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Ice Nine
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Sarcasm is the second highest form of wit

May occasionally self-combust
One thing though, school often tried to beat it out of you via making the class sing counyless renditions of When I'm Sixty-four and Obla bloody-Di

The latter especially
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I prefer sci fi - Turkenator
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Stovetop espresso (I think you call moka pot) is essential for work

Beats the dubious weak shit that comes out of the shiny touch-screen device every time

And 20+ years of use has not broken down once
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
But once I found a use for one of them

Probably 2017 or something
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I saw the article and did a quick skim of the NZ "providers", yep anti-vaccine is in the mix of course
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This answer from three minutes ago?
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
His mind is anything but plastic, and I'm sure that would flummox his wee worldview and lexicon
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
*larve parcel of finest catnip arrives*
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I find the absence of flights fascinating too - including weather related, where if there's one flight only you can almost guarantee it'll be a NOAA plane
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I can place bets on a couple of the most stabby-inducing xmas treats you had to endure
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
That's a relief - thought for a second cat may have had to visit the vet, but no bandages or anything
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I somehow managed to tune it out

Guess those nine years of shift work at the airport finally paid off
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I was trying to remember who got gotted - read the books over 20 years ago though
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Might save a bit on smoke alarms
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Interesting the old Hercules here didn't necessarily block. They were doing a low flyover for a funeral of a high ranking pilot. While waiting for the right time they were over Te Waihora and proceeded to draw a dick pic - then were probably like oopsi and flew over it a few times

Gold
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Fucking grifters, I see we have a few here too and with the usual loaded language describing the established medical world

Likely wouldn't have wife or kids if we'd gone down this path for first
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Guessing the right, due to greater battery range (9v, not just NiMH)

But the left one is more styling
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ooh yes, that was also covered in the Dan Simmons Hyperion series

Strung across a fast flowing river 😬
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM