The best and jolliest Dave you know
@thefaceofdave.bsky.social
Australia’s Favourite Dave. I've never been though.
avi by nature
Link to my brain stuffs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao77jomek3o
Link to my Steam Wishlist if ya nasty:
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/TheFaceOfDave
avi by nature
Link to my brain stuffs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao77jomek3o
Link to my Steam Wishlist if ya nasty:
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/TheFaceOfDave
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I used to do a podcast that has officially died. I have a good mic and headset and I'm fun to talk to. If you have a podcast idea and you don't suck, DM me. But you have to say, "podcast," in the DM so I know that you are not a bot.
My posts only go viral if you're immunocompromised.
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My posts only go viral if you're immunocompromised.
I'm not saying amputation surgery is expensive but it could cost an arm and a leg.
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm not saying amputation surgery is expensive but it could cost an arm and a leg.
How social media works:
Stranger: "Your jokes suck."
Me: "That wasn't nice. What didn't you like?"
Stranger: "I was jk!lol! You can't take a joke? What's your problem??"
Stranger: *blocks me*
Stranger: "Your jokes suck."
Me: "That wasn't nice. What didn't you like?"
Stranger: "I was jk!lol! You can't take a joke? What's your problem??"
Stranger: *blocks me*
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
How social media works:
Stranger: "Your jokes suck."
Me: "That wasn't nice. What didn't you like?"
Stranger: "I was jk!lol! You can't take a joke? What's your problem??"
Stranger: *blocks me*
Stranger: "Your jokes suck."
Me: "That wasn't nice. What didn't you like?"
Stranger: "I was jk!lol! You can't take a joke? What's your problem??"
Stranger: *blocks me*
My superpower is feeling each second pass. That's why I'm a villain.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My superpower is feeling each second pass. That's why I'm a villain.
Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here hating myself.
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here hating myself.
The Brave Little Toaster's nemesis is the Cowardly Bigass Airfryer.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Brave Little Toaster's nemesis is the Cowardly Bigass Airfryer.
The wt in wtf stands for waxed turtles.
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The wt in wtf stands for waxed turtles.
I was bitten by an anxious, depressed, radioactive spider.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I was bitten by an anxious, depressed, radioactive spider.
I'm super good at working at a small desk. Good thing I wasn't born 100 years ago or 100 years from now. I'd be fucked.
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm super good at working at a small desk. Good thing I wasn't born 100 years ago or 100 years from now. I'd be fucked.
If laughter is the best medicine, why do so many comedians do drugs?
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If laughter is the best medicine, why do so many comedians do drugs?
I've always wanted to do an AMA but no one As MA when I try it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've always wanted to do an AMA but no one As MA when I try it.
I got carded trying to buy the new Call of Duty. They wouldn't sell it to me because I'm older than 12.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I got carded trying to buy the new Call of Duty. They wouldn't sell it to me because I'm older than 12.
My dad always jokes that when he dies he wants to be Claymated.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My dad always jokes that when he dies he wants to be Claymated.
I miss old school DM room. Someone make a joke writing Discord Channel and DM me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I miss old school DM room. Someone make a joke writing Discord Channel and DM me.
I was just scrolling through Bluesky and just howling because of how funny it can be. Then I realized I was on my profile. Your friends should follow me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I was just scrolling through Bluesky and just howling because of how funny it can be. Then I realized I was on my profile. Your friends should follow me.
Having a glass of wine, a hot tea, and hitting the pen. My body should not try to guess what's next.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Having a glass of wine, a hot tea, and hitting the pen. My body should not try to guess what's next.
I just rewatched Wathership Down so I could add some environmental existential dread to my Thanksgiving feelings.
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I just rewatched Wathership Down so I could add some environmental existential dread to my Thanksgiving feelings.
People who "love winter" are just "fucking depressed," clinically speaking.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
People who "love winter" are just "fucking depressed," clinically speaking.
The only time killing someone with kindness worked is when you used a phoenix down on the ghost train in Final Fantasy 6.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The only time killing someone with kindness worked is when you used a phoenix down on the ghost train in Final Fantasy 6.
Bell Biv DeTective: 🎶That girl was POOIIIIISSSSSOOOONNNNEEEEED🎶
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Bell Biv DeTective: 🎶That girl was POOIIIIISSSSSOOOONNNNEEEEED🎶
My brain: You got your depression in my anxiety!
Also, my brain: You got your anxiety in my depression!
Me: I'm a sad, old commercial reference.
Also, my brain: You got your anxiety in my depression!
Me: I'm a sad, old commercial reference.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My brain: You got your depression in my anxiety!
Also, my brain: You got your anxiety in my depression!
Me: I'm a sad, old commercial reference.
Also, my brain: You got your anxiety in my depression!
Me: I'm a sad, old commercial reference.
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Am I hopelessly depressed enough for a holiday miracle yet?
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Am I hopelessly depressed enough for a holiday miracle yet?
I'm going to die penniless*
*I taught my kids Magic the Gathering
*I taught my kids Magic the Gathering
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm going to die penniless*
*I taught my kids Magic the Gathering
*I taught my kids Magic the Gathering
I don't usually repost articles, but this game is criminally below the radar.
Have you ever wanted to explore AND chill? Well, Tall Trails is the game for you! This title from Brady Soglin sees you playing as a lil' golem trying to find his purpose in the world, and maybe it includes a boot!
Check out Alyssa's review belowwwwww
www.gamegrin.com/reviews/tall...
Check out Alyssa's review belowwwwww
www.gamegrin.com/reviews/tall...
Tall Trails Review | GameGrin
Have you ever wondered how far you can travel using a Rocket Boot stuffed with two roasted marshmallows (that are...
www.gamegrin.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don't usually repost articles, but this game is criminally below the radar.
Fact: Bishops in chess can only move diagonally because of their historical need to zag away from sex abuse scandals.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Fact: Bishops in chess can only move diagonally because of their historical need to zag away from sex abuse scandals.