Josh the Squash
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Josh the Squash
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Orlando-based. Utter nonsense.
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Used to lap this ride and watch all three endings
Horizons show building and entrance at Epcot Center
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Going around the resorts with family to see the decorations. Disney is always top tier at their lodges
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ended up finishing the day at the Spice Road Table. Delicious calamari and lamb small plates
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
EPCOT FotH with gluten allergy: some options over at Refreshment Port. A shrimp stew (3/5) that was good, but not for me. Raspberry Dole Whip is also on the menu. A great flavor, not quite as good as mango. I might try it swirled with pineapple
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
EPCOT FotH with gluten allergy: sweets! Chocolate espresso cookie, chocolate mousse, cranberry cookie (all 4/5), and the roasted nuts (5/5). The nuts are always great. We usually get cashews and pecans. The mousse and cookies were better than reported by first-day vloggers.
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
EPCOT FotH with gluten allergy: Salmon at Yukon was good with a nice butternut squash puree (4/5). I got the seasonal poutine modified to no gravy and onions. The Turkey was the worst part, but picking around it the sweet potato fries with cranberry and cheese were great! (3/5 for the turkey)
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
At EPCOT for the Festival of the Holidays. I'll be reviewing some of the food I can eat. UK pavilion decorations are some of my favorites
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.

Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
At DHS for some vibes. The morning light in the mist in the Tower line is stunning
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Went to see the first gingerbread of the Disney World season at the contemporary. Also saw the new lobby at the Grand. I like the rugs and most of the furniture, but the check in area and the bar do not mesh very well at all. I especially don't like the fake backlit stained glass
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Decorations at the Polynesian. The main Ceremonial House is more "Island" themed and the Tower is more "ocean" themed
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Night ride on Everest. Not available a good chunk of the year because the park closes so early. I waited for the front row, and the darkness added to the thrill. What an amazing ride 10/10
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Holidays at Animal Kingdom. Low key the best dressed for the season
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I noticed that too. Sequelitis means nothing real happens and favorite characters don't stay gone. I'm so disconnected from Toy Story at this point, I'm not going to see TS 5 in theaters either way
Me after the trailer:
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It is much better for the theme than the other wood midcentury-ish furniture. However, I still think it could have more painted wood than the dark wood aesthetic. Still, the stained glass look is gorgeous. Want to see it in person
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Accurate. Just had my 38th birthday a week ago
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Love it when Disney puts effort into the details. A lovely Christmas display in the box office on Sunset Blvd
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hollywood Studios is always great for Christmas decorations. Love the vintage vibes
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Checking out decorations at Magic Kingdom. Gray clouds give the feeling of winter
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Congrats to the new Mayor of NYC. Let's bring some hope back to people's lives
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Boar, sweet potato soup, filet, and coconut panna cotta at Jiko. A fantastic birthday dinner with my partner
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Birthday dinner at the Animal Kingdom Lodge
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Birthday park day. Hopping on Tron because the wait is low
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hopping over to EPCOT. Busy day due to a race, but I had to ride the newly opened GOAT, Spaceship Earth. Smoother, brighter, and with more fluid audio animatronics. Otherwise, it's unchanged from the version that first opened 18 years ago. Also tried the basque cheesecake in Spain. 3/5
October 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Morning at Animal Kingdom. Saw the big baby Bakso and a terrified Mickey by Everest
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM