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Ice Nine
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Sarcasm is the second highest form of wit

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This answer from three minutes ago?
Screen capture showing those cunts at The Department of Homeland Security are based in the US
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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If man is five
Then the Devil is six
And if the Devil is six
Then God is seven!
A photo of Pope Leo, apparently crooning
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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@paullecomtephoto.nz - I am yet to hear excited sweary squeals ftom your direction

Please explain
Aurora Australis alert It is at 9/9 Or 11 if using a Spinal Tap scale
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Time for a timeline change - here be tired Mothra

WITHS HAIRY EYEBALLS

#Photography #MacroPhotography
A butterfly resting on concrete It be black and white and rusty orange coloured wings, antennae, an hairy eyebaz It's wings getting tattered
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
Cover for St Johnny album "speed is dreaming" A blurry cat appears to be falling from the sky
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Also I need to fix my turntable, but it needs a new belt and capacitor, so in the interim I got this, the most '80s turntable ever

I mean, linear tracking!

Doesn't play 7" or 12" records, instead it plays 17cm and 30cm records

Alas, I need a power cable
A turntable from the '80s. It is silver, has lots of plastic and has big silver buttons '80s AF
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Georges Méliès has a solution
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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I just consulted the rather dapper J T Salmon's work and was about to say something similar

So instead, here is why I state he's rather dapper, from the blurb
A black and white portrait of J T Salmon, who is radiating cheer He's wearing some sort of boldly striped suit, but being in black and white, it merely looks stripey, each stripe probably 3cm wide and the black stripe has some pattern He has a bowtie, which is usually unforgivable but as it is clearly paisley and matched with his suit, kudos to him Underneath is the first part of his biography THE AUTHOR Professor J. T. Salmon DSc, MSc (Hons), FRSNZ, FRES, FPRS, was educated at Welling College and at Victoria University of Wellington, where he is now Emeritus Professor of Zoology. He has travelled extensively overseas, was a Nuffield Travelling Fellow in Natural Sciences in 1950-51, and in 1958 held a Carnegie Foundation Travelling Fellowship.
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I was watching Happy Valley and couldn't put my finger on who Tommy Lee Royce reminded me of

Then in such an #NZPol way, Sam hit me
On the left is the psychopathic character Tommy Lee Royce On the right is the NZ MP Sam "Bed Legs" Uffindel They look quite similar
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.
Beany and Cecil and some other cjaracter I cannot remember what his name is Beany is a blonde boy with a cap which has a propeller on top Cecil is some sort of green sea monster I hated it
October 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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One for you @paullecomtephoto.nz - don't want to waste any of the 40MP eh 😆
The Telegram Office in Lyttelton, a small building with a fence to the left It is rendered in CGA format - four magnificent colours, cyan, magenta, black, and white And it is 320 x 200 pixels sized
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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LOL, found a receipt from '96 in a book

$2.63 for semi-soft butter
$5.65 for a twenty pack of Pall Mall
And so on
A supermarket receipt Dairy products are cheap af
October 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Let's have pics for a cheer up.

Sorry, no floofy cats but I do jave the Lyttelton Telegraph Office, for all your telegram needs

#Nikon #Photography
October 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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bluefacts.app
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equally rated game

Now that was a CYOA!
Blue.facts rating of 7.0 for little I Screen capture of the game that scored 7.0 - The Warlock of Firetop Mountain Nothing on Jackson and Livingstone's '80s masterpiece
September 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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What's your sign?
A Chicken Found poster between election signs of two odious right wing political hopefuls
September 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Got it!

Partial solar eclipse in Ōtautahi, New Zealand
An orange crescent on a black background - the moon is eclipsing the sun, 22 September 2025 @0801
September 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I just saw this. You'll never guess where I am - couldn't be nicer, gold! 😆
A map of the solar eclipse coverage across Aotearoa Ōtautahi will expect to see 69% coverage, nice
September 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Back on track 100%
Still from a B+W silent era movie, with a woman tied to railway tracks
September 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Had a lovely chat with this big boi this morning. Of interest, this individual has been tagged and so a bit of human contact - probably why I could get close and photo with an old non-tele and manual lens

The other day I saw him talking to a tennis ball

#BlueskyBird #Photography
A black and white Australian magpie This big boi has a mean arse beak, but was quite friends
September 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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'Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech'
September 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Take a picture of an object within arm's reach of you
An old Pentax film camera on a duvet next to me
September 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Come on, we know he likes putting in the legwork
Sam 'Dipshit' Uffindel, the smarmy looking man, sits next to the sea by a marina He's come off a hard night of putting the legwork in as can be seen by the bedleg he's holding, expertly photoedited into the image He's about to head off to the pub to get lagered before going to his flat to terrorise his female flatmate Afterwards he'll pin a g-string to the wall as a mark of his conquest He need not worry, because his boss has no spine to bring him be accountable and Tauranga will vote him back anyway
September 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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FLOPPIES!
A camera zooms out to show a man in a beige suit inserting a 5.25" floppy into a beige computer before he gives the thumbs up
September 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Dafuk I will
A Recommended stations to listen to online Include Nrwstalk, Rhema, The Breeze, and The Crapform. I mean Platform A good mix of easy listening, racist rants, and religious indoctrination. Where could I go wrong?
September 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM