Josh the Squash
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Josh the Squash
@thegoodschmitt.bsky.social
Orlando-based. Utter nonsense.
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At EPCOT for the Festival of the Holidays. I'll be reviewing some of the food I can eat. UK pavilion decorations are some of my favorites
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
At DHS for some vibes. The morning light in the mist in the Tower line is stunning
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Went to see the first gingerbread of the Disney World season at the contemporary. Also saw the new lobby at the Grand. I like the rugs and most of the furniture, but the check in area and the bar do not mesh very well at all. I especially don't like the fake backlit stained glass
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Decorations at the Polynesian. The main Ceremonial House is more "Island" themed and the Tower is more "ocean" themed
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Night ride on Everest. Not available a good chunk of the year because the park closes so early. I waited for the front row, and the darkness added to the thrill. What an amazing ride 10/10
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Holidays at Animal Kingdom. Low key the best dressed for the season
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Love it when Disney puts effort into the details. A lovely Christmas display in the box office on Sunset Blvd
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hollywood Studios is always great for Christmas decorations. Love the vintage vibes
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Checking out decorations at Magic Kingdom. Gray clouds give the feeling of winter
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Congrats to the new Mayor of NYC. Let's bring some hope back to people's lives
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Boar, sweet potato soup, filet, and coconut panna cotta at Jiko. A fantastic birthday dinner with my partner
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Birthday dinner at the Animal Kingdom Lodge
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Birthday park day. Hopping on Tron because the wait is low
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hopping over to EPCOT. Busy day due to a race, but I had to ride the newly opened GOAT, Spaceship Earth. Smoother, brighter, and with more fluid audio animatronics. Otherwise, it's unchanged from the version that first opened 18 years ago. Also tried the basque cheesecake in Spain. 3/5
October 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Morning at Animal Kingdom. Saw the big baby Bakso and a terrified Mickey by Everest
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Easy Luck before Disney. Pumpkin cortado and fall vibes 🍂
October 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Trying some more food I can have at Food and Wine. The filet at Canada is good 4/5. Problem is that there is a lot of beef dishes this year so it doesn't stand out. The unnecessarily spicy wings are solid 4/5. The spice builds so pace yourself if you are nervous
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Soft open for Spaceship Earth today
October 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Getting Food and Wine items that are gluten free, but I haven't tried yet. The shrimp and lamb from Australia. Both are returning from last year but they stand out this festival with all the beef dishes. 4/5 for the shrimp, spices are a bit dry. 5/5 for the lamb, tender with a good pesto
October 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The gravitational pull of this giant ball is irresistible. At EPCOT once again
October 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Tried the Tron: Ares overlay. It's fun, but about the same as the original ride. Get it on a 45 minute wait like I did and you will have a good time. Nine Inch Nails track slaps 😈
October 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Rainy gloomy vibes are for riding Tower of Terror
October 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Sunset over Mo'ara. Some of the night effects are on
September 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Busy day cleaning the house, but since AK is open until 7 today, we went to Nomad's Lounge. Love the wings and Churros 😋
September 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Mickey and Minnie pulling a longer line than Flight of Passage at AK. It's that animal magnetism
September 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM