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Roxie

@roxieproxy.bsky.social

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM

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daily ralsei

@ralsei.bsky.social

horrors
[ drawing streak: 343 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei ]

"me when i see horrors beyond my comprehension (i don't get it)"

ralsei is sticking their tongue out in a silly way. next to them, a very transparent doodle of ralsei distressed. "(i do)"

February 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM

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daily ralsei

@ralsei.bsky.social

happy valentine's day!
[ drawing streak: 343 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei #kralsei ]

Kris is kissing Ralsei on the cheek, holding Ralsei's chin. One of Kris's legs is raised. Ralsei is very flustered.

February 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM

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daily ralsei

@ralsei.bsky.social

[ drawing streak: 342 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei ]

February 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM

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daily ralsei

@ralsei.bsky.social

me when kris and susie tell me to do something

files are available if you donated at least $1 to my ko-fi, but they're already in my art streaming discord :3

[ drawing streak: 332 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei ]

February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM

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Herny

@herny.bsky.social

Panic in Static

February 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM

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daily ralsei

@ralsei.bsky.social

hm
[ drawing streak: 324 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei ]

January 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM

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았

@acenth.bsky.social

Herald Ralsei & Rulebreaker Ralsei

Ralsei from Deltarune but he's in a Kris-like outfit with eye-covering bangs only revealing lower half of his glasses. Striking a pose similar to Kris's ACT pose, while holding his engraved sword in saluting manner. Next to him there's a symbol composed of horns, titan eye, the deltarune and a chain.

Ralsei from Deltarune but he's in a Susie-like outfit with long straight hairstyle, wielding the Devilsknife. Next to him there's a symbol composed of a dragon spiraling down breaking a chain.

January 26, 2026 at 8:47 PM

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Hourly Dose of Ralsei

@ralseihourly.bsky.social

original artist who drew this ralsei: merritz.bsky.social #ralsei

January 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM

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daily ralsei

@ralsei.bsky.social

sailor.. sailboat.. like.. like cavetown new song oh my god no way
[ drawing streak: 320 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei ]