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Greg Jensen
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Little Caesars aficionado. I talk about advertising, technology, the #mntwins, Minnesota Vikings, Microsoft and solving the climate crisis.
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"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man."

-Thomas Paine
Scheme can only do so much for you. If you can't tackle, which the Vikings can't, it's going to be tough sledding.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bump again.
Is there such a thing as a tackling coach? If so, the Vikings need to hire one this offseason. #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Zygi Wilf to Special Teams Coordinator Matt Daniels tonight. #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How many times does Price need to cost the Vikings a possession before he's benched? #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The older I get, the more tired I become of the uncurious.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Rubes: The Vikings are missing Sam Darnold this year.

Realists: Sam Darnold couldn't fix this sorry defense.

#Skol
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Bump.
Is there such a thing as a tackling coach? If so, the Vikings need to hire one this offseason. #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Does a head count for down by contact? Legitimate question. #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I understand the "McCarthy hasn't had a lot of time with [insert name here]" talking point, but some of this stuff is foundational. #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I had a popular account with a valuable audience and my Twitter payout was $80 a month-ish, to the point where I disabled monetization instead of uploading my ID. Payouts are only material if you live in a developing country, so “guy in Nigeria posting right-wing Amerislop” has taken over the site.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Is there such a thing as a tackling coach? If so, the Vikings need to hire one this offseason. #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
That ball was extremely uncatchable, but OK. #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Point 10 is the same thing Trump got impeached for the first time. It’s extortion.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"To save the world requires faith and courage: faith in reason, and courage to proclaim what reason shows to be true."

-Bertrand Russell
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Vikings will be better off in the long run by losing games like that, I promise. #Skol
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
😂 What is JJ McCarthy doing? #Skol
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Don't let the Vikings ruin your weekend. Just turn the game off. #Skol
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
JJ McCarthy hasn't looked this bad since the last time he played the Bears. #Skol
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just in case. #Skol
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Here comes the inevitable soft defense to give up a field goal before the half. #Skol
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Vikings defense may never finish a sack ever again. #Skol
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The Bears are such a mid team, which makes this performance all the more distressing. #Skol
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Be cool if the Vikings players could tackle and catch consistently. #Skol
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Importantly, Joe Mauer remains the last catcher in the AL to be named MVP (2009) 👑 #mntwins
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM