Justin Myers
@theguyliner.bsky.social
Author, journalist, and Guardian Blind Date superfan. A body like Arnold with a Denzel face. (he/him)
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Henry and Sarah
2025: where every day is like Sunday. A Sunday in Hell, while old episodes of RI:SE play in the background. Today we are going for a v quick spin round the latest GBD, between Henry, a 28-year-old …
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In the latest Guardian Blind Date: marathons; abattoirs; and harsh lessons from the University of Chopsticks.
Read my review:
Read my review:
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Just read The Glorious Dead by @theguyliner.bsky.social. What a fantastic book and such a great twisty unsettling plot.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just read The Glorious Dead by @theguyliner.bsky.social. What a fantastic book and such a great twisty unsettling plot.
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Happy 9th anniversary to the most insane email I’ve ever received
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Happy 9th anniversary to the most insane email I’ve ever received
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In the latest Guardian Blind Date: marathons; abattoirs; and harsh lessons from the University of Chopsticks.
Read my review:
Read my review:
Henry and Sarah
2025: where every day is like Sunday. A Sunday in Hell, while old episodes of RI:SE play in the background. Today we are going for a v quick spin round the latest GBD, between Henry, a 28-year-old …
theguyliner.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: marathons; abattoirs; and harsh lessons from the University of Chopsticks.
Read my review:
Read my review:
I would deep-throat Blackpool Tower for Karen Hauer.
(Also, Tess looks STUNNING.)
(Also, Tess looks STUNNING.)
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I would deep-throat Blackpool Tower for Karen Hauer.
(Also, Tess looks STUNNING.)
(Also, Tess looks STUNNING.)
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: marathons; abattoirs; and harsh lessons from the University of Chopsticks.
Read my review:
Read my review:
Henry and Sarah
2025: where every day is like Sunday. A Sunday in Hell, while old episodes of RI:SE play in the background. Today we are going for a v quick spin round the latest GBD, between Henry, a 28-year-old …
theguyliner.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: marathons; abattoirs; and harsh lessons from the University of Chopsticks.
Read my review:
Read my review:
There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com
New reason to live unlocked: my local pizza place Mamma Dough is putting sprouts on a pizza for Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
New reason to live unlocked: my local pizza place Mamma Dough is putting sprouts on a pizza for Christmas.
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I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
I have to say that the best thing about being an adult, so far, is being able to have a can of Coke whenever I want. Everything else is awful.
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I have to say that the best thing about being an adult, so far, is being able to have a can of Coke whenever I want. Everything else is awful.
You should never date someone whose profile picture is a screenshot of their appearance on a rolling news channel.
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You should never date someone whose profile picture is a screenshot of their appearance on a rolling news channel.
I would spread caustic soda on my morning toast if Karen Hauer asked me to. (Even though she’s been voted out.)
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I would spread caustic soda on my morning toast if Karen Hauer asked me to. (Even though she’s been voted out.)
I’m greatly enjoying being DMed on Instagram by wide boys with ‘old money’ haircuts telling me my engagement is shit and I’ve probably been shadowbanned, and the only thing that can save me is the two-minute video they want to send me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’m greatly enjoying being DMed on Instagram by wide boys with ‘old money’ haircuts telling me my engagement is shit and I’ve probably been shadowbanned, and the only thing that can save me is the two-minute video they want to send me.
In the last two days I have been to a big Sainsbury’s, a big Asda and a big M&S. HEAVEN.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In the last two days I have been to a big Sainsbury’s, a big Asda and a big M&S. HEAVEN.
It’s TEN years since Pizza Express did that Brussels sprout pizza for Christmas and I think about it all the time.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It’s TEN years since Pizza Express did that Brussels sprout pizza for Christmas and I think about it all the time.
I didn’t realise so many people hated Wuthering Heights! One of my faves. Have read many times – the edition I had was a Wordsworth’s Classics cheap paperback from a jumble sale that was annotated by someone studying it for English Lit. Let’s just say they struggled to grasp its prominent themes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I didn’t realise so many people hated Wuthering Heights! One of my faves. Have read many times – the edition I had was a Wordsworth’s Classics cheap paperback from a jumble sale that was annotated by someone studying it for English Lit. Let’s just say they struggled to grasp its prominent themes.
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when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
I would eat batteries if Karen Hauer asked me to.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I would eat batteries if Karen Hauer asked me to.
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In the latest Guardian Blind Date: they go out on a Saturday night, and you know what that means. Plus lots of Jonathan Bailey gifs in my review.
Will and Fred
We’re back! Let’s not make a big thing of it. This week drinking from the poisoned chalice of dating doom that is the Guardian Blind date are: Will, 33, a government officer (left, sans…
theguyliner.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: they go out on a Saturday night, and you know what that means. Plus lots of Jonathan Bailey gifs in my review.
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: they go out on a Saturday night, and you know what that means. Plus lots of Jonathan Bailey gifs in my review.
Will and Fred
We’re back! Let’s not make a big thing of it. This week drinking from the poisoned chalice of dating doom that is the Guardian Blind date are: Will, 33, a government officer (left, sans…
theguyliner.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: they go out on a Saturday night, and you know what that means. Plus lots of Jonathan Bailey gifs in my review.
There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com
a man wearing a white shirt that says drink your mind on it
Alt: Jonathan Bailey wearing a white shirt that says drink your milk on it and wiping his mouth
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November 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com
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I was always on Basil's side (context: I consider King Lear to be the most sympathetic character in Shakespeare). Nevertheless, loved this from @theguyliner.bsky.social.
The truth about Sybil
Basil didn't deserve her.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I was always on Basil's side (context: I consider King Lear to be the most sympathetic character in Shakespeare). Nevertheless, loved this from @theguyliner.bsky.social.
JAIL for the John Lewis advert
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
JAIL for the John Lewis advert