It would be funny if Hollywood leaned into my “musician biopics are just the MCU for boomers” take and actually did it. They all lead up to a dogshit movie about We Are The World. McConaughey gets stunt cast as Willie Nelson. Jeremy Allen White comes back as Springsteen. Chalamet as Dylan, all of it
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It would be funny if Hollywood leaned into my “musician biopics are just the MCU for boomers” take and actually did it. They all lead up to a dogshit movie about We Are The World. McConaughey gets stunt cast as Willie Nelson. Jeremy Allen White comes back as Springsteen. Chalamet as Dylan, all of it
Why are Canadian right wing weirdos obsessed with an ostrich farm?
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Why are Canadian right wing weirdos obsessed with an ostrich farm?
I’ve been watching some older movies to try and rehabilitate my attention span a bit, Night of the Hunter is a tremendous picture.
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I’ve been watching some older movies to try and rehabilitate my attention span a bit, Night of the Hunter is a tremendous picture.
Zohran is a pretty affable guy, Trump is easily charmed by anyone who acts like he’s important and he’s surrounded by dead-eyed fascist creeps like Miller and Vance all day. Not a lot more to it than that, on an interpersonal level, I think.
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Zohran is a pretty affable guy, Trump is easily charmed by anyone who acts like he’s important and he’s surrounded by dead-eyed fascist creeps like Miller and Vance all day. Not a lot more to it than that, on an interpersonal level, I think.
Tomorrow is looking to be actually crisp out, we’re going to the goth coffeehouse and then Daiso just because.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tomorrow is looking to be actually crisp out, we’re going to the goth coffeehouse and then Daiso just because.
Evangelicals strive for this but will never reach it because they, at best, distrust pleasure.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Evangelicals strive for this but will never reach it because they, at best, distrust pleasure.
I’m not a big watch guy at all but it might be cool to get some cold war era milsurp watches or something similar.
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m not a big watch guy at all but it might be cool to get some cold war era milsurp watches or something similar.
If there is a hell Andrew Wakefield and his proselytizers like RFK Jr are bound for it.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If there is a hell Andrew Wakefield and his proselytizers like RFK Jr are bound for it.
Dreaming again about my restaurant that only sells hot dogs in the various styles of Latin America and the Caribbean.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Dreaming again about my restaurant that only sells hot dogs in the various styles of Latin America and the Caribbean.
Yellowstone has a wiki and the entries read like they were written by a pack of dim 8th graders. Articles are a mess, the formatting is different in each one. This is what happens when there are no autistic they/thems in your fanbase. Those folks are like the monks who saved books in the dark ages.
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Yellowstone has a wiki and the entries read like they were written by a pack of dim 8th graders. Articles are a mess, the formatting is different in each one. This is what happens when there are no autistic they/thems in your fanbase. Those folks are like the monks who saved books in the dark ages.
I have this cologne, the first I’ve ever liked and actually worn, that smells like so many good memories of desert campfires.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I have this cologne, the first I’ve ever liked and actually worn, that smells like so many good memories of desert campfires.
One of my most hated tropes is when a protagonist falls into a body of water, blacks out and wakes up miraculously closer to their objective. (Moana gets a pass because the ocean did this to help her)
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
One of my most hated tropes is when a protagonist falls into a body of water, blacks out and wakes up miraculously closer to their objective. (Moana gets a pass because the ocean did this to help her)
The ricer is 100% better for mashed potatoes than a food mill.
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The ricer is 100% better for mashed potatoes than a food mill.
Oh no, I chopped a jalapeño and rubbed my eyelid. Such a rookie mistake.
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oh no, I chopped a jalapeño and rubbed my eyelid. Such a rookie mistake.
I’m kinda glad tongue hasn’t caught on like ox-tail and beef cheeks. With even mediocre prep it has a lot of the same texture and flavor as brisket.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’m kinda glad tongue hasn’t caught on like ox-tail and beef cheeks. With even mediocre prep it has a lot of the same texture and flavor as brisket.
There should be a Mexico-Italy exchange program to share offal-cooking techniques. They’re some of the best in the game at it, we’d all win.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There should be a Mexico-Italy exchange program to share offal-cooking techniques. They’re some of the best in the game at it, we’d all win.
My extremely straight-laced cousin, a retired state trooper who closes out cold cases as a consultant part time, has discovered he really likes going to Wasteland with his theater degree-having son to show off the post-apocalyptic vehicles they make together.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My extremely straight-laced cousin, a retired state trooper who closes out cold cases as a consultant part time, has discovered he really likes going to Wasteland with his theater degree-having son to show off the post-apocalyptic vehicles they make together.
Somehow I made it through all of junior high and high school in the southwest without ever reading Bless Me, Ultima in class.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Somehow I made it through all of junior high and high school in the southwest without ever reading Bless Me, Ultima in class.
Yeah, you know what, it’s really sticking with me. Fuck the Running Man, it pulled all its punches.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Yeah, you know what, it’s really sticking with me. Fuck the Running Man, it pulled all its punches.
This was my first Man or Astroman album, I think the only one I still own. It’s a lot of fun.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This was my first Man or Astroman album, I think the only one I still own. It’s a lot of fun.
A friend of mine used to joke about how in the Hunger Games the rest of the world is fine, the US is just a fucked up hermit kingdom. People in Mexico are still going about their day, working, raising families, drinking Coca-Cola, barely paying attention to “los hungry games” to the north.
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A friend of mine used to joke about how in the Hunger Games the rest of the world is fine, the US is just a fucked up hermit kingdom. People in Mexico are still going about their day, working, raising families, drinking Coca-Cola, barely paying attention to “los hungry games” to the north.
The Running Man is a fun action movie but we live in times beyond parody. Reaganism pushed to the point of absurdity is just real life now. There’s a in-universe version of the Kardashians that is indistinguishable from the real thing.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Running Man is a fun action movie but we live in times beyond parody. Reaganism pushed to the point of absurdity is just real life now. There’s a in-universe version of the Kardashians that is indistinguishable from the real thing.
I want to go on Shark Tank and pitch a lower stakes version of Jurassic Park with animals like dodos and aurochs.
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I want to go on Shark Tank and pitch a lower stakes version of Jurassic Park with animals like dodos and aurochs.
This neckbearded Confederate weirdo was the first Mayor of El Paso. His wife was an indigenous woman from the Tigua Pueblo, oddly enough.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This neckbearded Confederate weirdo was the first Mayor of El Paso. His wife was an indigenous woman from the Tigua Pueblo, oddly enough.
Just had a very amusing mental image of smart car technicals routing cybertrucks in an urban setting.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just had a very amusing mental image of smart car technicals routing cybertrucks in an urban setting.