He famously dislikes mustaches

Texans continuously complain about people moving here from out of state and changing the political climate but never question why so many has-beens and d-listers feel like moving here from across the country to run for office as republican.

Humanely assisted their suicide.

lol yeah, my cousin had a mix tape with that and a bunch of NWA. It was the first rap music I’d ever heard.

This is Doc Cochran erasure and I won’t stand for it.

I hope this is how they’re low-key telling everyone the neighborhood is fixing to be Mexican-friendly.

Cereal is the back up for takeout, this is the way!

Ah, the days of cereal. I’ve done this a few times.

In DROVES

Thanks!

One of the handsomest men in the world

trying, because I got rosacea from my Dad’s side and I need all the help I can get

Unfortunately the 13MWZs can take a beating like a champ and can develop some great patina and fades. I just can’t wear them because they were the default jeans we all wore growing up, the ur dad jeans.

EXACTLY