklin
Beyoncé announcing her next album is going to be Cars 4
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Beyoncé announcing her next album is going to be Cars 4
I never leave Nan Zhou any less than Thanksgiving-level full, and I’m grateful to them for that
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I never leave Nan Zhou any less than Thanksgiving-level full, and I’m grateful to them for that
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
There’s a man at the gym doing a full ass out towards the crowd happy baby pose stretch, and I don’t know if I’m more impressed or horrified by it
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
There’s a man at the gym doing a full ass out towards the crowd happy baby pose stretch, and I don’t know if I’m more impressed or horrified by it
Reposted by Elizabeth
Trump: I shaved my whole body just in case
Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trump: I shaved my whole body just in case
Trump: I shaved my whole body just in case
Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trump: I shaved my whole body just in case
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"