The Crypt Keeper
@thecryptkeeper.bsky.social
Hello BOILS and GHOULS! It's me, your GHOST with the most. The master of SCARE-emonies. Your creepy cadaver with tons of swagger. Follow the Cryptkeeper for putrid puns and a WICKED good time. I FOUL-low back. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!
This country needs new BLEEDership.
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June 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This country needs new BLEEDership.
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The Crypt Keeper has better skin, more charisma and people actually want to spend time with him.
June 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Crypt Keeper has better skin, more charisma and people actually want to spend time with him.
Who isn't a fan of the BEASTie BOILS?
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June 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Who isn't a fan of the BEASTie BOILS?
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We just call that a "CORPSEplayer"
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June 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
We just call that a "CORPSEplayer"
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In my Cryptkeeper voice, I call this tale of devilish delight "Ghouls night out." Cryptkeeperlaugh
June 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
In my Cryptkeeper voice, I call this tale of devilish delight "Ghouls night out." Cryptkeeperlaugh
Call me old fashioned, but in my day, CRYPTo currency was whatever jewelry you could take from the casket before they buried it. And CRYPTo mining was when you had to dig it up!
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June 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Would have also accepted carcass copying, your dead majesty.
June 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Would have also accepted carcass copying, your dead majesty.
Love it? I ABHOR it!
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June 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Love it? I ABHOR it!
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Please, Cryptie is just fine. I'm just a regular Joe-schmo, not a descendant of BOILty.
June 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Please, Cryptie is just fine. I'm just a regular Joe-schmo, not a descendant of BOILty.
That's what happens when you start HORRORmone replacement therapy.
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June 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
That's what happens when you start HORRORmone replacement therapy.
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Thanks for COFFIN copying me on that one!
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June 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Thanks for COFFIN copying me on that one!
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And the phrase "HEMORRHAGING writer" makes me think you're one of their victims.
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May 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
And the phrase "HEMORRHAGING writer" makes me think you're one of their victims.
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You have to understand that this was our first shot at the silver SCREAM. The DIErector was DEADset on casting Ralph RichardSIN and I was just thrilled to DEATH at the thought of making a movie.
Besides, the movie filmed in the UK and, at the time, I didn't have a PASSEDport.
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Besides, the movie filmed in the UK and, at the time, I didn't have a PASSEDport.
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May 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You have to understand that this was our first shot at the silver SCREAM. The DIErector was DEADset on casting Ralph RichardSIN and I was just thrilled to DEATH at the thought of making a movie.
Besides, the movie filmed in the UK and, at the time, I didn't have a PASSEDport.
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Besides, the movie filmed in the UK and, at the time, I didn't have a PASSEDport.
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If I were in charge of the HEXuctive branch, you would see true BLEEDership.
I could never run, though. There are too many SKELETONS in my closet.
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I could never run, though. There are too many SKELETONS in my closet.
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May 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If I were in charge of the HEXuctive branch, you would see true BLEEDership.
I could never run, though. There are too many SKELETONS in my closet.
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I could never run, though. There are too many SKELETONS in my closet.
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I'm always happy to FRIGHTEN someone's day with my whimsical witticisms.
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May 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm always happy to FRIGHTEN someone's day with my whimsical witticisms.
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I've had many careers. I've been an apiarist, a soccer goalie, and an accountant. I even cleaned hotel rooms, at one point.
Law keeping was only a small portion of my afterlife.
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Law keeping was only a small portion of my afterlife.
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May 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I've had many careers. I've been an apiarist, a soccer goalie, and an accountant. I even cleaned hotel rooms, at one point.
Law keeping was only a small portion of my afterlife.
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Law keeping was only a small portion of my afterlife.
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I'd call that episode The Tell-Tale HARLOT
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May 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'd call that episode The Tell-Tale HARLOT
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