Vince
@theenvoyofchaos.doop.monster
🏳️🌈 He/Him. Union/Union II/Gotham/Temple Football STH. Bridge Brigade/Sons Of Ben/Cloud 9/Global Cherries Member. 5 for 5 Philly.
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Ben Bender looks like a child who somehow got on the field, can we get this weak homophobe off the team? he couldn't even shove someone that wasn't looking at him...... #Doop
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Ben Bender looks like a child who somehow got on the field, can we get this weak homophobe off the team? he couldn't even shove someone that wasn't looking at him...... #Doop
Who is the Super Bowl Halftime performer?
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Who is the Super Bowl Halftime performer?
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)
I can’t believe my first Philly save in FM26 involved me selling team stalwarts, moving prospects and having to rebuild Union II, in easily the most team turnover I’ve ever had in a Union save file, and it still undercut what the team did this offseason. #DOOP
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I can’t believe my first Philly save in FM26 involved me selling team stalwarts, moving prospects and having to rebuild Union II, in easily the most team turnover I’ve ever had in a Union save file, and it still undercut what the team did this offseason. #DOOP
The Union announced kit release drops around the city for two weeks from now.
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The Union announced kit release drops around the city for two weeks from now.
Edgecombe is so fucking good.
January 28, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Edgecombe is so fucking good.
Props where props are due: this is the first time a man has told me 8” and it was actually true.
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Props where props are due: this is the first time a man has told me 8” and it was actually true.
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gail hailstorm writing her book:
you’re next
January 22, 2026 at 11:58 PM
gail hailstorm writing her book:
OK. The Union might have cooked with this one
🇺🇸 Sources: Orange County SC has signed highly-rated USYNT attacker Jamir Johnson.
Johnson, 17, a product of Philadelphia Union academy.
LA Galaxy traded for his homegrown rights... but he signs with Orange County now to go to Europe soon.
Johnson, 17, a product of Philadelphia Union academy.
LA Galaxy traded for his homegrown rights... but he signs with Orange County now to go to Europe soon.
January 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
OK. The Union might have cooked with this one
I can’t believe Nomura had an incredible idea of using the establishing canon around memetic legacy and in a remake series where two characters realize they’re in a remake and seek to conquer their fate and then they throw it all away in the second game for a dog-based multiverse.
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I can’t believe Nomura had an incredible idea of using the establishing canon around memetic legacy and in a remake series where two characters realize they’re in a remake and seek to conquer their fate and then they throw it all away in the second game for a dog-based multiverse.
DJ Moore just AJ Brown’d his team. Made a business decision to head to Cancun.
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
DJ Moore just AJ Brown’d his team. Made a business decision to head to Cancun.
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack 🎶
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack 🎶
Semi-Final
Elimination
Champions
Crazy how being allowed to pay players openly has destroyed the dominance of an entire conference. Almost like there was massive malfeasance before the NIL era.
Elimination
Champions
Crazy how being allowed to pay players openly has destroyed the dominance of an entire conference. Almost like there was massive malfeasance before the NIL era.
January 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Semi-Final
Elimination
Champions
Crazy how being allowed to pay players openly has destroyed the dominance of an entire conference. Almost like there was massive malfeasance before the NIL era.
Elimination
Champions
Crazy how being allowed to pay players openly has destroyed the dominance of an entire conference. Almost like there was massive malfeasance before the NIL era.
Roster
(As of 1/8)
GK (3) - Blake, Rick, Marks
DF (6) - Mbaizo, Harrel, Makhanya, Westfield, Pierre, Sundstrom
DM (6) - Lukic, Bueno, Bedoya, Rafanello, Olney, Danley
W (6) - C. Sullivan, Bender, Vasslev, Iloski, Q. Sullivan, Anderson
ST (4) - Damiani, Alladoh, Olivas, Davis III
#DOOP
(As of 1/8)
GK (3) - Blake, Rick, Marks
DF (6) - Mbaizo, Harrel, Makhanya, Westfield, Pierre, Sundstrom
DM (6) - Lukic, Bueno, Bedoya, Rafanello, Olney, Danley
W (6) - C. Sullivan, Bender, Vasslev, Iloski, Q. Sullivan, Anderson
ST (4) - Damiani, Alladoh, Olivas, Davis III
#DOOP
January 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Roster
(As of 1/8)
GK (3) - Blake, Rick, Marks
DF (6) - Mbaizo, Harrel, Makhanya, Westfield, Pierre, Sundstrom
DM (6) - Lukic, Bueno, Bedoya, Rafanello, Olney, Danley
W (6) - C. Sullivan, Bender, Vasslev, Iloski, Q. Sullivan, Anderson
ST (4) - Damiani, Alladoh, Olivas, Davis III
#DOOP
(As of 1/8)
GK (3) - Blake, Rick, Marks
DF (6) - Mbaizo, Harrel, Makhanya, Westfield, Pierre, Sundstrom
DM (6) - Lukic, Bueno, Bedoya, Rafanello, Olney, Danley
W (6) - C. Sullivan, Bender, Vasslev, Iloski, Q. Sullivan, Anderson
ST (4) - Damiani, Alladoh, Olivas, Davis III
#DOOP
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State of the Union: The capture of Maduro was basically the political version of a well-timed slide tackle. It’s messy, it’s controversial, there’s blood, but if it stops the other team from scoring you do it. People complaining about legality are wimps. Peace is winning.
By: Alexi Lalas
By: Alexi Lalas
January 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
State of the Union: The capture of Maduro was basically the political version of a well-timed slide tackle. It’s messy, it’s controversial, there’s blood, but if it stops the other team from scoring you do it. People complaining about legality are wimps. Peace is winning.
By: Alexi Lalas
By: Alexi Lalas
Pretty straight forward for me. Can’t imagine leaving South Jersey except to move into Philly proper but this is where I would go.
December 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pretty straight forward for me. Can’t imagine leaving South Jersey except to move into Philly proper but this is where I would go.
I was at a Gotham FC game in the Supporter’s Section and I saw this hot guy go by and it was Gideon Glick from Broadway (Spring Awakening) and I was staring at him, did a double take, and he smiled.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was at a Gotham FC game in the Supporter’s Section and I saw this hot guy go by and it was Gideon Glick from Broadway (Spring Awakening) and I was staring at him, did a double take, and he smiled.
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The other people at the gym have no idea I’m blasting Hazbin Hotel Season 2 right now.
December 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The other people at the gym have no idea I’m blasting Hazbin Hotel Season 2 right now.
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This man fails upwards at an incredible pace.
BREAKING: The Kansas City Current are finalizing a deal to hire Chris Armas as head coach, sources tell ESPN. Armas most recently coached MLS' Colorado Rapids. KC Current won the #NWSL Shield in 2025.
Story with @jeffreycarlisle.bsky.social:
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Story with @jeffreycarlisle.bsky.social:
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Sources: Current to hire Armas as new head coach
The Kansas City Current have agreed to terms to hire Chris Armas as the team's new head coach, multiple sources confirmed to ESPN.
www.espn.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This man fails upwards at an incredible pace.